Chapter 13: Not all taxi drivers are like this

“Idiot… you idiot!”

“Going outside with just band-aids on, is that something you do when you’re sane? There must be a reason why it’s more comfortable not to wear underwear, you stupid idiot!”

I scolded myself and ran down the street.

I felt a heavy shaking in my arms that were hugging my chest.

I didn’t notice at all, but I must have been walking around the streets in this shaking state.

It’s too heavy.

The truth, and my breasts.

“Huff, huff… haa…”

I quickly ran out of breath from running.

Part of the reason was that I had weak stamina from the start, but it felt many times harder to run while suppressing my breasts, which kept trying to escape from my arms.

Jiggle jiggle.

I experienced the onomatopoeia myself, and I heard auditory hallucinations of people whispering in my ears.

There’s a perverted slut who’s confidently walking around with her chest exposed without wearing underwear.

She put on band-aids, they say.

Isn’t that even more perverted?

Who would think that would be okay? It’s all intentional.

She’s a slut who’s seducing men with her cow-like bouncing breasts.

Is she trying to seduce us?

This is seduction no matter who looks at it.

“Wow, her chest is awesome.”

Is that your type?

I was out of breath, but I couldn’t stop.

The shame that felt like I was going crazy made me run away.

“Huh, huh… hoo, haaaa…”

As I ran towards the clothing store for a long time, one thought flashed through my head.

Do they measure your chest size with your clothes on at the store?

Or do they take the measurements after you take off your clothes in the fitting room?

I had never actually seen women measure their body sizes, so the source of the scenes I could recall was limited to creative works.

In manga, it seemed like they mostly measured while naked?

The blog where the breast measurement method was written also seemed to be based on measuring without wearing clothes.

So let’s say they measure with your clothes off.

If I take them off?

Do I have to show them that I’m wearing band-aids now?

Isn’t that as embarrassing as not wearing a bra?

My legs stopped.

Is it really right to head to the clothing store like this?

No, it’s not like they definitely have to take them off to measure, but what if they have to take them off?

Will they not think anything even after seeing the band-aids?

“Ugh… uuugh…”

When I turned my head to the side, it happened to be a taxi stand.

A line of taxis waiting for customers.

Should I just go to the clothing store?

Even in the worst case, I only have to be embarrassed once, right?

You’ve come this far, are you going back?

No, look at yourself right now.

Your hair is snow-white, and your eyes are brilliant gold.

If they see you once, they won’t forget you, right?

Are you okay with being labeled a pervert?

I took a deep breath.

Part of the reason was that I was out of breath from running, but the burden of making a choice was even greater.

After much deliberation, the choice I made was

“Haaa… Please take me to Seokhan-dong Food Alley.”

In the end, it was to run away.

What about the underwear, I can figure something out somehow, right?

If I buy a big coat online and wear it out, it won’t be obvious, so if I just hole up in the house until then, it’ll be fine somehow.

“Seokhan-dong? Gosh, there’s nothing left for me on short distances.”

The taxi driver grumbled, but he didn’t refuse the ride.

“Haaa…”

I let out a sigh of relief.

Relieved to be away from the crowd, my body slowly relaxed.

“But, by the way. What are you going to Seokhan-dong for, miss?”

“Yes? Ah, that’s…”

I was suddenly embarrassed that I had come out without wearing underwear, so I was running home in a hurry.

There was no way I could say that, so I made up a story.

“Um… a guest suddenly came to my house, so I’m rushing back.”

“Hoo, does a maiden live like that? That’s not right, that’s not right.”

I saw the taxi driver’s eyes reflected in the taxi’s rearview mirror.

That unique look as if he had caught something.

“How old are you?”

“Uuh… I’m twenty-six, and I’m going to be twenty-seven soon…?”

“I have a daughter just your age, so I’m saying this because it doesn’t feel like someone else’s business, so don’t misunderstand.”

The taxi driver started giving a life lecture after attaching common words.

“Seokhan-dong, that’s a food alley that college students mainly go to, right?”

“There’s also a saying that there won’t be accidents because there are so many people, but uui? The old saying is that when there are more people, there are also more accidents. Don’t you think so, miss?”

Was there such an old saying?

“Ah, yes…”

“And those kids there, they’re all in their prime, aren’t they! I don’t know what kind of accident they’ll cause when the kids are full of energy.”

“It’s near a prestigious university, so I guess big problems won’t happen, but who knows? There might be kids who can’t overcome their energy and try to harm you?”

“So, maidens like you should live in neighborhoods like that, not in food alleys, but in neighborhoods with police stations nearby, a lot of CCTVs, and few people, uui?”

I couldn’t say that he was completely wrong, but I couldn’t help but feel like he was being a boomer.

I listened with one ear and let it out with the other.

“Besides…”

The taxi driver, who had been talking non-stop for a long time, trailed off.

Through the rearview mirror, the taxi driver glanced at me and then continued speaking.

“It’ll be even more dangerous in your case, miss, hahaha! I don’t worry too much about my daughter because she’s flat, but you have to be more careful. I’m saying this because I think of you as my daughter, so take it to heart, uui?”

“…!”

I hugged my chest with both arms.

Sexual harassment disguised as advice.

I was used to sexual harassment because I had streamed as a netkama, but this was the first time I had been sexually harassed with my real self, so I was very embarrassed.

Is this embarrassment?

No.

It seems like disgust.

“We’re here~ 5,900 won, how will you pay?”

“…I’ll pay with a card.”

“Yes, I received the card… yeop~ Payment completed~ Here’s your receipt!”

The taxi driver made a fuss and paid the fare.

After receiving the card back, I quickly got out of the taxi.

“Thank you~ Go in safely!”

Leaving behind the taxi driver’s voice that sounded strangely happy, I started walking home.

A small building that comes out a little after entering the food alley.

The 4th floor was my monthly rental room.

“Uuugh… I shouldn’t have gone out today.”

I took off my clothes and threw them down as soon as I came home.

As soon as I took off my clothes, what caught my eye was the band-aid that was about to fall off on my chest.

“What if someone recognizes me later.”

Normally, I wouldn’t have cared much even if something embarrassing happened.

Because I, who was originally a man, was just an inconspicuous drab otaku.

But it’s different now.

Putting aside that I’ve become a beauty, how many people in this Joseon land have white hair and golden eyes?

And how many women among them have such big breasts?

Due to my overly special appearance, I had more worries that I didn’t have to have in the past.

“How can I walk around outside with my face up from now on!!!”

I threw myself on the bed and buried my face in the pillow.

Having walked around the streets with only band-aids on without underwear.

Not knowing that it was obvious until I was pointed out by the convenience store employee.

Having been sexually harassed by a taxi driver in the process of rushing back home.

As all those things vividly came to mind, I was filled with shame once again.

Only the innocent bed had to endure my tender fists.

“Uuugh…”

I lifted my buried face.

I can’t just keep being embarrassed forever.

First, I looked around the online shopping mall for a large coat that would fit my chest size.

『~♪』

As I was lying on the bed shopping on my phone, I got a call from someone.

「Choi Yu-jin (Streamer ChoiNyongNyong) *77010XXXXXXXX」

It was Yu-jin noona.

I got up from my lying body and sat down.

“Hello?”

When I answered the phone, Yu-jin noona’s voice greeted me.

“Haa~ Hiro~”

“HaHiro HaHiro, Yu-jin unni, what’s going on?”

“Hiro always tries to listen to the main point.”

I had nothing to say to Yu-jin’s point.

I had a feeling that I was like that when I talked to other people.

“I’m sorry unni, I can’t fix it easily.”

“It’s okay, it’s okay, you can fix it slowly!”

My heart warmed to Yu-jin’s words of affirmation.

“So Yu-jin unni, what’s going on?”

“It’ll take a long time for you to fix that, you know.”

I heard a small sigh over the phone.

“It’s nothing special, you’re taking 3 days off this time, right?”

“That’s right?”

“It’s not a good thing to take time off, but since it’s come to this, I wanted to have a meal together?”

Yu-jin noona added, “Would that be okay?”

“Umm… You know I don’t go out to meet people.”

It wasn’t just that I didn’t meet with Yu-jin noona, I was sticking to a mysterious route of not meeting anyone while streaming.

Because if I meet them, they’ll find out I’m a man.

But Yu-jin noona, who had only made one offer and then gave up in the past, made another offer today.

“I was wondering if it would be okay now that you’ve turned on the cam, but I guess not?”

That’s true.

The reason I didn’t want to meet people in the first place was because I was a netkama, but now that I’m no longer a netkama, there’s no need to stick to being mysterious.

I thought for a moment and then

“Then… shall we meet once, unni?”

I accepted Yu-jin’s offer.

I also wanted to meet other streamer colleagues.

“Really? Really? Then let’s meet tomorrow, Hiro!”

“Yes? Right away tomorrow?”

Tomorrow?

Even if the clothes I ordered come quickly, it seems difficult to do it right away tomorrow.

“Yup, I’m also taking a break tomorrow! If not tomorrow, it seems difficult for me too… How about 1 o’clock? We can have lunch together!”

1 o’clock?

Assuming the clothes come in the early morning, if I quickly go to buy underwear before the appointment time

…It won’t work. Considering the time the store opens, no matter how I think about it, it’s impossible.

I thought it would be best to refuse for now because it seemed difficult.

“Ah… sorry, I guess I was being a nuisance?”

“No, that. Uh… it seems like it’ll be okay?!”

Ah.

I unintentionally said it would be okay to Yu-jin noona’s sullen voice.

When I said it would be okay, Yu-jin noona’s voice became much brighter.

“Heehee, then where shall we meet?”

“It’s okay as long as it’s not too far.”

“Then let’s meet in Hongdae! Unni knows Hongdae a bit~”

The appointment was somehow made quickly.

It’s been quite a while since Yu-jin noona suggested meeting.

It seemed that she had really been planning it out, and she even said that she would treat me to a full course and that I should just follow her.

“Then tomorrow at 1 o’clock? We’re meeting at Hongik University Station, right?”

“That’s right, I’ll call you when I get there~”

“Okay unni, see you tomorrow.”

The call ended with Yu-jin noona’s excited voice.

“Right away tomorrow, huh…”

Honestly, I was a bit troubled because I didn’t expect her to say let’s meet right away tomorrow.

The underwear problem hasn’t been solved yet, what should I do?

I wondered if I should have postponed it for just one day, but there was no way I could take back what I had already promised.

After thinking about what to do, I ended up resorting to the forbidden method.

“Let’s just buy all the sizes.”

With that, I ordered 12 bras with early morning delivery, and 300,000 won disappeared from my wallet.

It seems I’m going to be hungry this month.

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At that time when Hiro was ordering underwear

One post was uploaded on the internet.

【I’m going to take a good night’s sleep if I’m turned on by the picture girl】

》 Have a good night’s sleep
》 Picture girl who?