Chapter 33 : Is this a saint_

“No, I’m the Mistress.”

My level had gone up, perhaps from defeating the village head. It even came with a new skill. Of course, I’ll never use it.

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast whispers that the Mistress levels up even by acting against the world’s order. It boasts, saying an isekai cheat high school girl is every girl’s dream.]

“I’m not a high school girl, and I don’t want to level up like that.”

–Why’d you suddenly stop and say something so random?
–I didn’t say anything because I thought it’d be fun, but you set foot in the village now, right?

Where did I go wrong? I should have just quietly waited for my turn to date. I don’t know how many video clips will be following me around for the rest of my life. See, I’m raising all sorts of flags right now, too.

“Ri..ght?”

–What are you, having forced your way through the villagers (including the village head)?

DemonKingArmyRecruiting! donated 100 candies!
–I think I know!

–Isekai life, invading the tutorial village first thing
–It’s your fault for choosing the evil alignment lol

“You should have told me that earlier..”

I’m new to this game, anyway. These guys are just hoping I’ll fail. No, I mean, what game makes it this hard to finish the tutorial?

My uneasy feeling was right. Not long after I entered the village, a warning alarm started blaring throughout. At the same time, a woman with suspiciously purple skin ran out of what looked like the village head’s large house.

“How did I get caught?”

“No, wait, I haven’t been caught yet, but it doesn’t make sense that this happens as soon as I enter?”

–Lol I’m logged in right now, there’s an announcement
–It’s been a while since a large-scale event, hasn’t it?
–This is the flower of this game, what have the devs been doing for half a year!
–I miss the developer unnie

As the viewers said, that phrase started appearing in the sky, and I made eye contact with the suspicious woman.

“Please, please, please. I just came here to stalk a guy, I don’t care about the destruction of the world or anything.”

I wonder if WooSeok is looking at the same sky as me..
I stared blankly at the sky, feeling the touch of WooSeok’s underwear in my right hand.

“Okay, let’s end the stream..”

“Hey! You!”

A woman runs towards me with fierce momentum. I have to press the end button before she reaches me.

DemonKingNeedsTalent! donated 10,000 candies!
–Even now? You’re quitting?

AntiWooSeokMarriageAssociation donated 8282 candies!
–Shouldn’t you hurry up and go to WooSeok and get brutally dumped?

“Cha~~~ir~~~man!!!!”

The large donation I was hoping for. I stopped my hand from clicking end and immediately put my head on the ground and did a handstand. It’s a donation signal I can never show WooSeok.

“Oh! I’ve never seen such an evil energy in all my life. This is like, similar to the Demon King…”

I don’t care what that woman says right now.
I’m getting financial therapy through the pouring donations!
With this money, I can go to a top-class hotel with a view of the Seoul nightscape tomorrow with WooSeok..

“Hehehe…”

DefinitelyWooSeok donated 100 candies!
–Let’s hurry and go see WooSeok’s face!!

–I really hate that face lol
–Flames embroider the sky, and demons attack the village, but Yena continues to do the granzel..

“Hmm! I’ve seen that passion with my own eyes!”

Was it because I was too arrogant, or because I ignored all the flags until now? Messages that really shouldn’t appear started popping up.

[You have joined the Demon King’s army!]

[The last seat of the Four Heavenly Kings is currently vacant. You have been promoted to the position of Four Heavenly King due to a strong recommendation from another Heavenly King.]

[Amazing achievement! You became a Four Heavenly King of the Demon King’s army while being a human. All races except demons (including players) will feel somewhat hostile towards you.]

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast cheers, saying that the world conquest has finally begun! It says it has also thought of a combination name in case it was aiming for this.]

“No, no, no! I’ll carve my own destiny!”

I bet if I keep dilly-dallying like this, this kind of thing will keep happening. Wouldn’t it be better to just break all the flags quickly and go to WooSeok?

I run through the village, now being invaded by monsters, in search of WooSeok. The demon from earlier seems to be following me, and the constellation keeps sending me notifications, but I cleanly ignore them.

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast writes an adventure book. The combination name is Vycon Extreme Operation!]

“That’s not a combination name, and it doesn’t have my name in it!!”

Ah. I said it. I should have ignored it until the end, but I ended up complaining because of the words that came out unexpectedly.

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast smiles and rejoices, saying that I was secretly thinking about a combo after all. It says it’ll compromise on the name because it can’t be helped. Legendary Vycon Party!]

Speak of the devil. The carriage that seems to hold a noble, being chased by a monster that looks like it’ll give a quest, and the video letter that’s been ringing in my mailbox… I mustn’t pay attention to it. I’ll lose if I do.

“Help me!! Someone!”

In a web novel, she’d be a convenient Heroine 1 who gets saved. But for me, the only heroine is Jung WooSeok.

“You’re ignoring it again! I’ve never seen anyone throw away their humanity like you. My eye for people hasn’t died yet!”

No matter what she chatters about next to me, or what incident occurs, I shouldn’t care. Didn’t someone say that love is something you fight for? A woman who looks like a hero saves the carriage as if to interrupt me and WooSeok.

“That’s far enough!”

That woman is definitely the one who came out of WooSeok’s room, right?
Her nickname was IWantToSuckWooSeok’s…

“Live.. Choi Yena!!”

–Why is a demon saving her lol
–”Live..” lol
–That guy is the weakest among us!!

Thankfully, the demon that had been following me blocked the hero’s path, and I could continue on my way.

“I’ve seen your wicked heart. You can become the evil of this world..”

–If you save that demon, you become allies fr
–That hero is needlessly strong though
–It’s useless against the WooSeok Brigade

The woman, supposedly a Four Heavenly King, begins a battle against the hero on equal footing. It feels strongly like it suddenly turned into a battle shonen, but now there’s really no one to stop me.

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast rushes in, shouting emergency!]

I see a restaurant. I should stop here?
Even now, WooSeok and the cyber fox must be together.

“Later!”

Straight ahead. WooSeok, I’m going to you, who has no underwear, with your underwear.

–Your underwear is
–Director: Vycon, Starring: Choi Yena

“Where’s the OST!”

DJDropTheBeat donated 100 candies!
–Sending a video clip. It’s a 3-minute song. Go!

Perfect. Everyone is cheering me on. Surely, around that corner, on the hill…

“WooSeok!!!!”

You… with that lovely smile for me… aren’t you there?

“Where are you!!”

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast sighs, asking why I didn’t listen to my partner. It scolds me, saying it serves me right.]

–Missing person lol
–Look at Yena standing there dumbfounded lol
–Isn’t it just an ordinary villain invasion if WooSeok’s not there

“Mistress’s Breathing, First Form…”

–Stop!
–Halt!

“Lightning…”

Ding-dong! You have an unread video letter!

“Again?!”

The video letter that’s been alerting me since earlier, at this crucial moment. I’ve already made a lot of me-too videos, so let’s just check this and prepare for tomorrow. I’ve made a lot of money and haven’t really lost anything. My pride is practically nonexistent anyway.

But my thoughts changed when I saw the sender.
Sender: Gaia.

–Provocation time?
–The WooSeok I met again wasn’t the same..

“Ha. Ha. Ha. What a funny joke”

–Yena, you’re crying
–I hear sniffles…
–Hey! Choi Yena!

“Don’t play it! I’ll play it. I’m sure it’s just a common, lovey-dovey scene… Da..mn it…”

Knowing the chat would explode if I didn’t watch, I played the video, suppressing my reluctance. I’ll get my revenge tomorrow for all I’ve seen today.

The video started with an unpleasant laugh.

‘Name?’

‘Jung WooSeok..’

‘Age?’

‘24 years old..’

“Huh?”

WooSeok introduced himself with one hand covering his eyes. He was sitting on the bed, slightly sobbing, answering the woman’s questions. His other hand seemed to be covering his body…

Is this what it means for your body to move before you think? I unknowingly shattered the video letter.

GoldenSun donated 100 candies!
–ㅗㅜㅏㅗㅜㅏㅗㅜㅏ

–Oi oi cucumber!
–How does it feel to be NTR’d?

It’s clearly a video meant to provoke. With WooSeok’s personality, there’s no way he’d be like that in a day.

[The Two-Horned Jealous Beast asks what I’m going to do. It stamps its feet, saying I’ll be beaten to it.]

“To kill every last human in this world. That is the wish of all demons.”

–Choi Yena awakens!
–Next episode preview

“Is it possible to erase humanity using the Mistress’s power? If no more humans are born, humanity will surely perish in about 100 years.”

–You’re talking nonsense again, aren’t you?
–Wasn’t she a national athlete?
–How did she end up like this!!

“This world no longer needs to fear the Golden Sun.”

I let out a big sigh and deliver my last words to the viewers.

“I will kill the world that NTR’d WooSeok.”