Chapter 68: Making Mandrake Strawberry Pizza

Now, the cooking broadcast, which had finally started in earnest.

Time passed by giving and taking trivial stories, but none of the viewers complained about it.

This was because the fair-skinned beauty with an overwhelming figure wearing an apron in front was captured on camera.

-By the way, what are you going to make today?

“I haven’t explained that yet. From now on, the dish that Jim will make is Mandrake Strawberry Pizza.”

-Mandrake Strawberry?!!
-Are you even going to make pizza with that??
-No, Bread Master, at least use ordinary strawberries. Why is it Mandrake Strawberry of all things ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-The moment I hear it, my mind is dizzy.
-Ah, is this real?
-Did I mishear?
-It’s not April Fool’s Day today?

Mandrake Strawberry is not an ordinary strawberry, but a strawberry-shaped monster with eyes, nose, and mouth.

When the tree where Mandrake Strawberries grow is fully grown, it will bear fruit, and that is Mandrake Strawberry.

The moment animals come to eat Mandrake Strawberries and tear them apart, the chewed Mandrake Strawberry screams, and the sound directly echoes in the skull, causing the animal to die.

After that, the Mandrake Strawberry tree absorbs nutrients from the dead animal’s corpse, increasing its size and the number of fruits.

For reference, if you eat it, the fruit screams, so people don’t see good things if they eat it.

Of course, there are people who put on soundproofing magic and eat it, but this does not block the sound wave itself caused by the sound, it only prevents the sound from being heard, so it cannot prevent the vibration of the skull.

Since death is confirmed if you eat it, no one would run to eat it unless they were out of their mind.

In fact, strawberry trees thrived because of this, making it difficult to process them, causing a social problem.

But she’s going to eat this Mandrake Strawberry.

I knew that Ddalssong was a strawberry otaku, but even so, it was unbelievable that she was going to eat something she couldn’t eat.

“Hehe, you guys seem to have a big prejudice. Mandrake Strawberries are really delicious guys?”

-No, I never said they were bad.
-You can’t even eat them in the first place lol You people lol
-You die if you eat themoooo!!
-Please, God.

“I wouldn’t have brought it if I couldn’t eat it, what are you talking about.”

-Ah~ That’s too much. Don’t joke around.
-How are you going to eat that when you can’t even block it with soundproofing magic.
-The bastards who know the taste of that are already dead lol

“Well, good. In the first place, there’s not much known about how to eat Mandrake Strawberries, so watch and see.”

First, she takes out the ingredients and tools to make the pizza dough.

After putting in the ingredients, she uses a mixer to mix them appropriately.

After properly performing the other procedures.

“Now, if you cover it with plastic wrap and let it ferment in a humid place for about an hour, it’s done. It’s really annoying to wait an hour, so I brought what I fermented for an hour here.”

-Preparedness ddd
-No, why is she good?
-There’s nothing difficult up to here, so what.
-But she’s somehow skilled. Why?

“For reference, you can’t use it as it is, so I’ll cover it with plastic wrap again and let it ferment at room temperature for 15 minutes for the second fermentation. Let’s do something else in the meantime.”

Then, she naturally takes out the Mandrake Strawberry.

Because it looks so hideous, hate chats were posted just by the screen showing it.

Ddalssong indifferently picked it up, showed it, and focused on it.

“You guys are so strange, look again. How beautifully and well-ripened it is….”

-Uwak!! Sht, I’m not curious about whether it’s well-ripened or whatever, that’s not what I’m curious about!!
-Where are you sticking that hideous thing in my face!!
-Sht, I’m finally seeing that up close ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I don’t like how solemn your expression is ㅋㅋㅋ Why is that a strawberry of all things
-It’s a visual that wouldn’t be strange if muscular limbs popped out ㅋㅋㅋ
-Mandragora’s face is cute when it’s still, sh*t, that’s a monster, a monster!

“What?! You’re calling this pretty Mandrake Strawberry a monster? Ha! Unbelievable. Even if you look at it like this, you can see that it’s lovingly and well-ripened, dyed red so that there are shadows under its eyes! How can you not know this!”

-Is it well-ripened if there are shadows under its eyes?
-Isn’t it just ripe if it’s red? lol

“That’s not it. If the Mandrake Strawberry doesn’t have shadows under its eyes, the scream won’t be rich when you eat it. Then the texture will die.”

-Sh*t, what are you talking about ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Texture? What are you talking about?
-You die if you screamoooo!!
-You die if you hear that!!
-You die if you hear that!!

“Yes, that’s right. As you guys say, Mandrake Strawberries scream to the point of dying if you just eat them. First, I’ll show you how to handle it.”

Then, she pulls out something with a thud next to her…

It was none other than slime.

-Slime?
-Suddenly here?
-Something I really didn’t expect popped out ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-What are you going to do with that?

“For reference, this is slime developed for edible purposes by a ranch. If you use this, the problem is easily solved.”

Then, she picks up a handful of dead slime.

She opens the mouth of the Mandrake Strawberry and shoves it inside.

“Kuoop?!”

-Didn’t the Mandrake Strawberry make a moan? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-No, excuse me ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Aww lol I’m going crazy lol
-Hphahahpahahs
-Shiba, it’s so funny lol

“For reference, I used slime with high adhesive power, so I evenly attach it to the outside so it doesn’t fall out of my mouth. If you do this. Ta-da~☆ The preparation is complete.”

-Is that really okay with that?
-What on earth am I watching?

“Well, I’ll show you since it doesn’t seem to be coming to you.”

Then, she picks up the Mandrake Strawberry with the adhesive slime shoved in its mouth. As she opens her mouth and takes it, the chat window becomes literally a frenzy and they tearfully stop her.

However, the elf, regardless of it, bites the Mandrake Strawberry that went into her mouth.

“Aoo Right right right right right right right right!”

As if waiting, the Mandrake Strawberry screams. However, the adhesive slime blocked inside her mouth blocked the sound, and a muffled scream echoed faintly.

Here, she gives strength to her jaw and chews hard.

The Mandrake Strawberry, which had been cut in half, screamed its last and died.

Following that, a natural Mandrake Strawberry mukbang time.

Omnyomnyom.

“Hmm, this is the taste. The one with the dark circles under the eyes is really a delicacy.”

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-No, why is this really working ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Wow, amazing?
-This is a new discovery shiba ㅋㅋㅋ

“Now, did you see? You can eat Mandrake Strawberries if you do it like this. For reference, Mandrake Strawberries are much sweeter and more nutritious than regular strawberries.”

After that, the elf naturally started to shove the adhesive slime one by one into the mouths of the Mandrake Strawberries and stick them on.

“Koop!”

“Kuoop!”

“Uuop?!”

“Hueup!”

Every time, the thick groans of the Mandrake Strawberry that seemed surprised echoed, and a strange sense of disgust was felt whenever it was captured on the broadcast, but it was amazing that it became so-so the more I listened to it.

“Now, if the preparation is finished, you can spread the dough that has finished the second fermentation thinly and make it into a dough. And I’ll put Mandrake Strawberries on top of this.”

-Don’t you cut it?
-Are you going to put it in whole?
-Excuse me ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Even so, that’s too much.

“Hey, what are you talking about? Unlike regular strawberries, Mandrake Strawberries lose their texture the moment they are cut. So putting it in like this is the best.”

Then one, two. Mandrake Strawberries are placed on the dough.

Following that, other toppings that looked plain were placed together next to it.

The appearance that was roughly finished was really hideous.

-I really want to put in a doodoong! sound effect visual.
-No, in the meantime, I’m pissed off that they’re lying down carefully with the Mandrake Strawberry face showing ㅋㅋㅋ
-Everyone seems like they’re going to open their eyes and look at this right now ㅋㅋㅋ
-I don’t think I can do that at night because it’s scary ㅋㅋㅋ

“Now, with the toppings finished, it’s over if you put it in the oven and bake it for about 15 minutes. For reference, it’s good to preheat the oven to about 180 degrees, so please refer to it.”

As soon as those words were finished, she opened the oven, put the topped pizza inside, and closed the door.

And as she presses the start button and heat enters the oven.

『AooRight right right !!』
『AooRight right right right right right right right!!』
『AooRight right right right right !!』
『AooRight right right right right right right right!!』

The Mandrake Strawberries that had been topped were screaming in death.

Of course, everyone’s mouths were blocked with adhesive slime, so it wasn’t a loud sound, but when the deaths became one and sang together, it became a bizarre sound that filled the kitchen.

-Mommy!! I’m scared lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Sh*t, I thought a ghost came lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ah, the sound is so scary shiba ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Is this hell?

“Well, shall we have a light chat while it’s baking?”

15 minutes later.

“What’s important here is that you have to open it exactly after 15 minutes. You can’t absolutely go over that, so please refer to it.”

-What’s the reason? The cooking time may vary depending on the oven specs, right?

“That’s because the Mandrake Strawberry’s ripening speed is the same regardless of the oven’s performance. If the temperature exceeds a certain temperature, the Mandrake Strawberry ripens at the same speed. If this goes over 15 minutes, the Mandrake Strawberry will die.”

-Sht, so you’re just going to cook it just enough so it doesn’t die lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-It’s a really evil dish real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Humans, I’m sorry!!
-Shtgan is doing it again!!
-Just kill themoooooo!!
-Their HP is already zero lol!!

“Now, look. Mandrake Strawberry Pizza is complete!”

-Doodoong!

-Gogogogogog…!

The visual of the finished pizza was literally like seeing hell.

The other toppings next to it were clearly visible that they were deliciously cooked.

Compared to that, the Mandrake Strawberries had a haggard look and were frowning.

-Ew lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Visual gangster ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Wow real, I can’t say anything.
-You’re going to eat that?
-Sh*t, at this point, I feel sorry for the Mandrake Strawberries, just kill them lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Now, it’s finally the time for the long-awaited tasting, I’ll try it once. For reference, you have to cut this properly so that the Mandrake Strawberry is not cut.”

Then, the elf, who was holding a suitably cut piece in her hand, put it in her mouth and chewed it beyond the camera.

The moment her teeth chewed the Mandrake Strawberry.

『Uooooooo…』

A scream with a weak voice (?) No, a groan mixed with pain echoed.

-Grandpaaaaaaaa!!
-Hey you bad elf! What on earth are you doing to our grandfather!!
-Save grandpaaeee!!

“Hmm~ This is the taste. Even though I put adhesive slime on my mouth, it’s hard to endure the screaming sound when it’s still alive. However, if it’s baked just barely, you can enjoy the ultrasonic vibration of the Mandrake Strawberry with the adhesive slime attached. At this time, the texture from the vibration that resonates from the jaw to the skull is really a supreme texture that you can’t taste in other dishes.”

-Then, can’t you just bake it for 15 minutes from the beginning and just eat it?

“That’s not possible. Mandrake Strawberries that have been baked for 15 minutes without applying adhesive slime still have lethal power in their screams, so applying adhesive slime to their mouths is a mandatory item. Even though the screams you hear now seem weak, you’ll get a big nose if you ignore it.”

-So you eat it while feeling the screams because it hurts to chew.
-Are you really a psychopath lol
-Ddalssong, who on earth is she…
-No, how did you even think of eating that, how did you find out the cooking method ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Are you really crazy lol

At this time, Ddalssong said with a hehe, and added a word.

“For reference, Mandrake Strawberries are good for men’s stamina.”

After this broadcast.

The amazing news that Mandrake Strawberry trees were being exterminated at a tremendous speed was reported on the news.

Naturally, after that, Mandrake Strawberries began to be distributed on the market and reached a point where they could not be bought because there were none.

At this time, there was someone who was smiling unpleasantly while watching Ddalssong’s broadcast.

“Hehe, is this the famous Ddalssong these days? I’m going to ruin this broadcast.”

A disturber was sharpening his blade at Ddalssong and was giving a sinister smile.