That’s right! This witch did it all!

“Half of the bad things in this cultivation world were done by me, Xun Qiu. The other half? I ordered someone else to do them. If you say otherwise, bring out the proof!”

Xun Qiu—an orphan with no parents, no morals, and barely the education of a snow leopard. A street beggar, a wandering vagrant.

—Until one accident changed everything, revealing a vast and wondrous cultivation world… and a mysterious book that promised: three years to overcome tribulation, five years to ascend as an immortal. But once you start cultivating it…