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After the COVID-19 Break.
Not even in the mainland, but right here in South Korea,
A virtual male ‘idol’ group appeared like a comet,
sweeping the Melon popularity charts and stirring up various video sections on YouTube.
At that time, quite a few domestic VTuber fans might have thought this.
‘VTubers will rule the world!’
Of course, that never happened.
Well, setting aside the fact that this virtual male idol group was quite different from the ‘VTubers’ commonly thought of by VTuber fans,
those born in the deepest shadows tend to live in the shadows.
Thus, everyone thought something like, ‘Of course, how dare those flat 2D Japanese avatars run rampant in the sacred land of Dangun’s mountain spirit,
while others simply decided to stick to watching the mainland 2D Japanese avatars they were used to, losing interest.
But then, another eccentric figure appeared, planting seeds of uncertain hope in the hearts of domestic VTuber fans once again.
“My Oshi (Favorite). Haruka (遥: Distant).”
Just like her name suggested, she showed distant, unreachable talent—overwhelming vocal skills,
seasoned broadcasting sense that completely hid her beginner status, content creation ability, and even perfect chemistry with her colleagues.
She was even skilled at what might be the most crucial talent for a VTuber: brewing broth—truly a VTuber with a massive hexagonal talent distribution.
(TL Note: “Brewing broth” is Korean internet slang for a VTuber or streamer cultivating obsessive,
often romantically inclined fans, likening their intense devotion/sweat to broth.)
The several cover songs she released in a short time after her debut swept YouTube’s trending videos and trending music videos sections.
Her original song, announced at her birthday solo concert,
achieved the feat of entering the upper ranks of the Melon popularity chart and continued to climb back up the charts occasionally thereafter,
building a reputation worthy of being called the VTuber of VTubers.
But then, suddenly, she stopped her music activities.
The bewilderment over what on earth was happening was brief.
[(Popular)][I told you Haruka definitely got a boyfriend, didn’t I?]
A VTuber who made a living through singing suddenly stops releasing songs and just showers fans with love confessions to manage the broth—what else could it be but getting a boyfriend? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Isn’t it obvious?
While she’s hitting you guys with ‘I love you~ Let’s get married~’ to farm those serious romantic fans,
Haruka is at a motel with an alpha male, getting fcked pregnant ㅋㅋㅋㅋ lollllllllllll
[Post: Die, you cucks, jerking off at home while your oshi gets taken ㅋ]
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COMMENTS:-
Why the hell does this piece of sh*t post have logged-in user upvotes;
This is… a popular post?
Sh*t, it’s so trashy it doesn’t even hurt..
Looks like they swarmed in from somewhere again.
Are the mods slacking off?
└ Seriously, there are blatantly 20 anonymous upvotes, and they’re not deleting this?
“No matter how many times I gallery ban these mentally ill bstards, do they just keep multiplying like shadow clones?”
Get rid of one crazy anonymous user, and two more pop up.
The IPs are all ones I’ve never seen before.
It’s clear they aren’t Korean IPs, but it also seems certain they aren’t all from just one country either.
“Am I… am I actually fighting a war against the whole world……?”
Well, unlike some loser with a mustache who failed art school entrance exams and tried to hypnotize the entire nation with an app,
there’s no way a mere sub-moderator of an underground community could be doing that.
It seems like they’re coordinating and swarming from somewhere again, but this fan gallery,
masquerading as a universal punching bag, has too many enemies for no reason,
making it impossible to even guess where they’re coming from.
Anyway, the topic this round of trolling latched onto is the boyfriend rumor, huh.
Honestly, in our group, which is practically a clean zone, it was laughable nonsense.
First of all, getting caught with a boyfriend means facing hefty penalties and contract termination,
not to mention the CEO, who has survived the longest in the internet broadcasting scene,
is famous for thoroughly managing members’ boyfriend issues.
When several other groups collapsed due to boyfriend scandals triggered by some stalkers,
our group was practically the only one that emerged completely unscathed.
“And what? Made a living through singing? Hah, ridiculous.”
Haruka is good at singing ‘too’.
She’s a VTuber with a massive hexagonal talent distribution, I tell you.
And I actually liked it when she showered us with love confessions.
I mean, who wouldn’t like their girlfriend clinging to them saying ‘I love you’ almost every day? Hehe.
Anyway, where the hell are these guys coming from?
Now they’re running some weird program, spamming several pages of the gallery; it’s like facing the horror of the ROK army confronted with human wave tactics.
“Seriously, what are the other moderators doing…”
[(Popular)][Honestly, the mods who abandoned the gallery while it went to sht should hand out burgers]
[Deleted post]
[Seriously, why is that guy always working alone?]
[Sub-moderator mad movie crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[He even scrapes tweets from the VTubers ㄷㄷ Is he really a machine?]
[Deleted post]
[Deleted post]
[(Popular)][Haruka’s tweet + pic.jpg]
[Gallery management history looks insane ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Deleted post]
[(Popular)][Kohaku’s good morning tweet.jpg]
[Is it true the sub-moderator gets paid 5 million won a month?]
I have to deal with the trolls and appease the angry gallery users by handing out burgers.
On top of that, I have to grab the posts from the tweet scraper, bring them here, and get upvotes, so it’s exhausting even if I had two bodies.
I was mercilessly teased once after being late and letting another logged-in user beat me to it, so I can’t yield on this.
“No, but really, where did all the other moderators go?”
They used to joke that whenever trolls appeared, they’d ditch me, the outcast, and go have an orgy at a motel amongst themselves.
Was that actually true?
You gay bstards?
I’m busy as hell already, you guys are seriously unhelpful.
And now the CEO declared they’ll debut the 2nd generation within half a year.
It’s obvious what will happen to this gallery, where I’m already practically working alone, once the 2nd gen debuts.
Should I stage a coup, snatch the head moderator position, and replace all the sub-moderators?
“No, that’s not it.”
The lonely backs of countless head moderators who disappeared, obsessed with the witch hunts that have become a traditional folk game in this gallery, flash through my memory.
Yeah. No matter how shtty it gets, being the head moderator is not worth it.
Living life as a burger-dispensing machine only to be hanged and disappear? Isn’t that too futile?
…Huh, it doesn’t seem much different from my current situation.
Anyway, I’ve driven out most of the invading trolls.
I need an outlet to release all this pent-up stress.
Still, I don’t do classless things like expressing my ego using the sub-moderator account.
I already get cursed out for no reason; if a mod adds fuel to the fire, there’s no telling what might happen to this gallery.
It’s a miracle the mods haven’t made mistakes so far, so I should lend a hand too.
“But maybe they don’t make mistakes simply because they don’t do any work…? Hmm……”
Anyway, to protect the peace of this fcked-up gallery, I switched to my alt account and started spewing shtposts.
[(Popular)][iwanttosnuggleunderblanketwithharukaandsniffhercozyscent]
[POST: She probably smells like fresh organic cow milk sweet milk tea ….. Uhehehe..]
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COMMENTS:-
Kyaa upvote upvote ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Upvote (Idiot)
Kyaa ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ(What the hell)
She’s my wife, get lost
└ (NTR emote)
(Haruka’s profile picture)
[POST: Her hymen is probably protected by a triple barrier lol]
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COMMENTS:-
(Scornful Haruka emote)
fr lol
ㅋㅋConfirmed!
(Winking Haruka emote)
(Winking Haruka emote)
lolwut;
Haruka is a very famous virgin
[She’s my wife.jpg]
[POST: (Fanart of Haruka lying in bed)]
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COMMENTS:-
Yeah, she’s sleeping next to me right now, later loser
└ (NTR emote)
Stfu
Thanks for the use
└ ?
└ Burp
└ Gtfo Imarriedherfirst
└ Sharing the same hole then
└ What the fck;
Yes. The Pax Galeria is complete.
Stop the fcking trolling, won’t you join me in saving up for our Oshis’ donations?
It’s convenient for organizing data when they get pinned as popular posts too.
Someday, if the gallery queens discover this gallery, they might sue us for sexual harassment.
No, there’s a 99% chance they will.
If that happens, I’ll have to pay a hefty settlement, but I’ve been working part-time jobs saving money just for that day, so there’s no need to worry.
Thinking of it as fundraising so my Oshi can hold even one more concert, getting a red line on my criminal record is nothing.
Of course, if the plan goes slightly awry, I might end up in jail and unable to attend the concert in person, but as long as my Oshi is happy, everything’s okay.
“Good night. Haruka.”
With that thought, I recalled the recent memory of fervently waving a lightstick at Haruka’s birthday concert, had a good dream, and woke up.
As expected from a good dream, my body felt light.
It felt as if about 40 kilograms had just vanished.
My joints, usually stiff from staying cooped up in my room being a fan, moved smoothly as if oiled,
and the creaking sound of my lifespan decreasing,
which always happened when I twisted my neck bent from scanning too many barcodes at the convenience store, was gone.
Even my eyes felt incredibly clear, so much so that I didn’t seem to need the greasy glasses I always wore.
I stopped searching for them as usual and noticed the long, soft hair tickling my shoulders… Oh my, what is this?
Did I think too many lewd thoughts?
I wasn’t naive enough to believe such superstitions, but anyone whose hair suddenly grew long enough to cover half their torso overnight would think that.
Ignoring the dazzlingly white and delicate arms and hands as best I could,
I carefully gathered the hair curtaining my front and parted it to both sides, revealing a small body.
Below the chest, swollen enough to fit in one hand, was a smooth abdomen with a cute belly button in the middle.
Seeing the wide pelvis below that and the appetizingly plump thighs gave me a clear idea.
“I… I’ve become a girl?!“
Chilly.
It wasn’t a cold sensation passing through my chest; it was literally chilly down there.
The wind was getting in without anything blocking it.
With trembling fingertips, I lifted the dolphin shorts and saw a bare mound.
“Huck.”
Wait, I wear pants properly but sleep without underwear?
Tilting my head at the strange preference, I calmly covered it back up.
Then, lifting my arms and grasping my shoulders, I felt incredibly delicate and soft skin.
I didn’t want to scar this clear, transparent skin, free of any blemishes.
It felt like I would experience the same sense of transgression as leaving the first footprints on a street covered in fresh white snow.
Seriously, I become a woman overnight without any warning like this?
“Eheheh.”
Would Haruka be happy that she gained a female fan?
Well, finding a female fan in this deepest of deep, shadowy otaku circles is harder than plucking stars from the sky, so maybe that’s why she’d pay more attention.
Thankfully, Haruka sings incredibly well, is f*cking cool, pretty, cute, elegant, sexy, beautiful
—she just hogs all the good traits—so she unusually had many female fans who liked her,
saying their wombs trembled, but the other members had almost none.
Anyway, if I listened to Haruka’s song in this body now, would my womb tremble too?
Alright.
Let’s try it.
~♪
“Heueung.”
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