Chapter 10: Confess, Then Straight to Marriage?

Night quietly fell, and everyone went to sleep…

From the sky, Erisburg was a sea of darkness.

However, within this darkness, there was a single point of light.

The point of light was exceptionally conspicuous in this darkness.

And the source of this light emanated from a room… and in the room, a dark blue-haired girl was lying on her bed, looking at a crystal…

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much too. If there’s anyone else in the world I care about, it must be Aisilis. So, it’s not me accepting your confession, but you accepting mine. Aisilis… be my girlfriend!”

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much too. If there’s anyone else in the world I care about, it must be Aisilis. So, it’s not me accepting your confession, but you accepting mine…”

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much too. If there’s anyone else in the world I care about, that must be…”

Aisilis was now holding the crystal, continuously replaying the words Yuren Xing had said when he confessed to her…

Even though Aisilis had already listened to it a thousand times… she still felt like she couldn’t get enough… replaying it over and over again…

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much…”

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much…”

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much…”

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much…”

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much…”

“…”

“Ah!!!”

Listening to the repeated words, Aisilis finally couldn’t help but scream in excitement. However, in order not to disturb the already sleeping Yuren Xing, Aisilis buried her head in the blanket and let out a low laugh.

With the laughter, the blanket trembled continuously…

“Hehehehehehe~ Yuren❤… Finally, I finally have Yuren…”

Aisilis stopped trembling, smiling as she looked at Yuren Xing in the crystal…

“Yuren~…”

Suddenly, Aisilis saw the slap mark on Yuren Xing’s face and thought of his perfunctory attitude towards her…

Her excited mood from just a moment ago vanished completely…

“Tsk, not enough, it’s still not enough, I haven’t gotten enough… Yuren is still hiding things from me.”

Thinking back to tonight, to the words Yuren Xing said when he refused to live with her.

“Um… Aisilis, although we are indeed a couple now… it’s still too early for… that kind of thing. Let’s talk about it in a few years… I don’t want to be a father just yet…”

‘Crack… crack… crack…’

Out of anger… Aisilis crushed the crystal in her hand to pieces…

“As I thought, I can’t be hasty… I have to take things slowly with Yuren… It’s okay… anyway, I have plenty of time… Yuren❤, I will completely possess you…”

With that, Aisilis took out another crystal…

“…I, ah, I like Aisilis very much too. If there’s anyone else in the world I care about, it must be Aisilis. So, it’s not me accepting your confession, but you accepting mine. Aisilis… be my girlfriend…!”

In the early morning, the birds chirped happily outside, and I, at this moment, was closing my eyes in deep thought, facing a piece of paper…

This morning… when I decided to sleep in, Aisilis, with her so-called ‘good morning kiss,’ literally forced me up…

I don’t want to die of suffocation…

If I died like that, you can imagine, tomorrow’s news would be: SHOCKING!! Man refuses to get out of bed, suffocated to death by girlfriend’s good morning kiss…

If I died like that, I wouldn’t even have the face to see other ghosts…

After eating the loving breakfast Aisilis made (actually, she just wrote my name on the breakfast), just as I was about to go out…

“Yuren~”

Aisilis called out to me…

“Hm? What is it? Aisilis.”

“Here… sign your name, Yuren.”

?

Looking at the piece of paper Aisilis handed over… the first thing that caught my eye were a few large words… ‘Prenuptial Agreement.’

“This… what is this?”

“A contract.”

“I know… these words have already told me that… but, what is this for?”

“To sign a contract. This is to make certain agreements for our future marriage, to prevent meaningless arguments and such. Although I personally think this is very superfluous, because we will never argue in the future. But a prenuptial agreement is required for marriage, it’s a rule. So, after thinking about it, since it’s needed anyway, it’s better to set some agreements.”

“I-is that so… that’s really thoughtful of you. Ahaha… ahahahaha.”

“Eh? Could it be that Yuren has never thought about marrying me?”

Aisilis looked at me with a surprised expression.

“No… it’s just… you see, isn’t it still too early?”

“Is it???”

“Of course… ha… haha… hahaha. Haha…”

Under Aisilis’s gaze, I laughed nervously.

We just confessed yesterday, and today we’re already thinking about marriage… to be honest… my thinking isn’t that advanced yet…

But since it’s come to this, let me see what Aisilis has written…

Looking at the contract in my hand, I suddenly had a strange illusion.

“Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl.”

Mmm, I thought about myself becoming a magical girl… Mmm~ it’s quite exciting.

I shook my head, gathered my thoughts… and began to read the contents of the contract…

Prenuptial Agreement~

Male party: Yuren Xing

Female party: Aisilis

Witness: …

‘Is it blank because there isn’t one?’

Thinking this, I continued to read, and read it out loud…

“1. The male party, Yuren Xing, after signing the contract, shall not look directly at any female other than his girlfriend, Aisilis, for more than 3 seconds. In case of violation, a ten-minute kiss. The female party is subject to the same rule.”

“…Um… Aisilis… what does this mean?”

“It means exactly what it says. Yuren just needs to keep looking at me, there’s no need to look at any other women.”

Aisilis said as if it were a matter of course.

‘No way, that’s impossible to do, right?’

Forcibly suppressing the吐槽 in my heart, I continued to read.

“2. The male party, Yuren Xing, should give the female party, Aisilis, a good morning kiss, a noon kiss, and a good night kiss every morning, noon, and night. If forgotten, the female party may demand ten times the amount in return. The female party is subject to the same rule.”

“Mhm, mhm.”

I glanced at Aisilis, who was smiling with her eyes closed and nodding continuously, and continued to read.

“3. The male party, Yuren Xing’s, form of address for the female party shall be changed to ‘darling’ or a more intimate term. In case of violation, he shall unconditionally obey the female party’s commands. The female party is subject to the same rule.”

“That’s the one!”

Aisilis suddenly shouted in excitement.

“Every time I call you, Yuren, I use your name directly, but when you call me, Yuren, you use my full name. Doesn’t that seem very distant? So, we should call each other ‘darling’… that way we can show our affection… Mmm mmm… that’s right… Come on, Yuren… say it… ‘darling’❤, repeat after me… say it with all your feelings… Darling.”

“I’m sorry, but I refuse…”

“EHHHHHHH!!! Why???”

“For no reason… I just feel it would be very embarrassing to do that in front of others…”

“We’re already a couple, so something of this level should be no problem for you, Yuren… come on, say it… ‘darling‘”

Aisilis suddenly placed her hands on my shoulders… her expression serious, her eyes looking straight at me…

I thought I could see raging flames in Aisilis’s eyes…

At this moment, I finally remembered an instinct once forgotten by mankind…

Yuren Xing is shivering…

“Come on, Yuren❤, repeat after me… ‘darling‘”

Although Aisilis was saying this with a smile, I felt that if I didn’t go along with her wishes right now, I would probably have a very hard time for the next few days…

In the face of life… I compromised.

“Dar… dar… dar… ling…”

“Well, well… isn’t that great…”

Aisilis let go of me, cupped her face with both hands, and swayed from side to side…

Ignoring Aisilis, I covered my face with my hand… it was so embarrassing…

After calming down a bit, I continued to read.

1. The male party, Yuren Xing, shall not leave the side of the female party, Aisilis, without reason. In case of violation, he shall unconditionally obey the female party’s commands. The female party is subject to the same rule.

2. The male party, Yuren Xing, shall not converse with other females for more than 3 sentences. In case of violation…

3. The male party, Yuren Xing…

4. …

5. …

6. …

7. …

The right of final interpretation of this contract belongs to the female party, Aisilis.

It ended there. The preceding part was a dozen or so rules about me, written in a lengthy and rambling manner.

And at the end was Aisilis’s signature, with a blank space after it, presumably for my name.

The above is the reason why I mentioned closing my eyes in deep thought at the beginning…

Putting everything else aside… Aisilis’s bizarre rules are basically impossible to follow…

So, after thinking for a long time, I finally came up with a solution…

“Aisilis, can I also write some agreements?”

“?”

Aisilis tilted her head and looked at me as if she hadn’t heard.

“Aisilis… I said, can I write some agreements?”

“?”

Aisilis continued to tilt her head and look at me.

“Aisi… dar… darling.”

“What is it, darling~”

You’re definitely doing this on purpose…

Forcibly suppressing the complaints in my heart, I repeated what I had just said.

“Of course, darling❤, you just need to sign your name at the end.”

“Just sign my name? Then what happens if the conditions of the contract are not followed?”

“Mmm, the prenuptial agreement uses the power of law. And law is the power of God. In other words, the prenuptial agreement is a lawful order recognized by God, and the power of law is above magic. Therefore, there is no need to worry about someone using magic to change the terms of the prenuptial agreement. No matter who it is, as long as they haven’t reached the level of a god, they must follow the order of the law.”

“Is that so… then I’m relieved.”

Knowing all this, I laughed.

I picked up a pen and wrote the nineteenth article under the eighteenth.

1. All of the above conditions are established on the premise that Aisilis possesses a D-cup, otherwise they cannot be executed.

Then, with the speed of lightning and the subtlety of plugging one’s ears to steal a bell, I signed my name…

The moment I signed my name, the prenuptial agreement emitted a golden light, and then disappeared…

And Aisilis, who had watched me write the nineteenth article, was currently petrified…

“Mmm… good, a perfect ending.”

I patted Aisilis’s head and said,

“Do your best, Aisilis. Even if your chest has been limited by the order of the world, I still believe in you…”

With that, I ignored Aisilis and walked out with a smile…

“Yuren… that’s cheating… If you do that… won’t the rules be impossible to fulfill forever?”

A certain young girl said, looking down at her own chest…

Snippet 0: Brother is the most handsome, no one can compare to brother…

Snippet 1: Brother, you can’t steal my ice cream… ah… I’m angry… I’m not talking to brother anymore.

Snippet 2: Brother, brother, I like you, I’m going to marry brother when I grow up.

Snippet 3: Brother is a big meanie, I’m not talking to you anymore… hmph~

Snippet 4: Brother, who is that woman? Who is that woman holding your hand!!!

Snippet 5: Brother, I’m sorry. But I was just too scared… scared that brother would leave me like Mom and Dad did.

Snippet 6: Eh? You already broke up? I knew it… brother only loves me…

Snippet 7: Brother, you’re lying, right? You didn’t break up with that woman at all. I saw it.

Snippet 8: Hey, brother, don’t run. Why are you running away? I just want to give brother a good hug.

Snippet 9: So, this is what brother’s blood tastes like. It’s the same as mine, but I like it so much.

Snippet 10: Let’s be together forever. Brother~