Chapter 1: A Dream Start – I’ve Become the Villain’s Dad!

【Lend me your heads for a moment, my dear godfathers!】

“f*ck me, what kind of nonsense did I just read?

The son is a Ninth-Heaven Quasi-Emperor, yet he actually went off to become a simp?

His son gets killed, and he’s still stupidly guarding the frontier?

Guarding your damn mother’s head!

He even tries to reason with the protagonist when he meets him?

How miserable must someone’s life be for them to come up with this brain-dead plot?”

Yan Wang held his phone, ranting furiously.

Suddenly, while he was in the middle of his tirade, his eyes began to itch.

He rubbed them a few times, and when he opened them again, he discovered that his familiar rented apartment had turned into a magnificent grand hall.

“Ow~ What the hell?

Where did you send me?

Is this still China?”

Looking around at his surroundings, Yan Wang’s face was filled with bewilderment.

At the same time, a massive amount of information flooded into his mind, and his bewilderment gradually turned into profound bitterness.

There was one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.

The good news was that he had transmigrated simply by rubbing his eyes, and had transmigrated into a fantasy world.

Even better, he had become a Ninth-Heaven Quasi-Emperor who stood at the very pinnacle of combat power.

The bad news was that he was the father of every villain in the story.

In other words, he was the Father of Villains.

And he was the very same idiot villain he had just been ranting about.

“Patriarch, Young Master was no match for that Ye Feng.

“He has already been beaten until he vomited blood on the life-and-death arena at Shangyin Academy!”

“Hm?”

Yan Wang had only just finished sorting through his memories when he heard this report, and a surge of anger immediately rose within him.

Crack—!

In an instant, a vortex-shaped thundercloud spanning thousands of kilometers appeared above the palace.

Countless bolts of lightning descended with the might of an apocalypse.

The man who had come to deliver the report was crushed beneath this overwhelming pressure, vomiting blood before passing out on the spot.

Yan Wang quickly realized what had happened and immediately reined in his aura, preventing the man from being crushed into a bloody pulp.

The reason he had released such a terrifying aura just now was because of the emotions left behind by his predecessor.

Now that those emotions had been vented, Yan Wang had completely taken control of this body.

However, he immediately remembered what happened next in the original plot.

His cheap son—the hopeless simp—had gone to fight Ye Feng in a life-and-death battle for the sake of Liu Ruyan.

She was the woman whose heart had supposedly been captured by nothing more than a pile of charcoal and a roast chicken.

Yan Wang still couldn’t understand how a plain roast chicken without so much as a seasoning could possibly compare to the delicacies prepared for his own simp son.

Yet Liu Ruyan had actually followed the protagonist around happily because of one roast chicken, even going so far as to become physically intimate with him.

Every time Yan Wang thought about this plot, he felt that the female lead was the real roast chicken.

After all, his Yan Clan could be considered the ultimate boss of this novel.

Its prestige was absolutely monstrous.

Calling it the most powerful clan in the Great Yan Dynasty would not have been an exaggeration.

Not only did the clan possess an unfathomably deep foundation, it also had an inexhaustible supply of all kinds of heavenly treasures.

And as its patriarch, Yan Wang himself guarded the frontier, an existence so terrifying that he had kept the Weird Clan from even raising its head.

With a starting point like this, his cheap son had still somehow been cuckolded.

It was simply outrageous.

And that wasn’t even the worst of it.

The most ridiculous part was that the Yan Clan had eventually been destroyed at the hands of the protagonist!

After destroying the Yan Clan, Ye Feng had even joined forces with the imperial family of the Great Yan Dynasty and gone around spreading the claim that the Yan Clan had committed countless atrocities, and that eliminating them was simply an act of justice on behalf of Heaven.

Evil?

The Yan Clan had guarded the frontier for thousands of years.

Who knew how many prodigies and mighty experts of the clan had died on the battlefield?

It was true that history was written by the victors, but now that he had become one of the people involved, Yan Wang could feel his anger boiling higher and higher!

And then there was the Great Yan Empress.

If it hadn’t been for him supporting her, would she have been able to sit securely on the imperial throne?

Yet the moment she secured her position, she immediately began spreading rumors everywhere that the Yan Clan was abusing its military power.

She claimed that the Yan Clan constantly demanded money and resources from the dynasty under various pretexts, which was why the people of the Great Yan Dynasty were suffering.

But the imperial family had stopped providing support to the Yan Clan hundreds of years ago.

Everything the Yan Clan had accumulated over the years had been seized from the Weird Clan.

And all those resources and riches collected under the Yan Clan’s name had ended up in the hands of the imperial family and various powerful ministers.

So you get all the benefits while I carry all the blame?

f*ck this!

The more Yan Wang thought about it, the angrier he became.

None of this made any damn sense!

“Patriarch, you need to remain stationed at the frontier.

“Allow this subordinate to go to Shangyin Academy and capture the wretch who injured Young Master.”

Hearing his subordinate’s words, Yan Wang’s expression remained indifferent.

As someone who knew the original plot, he knew that if this subordinate went there, not only would he fail to rescue his simp son, but Ye Feng would instead benefit from the incident and gain the favor of the powerful experts at Shangyin Academy.

After obtaining a tremendous opportunity, the protagonist would then grow at an astonishing speed.

“Yan Feng is my son.

“Now that something like this has happened, naturally, I should personally pay a visit.”

“Besides, it seems that my Yan Clan hasn’t shown itself in a long time.

“Those insignificant vermin have apparently developed thoughts they shouldn’t have, and forgotten that without my Yan Clan, how could those parasites have enjoyed thousands of years of peace?”

Yan Wang tapped his jade-like fingers against the armrest.

“Pass down my order.

“Have the Yan Clan’s army withdraw to the Imperial City.

“And notify the Weird Clan that they may enter thirty thousand li into the territory of the Great Yan Dynasty.”

He was nothing like the idiotic Yan Wang from the original story.

If someone dared to climb onto his head and take a dump, naturally, he would retaliate viciously.

“Patriarch, wouldn’t that be… inappropriate?”

His subordinate spoke hesitantly.

Yan Wang glanced at him indifferently.

“Ying Sha, if there is a next time, kill yourself.”

“With the status of my Yan Clan in the Great Yan Dynasty, my son shouldn’t have to endure even the slightest injury.

“Even when he was pursuing Liu Ruyan, they should have washed that woman clean and sent her straight to his bed.

“But now, they actually stood by and watched him get beaten.

“Do they truly think there is no one left in my Yan Clan?”

“Anyone who dares to look down upon my Yan Clan will pay the price!”

The moment Yan Wang finished speaking, a cold voice suddenly rang out in his mind.

【Ding! The host has decided to abandon his post guarding the frontier, causing a massive deviation in the plot!】

【Deviating from the original plot will grant Heavenly Dao Points, which can be used for draws!】

【In consideration of the host’s decision, which made this system feel extremely satisfied, you have been specially rewarded with a one-tenth-price Tenfold Draw from the Boundless-Tier Lottery!】

【Would you like to draw now?】

【Note: Lottery tiers—Common (1,000), Flawless (10,000), Perfect (100,000), Boundless (1,000,000).】

“Hm?”

‘Bro, seriously?’

‘I was already at the pinnacle of combat power, and now I get a cheat system on top of that?’

‘How is anyone else supposed to play against me?’

‘But I like it!’

“Go deliver the orders.

“Then prepare the warships.

“I will personally go to Shangyin Academy and demand justice for my son!”

Having completely fused with the strength of his predecessor, Yan Wang did not hesitate in the slightest.

He decided to immediately head back and let those ungrateful bastards see exactly what he was capable of!

“Understood!”

Ying Sha hurriedly left the grand hall and began issuing the orders.

Once only Yan Wang remained inside the hall, he immediately began the lottery without the slightest hesitation.

【Ding! Lottery complete! Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the Heaven’s Chosen Suppressor—Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art!】

【Congratulations, Host! You have obtained—Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force!】

【Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the Supreme Dao Emperor Weapon—Human Emperor Banner!】

【Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the Scholar Slayer—Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heavenly Finger!】

【Congratulations, Host! You have obtained: Six Thousand Years of Divine Ability Comprehension!】

【Six Thousand Years of Divine Ability Comprehension: Can directly provide the host with six thousand years’ worth of comprehension toward divine abilities, with the amount of insight determined by the target’s innate talent!】

One lottery notification after another appeared, making Yan Wang’s mood increasingly pleasant.

Although there were six consolation prizes, those four major rewards alone were enough to raise his combat power to another level.

“Tsk, tsk.

“As expected of the Human Emperor Banner.

“Just look at how dense this Primordial Purple Qi is—it has practically dyed the Human Emperor Banner black.”

Yan Wang was extremely satisfied as he stored the Human Emperor Banner inside his internal space.

Then came the three techniques and six thousand years of divine ability comprehension.

In an instant, the aura within Yan Wang’s body became increasingly terrifying, while waves began to ripple through the void outside the palace.

Once Yan Wang retracted his aura back into his body, Ying Sha also returned with the news that everything had been prepared.

With a single order, a fleet of warships that blotted out the sky rose from the ground.

After a burst of light, they tore through the void and headed toward Shangyin Academy.