Chapter 15: Getting Over It

[Me]: Do you want to do a voice call for now?

I replied to the chat that urgently requested help.

Since we’ll probably be talking a lot, it seemed better to talk than to chat.

[Osorin]: Oh, did you buy a microphone?

[Osorin]: Wait a moment!

Osorin asked me to wait.

I also connected the earphones that were nearby.

Not long after, a call came from Osorin.

As soon as I pressed the call button, I heard Osorin’s voice.

-Ah, hello. Can you hear me?

“Yes, I can hear you well. How about my side? I haven’t set up the microphone yet….”

-Huh.

Along with the sound of her inhaling, Osorin’s words stopped.

I tilted my head, wondering if the sound was strange, and was about to adjust the microphone settings.

Osorin muttered in a shocked voice.

…Y-you’re a woman?!

“Ah, yes… I am?”

-Gasp, I’m sorry. I definitely thought you were a man……

“Well, there are many men in internet-related fields.”

Especially in the field of editing, for some reason, men are overwhelmingly dominant.

That’s why Osorin naturally thought so.

Come to think of it, I never revealed that I was a woman either.

-It’s actually a bit of a relief. I’m a little uncomfortable talking to men.

“Most of your viewers are men, but you’re okay with that?”

-Well, we only communicate through chat, so it’s fine. When I see them chatting, they don’t seem like men, but rather bots or kids.

“That’s true.”

Most of her broadcasts are filled with ‘lololol’ or chats that tease her.

Seeing that and reacting in a fun way made such chats even more active.

Since it was my first time talking to her, we talked about various things.

Then, she suddenly spoke in an expectant tone.

-By the way, Raccoon.

“Yes?”

-Do you have any thoughts about broadcasting?

“None.”

-Eeeeh, why? You have a really cute baby voice!

“I’m not broadcasting.”

-I’m sure you’ll be popular!

“I won’t do it.”

Why is everyone so eager to make me appear on a broadcast?

I’m not someone who shines on stage, but someone who makes the main character shine from behind the scenes.

I like that more, and my abilities are suitable for that.

It’s a bit burdensome to come forward and receive someone’s attention.

-I’m sure the reaction will be good……

“If you keep saying that, I’ll hang up. Didn’t you ask me for help?”

-Ah, right! Sorry, sorry.

I take a small sigh.

And I could finally hear why Osorin was so urgently asking for help.

-I’m a so-called variety game streamer, you know? Of course, I enjoy just chatting broadcasts, but I still enjoy playing games more.

“And?”

-I’m out of games to play…. But if I play the same games again, the title of variety game streamer becomes meaningless.

Osorin said gloomily.

It’s not that a variety game streamer can’t play the same game.

Even those who mainly play the most popular games like LoL and Battlegrounds and occasionally play other games are called variety game streamers.

And you’re out of games to play?

There’s no way.

“Osorin, do you really think you’re out of games to play?”

-Uh…, yes?

“From what I’ve seen of Osorin’s broadcasts, you always play popular games or arcade games.”

-That’s right?

“Then, let’s play horror games this time.”

-Ugh! No!

Osorin was appalled and terrified.

From what I’ve seen of her broadcasts so far, she has played similar genres of games.

Then wouldn’t it be okay to play a completely different genre?

-N-no horror games…. Is there anything else….

“Your regular viewership has increased, so you should do it at some point.”

-T-that’s true, but! A little later………

“Hmm, alright. Then do this.”

-It’s not a horror game, right?

“It’s not. But the viewers will like it as much as a horror game.”

-There’s such a thing?

I said with a playful smile.

That thing I saw on the YouTube algorithm a while ago.

The game that is said to cure even low blood pressure with its extremely difficult controls.

“Have you heard of Getting Over It?”

Ah.

As is well known, broadcasts are more fun when the broadcaster is in pain.

Understanding that well, she made a gloomy voice.

-Ah, and I have one more request.

“What is it?”

-That’s……

[Hello…, everyone. It’s only been a day.]

[What are we doing today? Well, I brought something……. Ah, it’s not LoL. I broke my mentality last time when I became an orphan while playing that. Let’s do Battlegrounds? Then, please don’t snipe me!]

(TL note: the word used for orphan here is a derogatory term used to describe a player who is underperforming/feeding the enemy team, in other words mum go sky, if you know you know!)

[Today….]

[We’re doing a Getting Over It until clear….]

-This is late

-It’s because you were a total nobody back then…

-LMAO

-Hmm it looks delicious

-I already opened my rice

[Wow, the controls are crazy. You move like this with the mouse? But it seems doable?]

[You just go like this, right? What, it’s easy?]

[Hmm, ha! Cha cha cha! Kyaa, is this what you call difficult? Are you all bad at games and giving me advice? From now on, don’t give advice if you’re worse than me~]

-What, why is she good at it

-Why is there no screaming

-There are many people who are good at it in the beginning, let’s look forward to the future

-That’s so f*cking annoying, let’s wait and see, you badger

[Here, hmm…, like this? Heut! Uh, uhohohoh?! No!]

[You f*cking! The mouse turned! No, how far are you going to fall? Huh? Stop! Stop it!]

[…Can’t I turn off this narration? I want to beat the sh*t out of this old man’s head….]

-Kyaa this is it
-Wow, it’s the starting point!

You’ve entered the starting point.

-This is where the game starts

-Why don’t you try smiling now hahaha

[Heut cha! Hu, huheoeoeo!! Uwaak! …Phew. I almost fell.. What’s this, how do I get up here. It’s almost a cliff?]

[Let’s put the orange aside first…. I have to jump, right? Eu, cha! Eu, euuuuek! Kkeua! Stop! Stop it for now!]

[Wa, wai, wait! It’s slippery?! What do I do! Eueueueu! I can’t. Put the hammer down first and turn it right away! Heuaaaaaaa!!!!]

[F*ck!!!]

-Did you think the pot was that easy!
-That swearing is delicious

Look at that, it’s the f*cking starting point again! 

[I, I’m back up…. I’m never falling again. Carefully place the hammer…, carefully place the pot…. Shot! Done!]

[What’s this, a thumbs up? Anyway, let’s go up there…. Jump right away! And-Kyaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!!]

[You f*cker! Why is there a jump scare! It’s not even a horror game!]

-Look at the mouse turning

-Still didn’t fall though

-Did that badger not play horror games for a reason?

-This is also a screaming restaurant, hmm hmm

[…The terrain changes again. It’s snow, is it slippery? Ah, it’s not slippery. But why are the rocks floating.]

[Heot! Chat! Chat! Kyaa! This is Osorin, the gaming master! Getting past it in one go~]

[Wow I’m here now. DO NOT RIDE SNAKE. I know this part because I’ve seen a lot of clips. I’m never riding the snake~]

[Ah, thank you for the 1,000 won donation. Ride the snake for 100,000 won? Hmm~ No thanks~]

[Thank you for the 5,000 won donation. Another 200,000 won if I ride the snake…. …What?]

[⋯Thank you for the 10,000 won donation. 500,000 won if I ride the snake…. 700,000 won…. O-one million won?!!]

[Are you guys that rich?! Why don’t you donate like that during just chatting!!!]

[So you’re not going to do it?]

[(Hangs the hammer on the snake and jumps down)]

[Give it to me.]

[One million won.]

-If you don’t ride the snake, you’re not a streamer
If it’s a million won, you have to go down a few times

-There seem to be quite a few big spenders?

-Look at the channel’s owner, you’ll know?

-It was those suspicious people…

-The sudden drop in the number of words is hilarious

[…I’m back!!! Stop with the missions! I’m not riding the snake ever again!! Hook the hammer on the basket… Heup! Eh…, how do I get up here? It’s a cliff.]

[Euwaaat, slippery! Is it even possible to get up here? Ah, I think I can do it if I let go a little?]

[Yeongcha yeongcha yeongcha. Heuaaaat! Luckily there’s land where I slipped. I won’t go to the starting point.]

[Eu, it’s slippery again? Huh, wait a minute. Uh? Uh? Uh? Uhohohohohoh?!]

[Why is the hammer hitting the snake’s head?! Stop! Stop it!!!]

[···Waaa, it’s the starting point.]

[Mom….]

She rode it again, what a legend

-Not even taking the mission money and riding the snake just for fun… I acknowledge you as a true streamer

-Seeing her ride the snake like this 

-Fake

-Would she

-If this is fake, she should win an Oscar

-Look at her calling for her mom at the end

[O, I’m up..! I saw this. If you go up the utility pole, it’s the ending! It’s finally over!]

[Up, up, up…! Now, really the last! Chaat!!]

[E, it’s the ending….]

[Finally….]

[I’ve attained enlightenment….]

[Goodbye everyone……]

[(The white light envelops the screen and Osorin’s character gradually fades out)]

[Goodbye…]

-She’s been enlightened
-She’s really good at broadcasting
This badger really ended the broadcast like this, for your information)

-She has a good sense 

-So funny

After the video was uploaded, a short post was uploaded to the YouTube community.

It was the first community post from the channel [Dancing Raccoon].

Hello, this is Dancing Raccoon.

From now on, Osorin’s videos will not be uploaded.

For those who enjoyed Osorin’s broadcasts and videos, please watch them here.

(Osorin’s YouTube channel)

(Osorin’s broadcast channel)

I will continue to edit Osorin’s broadcasts, so please show a lot of interest.

Thank you.

-Wasn’t this Osorin’s channel?

-This is a fan channel

-This quality was from a fan channel?

-Osorin kidnapped Raccoon!

-So is this channel closing down now?

-Is the channel moving?

-I’m also making money now. I was wondering if you could edit for me….

“Sure.”

-Ah, of course, you can do whatever you want with the original video….

Huh? Really?