Chapter 13: Something Like a Noble Nun Soothing the Souls of Poor Men

[Lizzy Free Server Race Track]

“Ah, spirit of Korea…………… With this momentum, I’ll definitely win today—”

-Thump!!

“Team Leader!!”

“Gah?! Wh, What a surprise!! Ah, No! I was going to bet on horse number 4…………! Yo, You bastard! How dare you

know that I’m enjoying illegal gambling on a private Lizzy server…—!!”

Admissions officer Park also visited the team leader, in addition to his female colleague who was slacking off.

And he said.

“We must accept her, Amae Shizuko……………! This child, unconditionally, must!”

“Uh, huh? No, Mr. Park, you seemed like you wanted to reject her just a moment ago, so what changed your mind?”

“Professor Seo Anguk…………! Yes, first of all, I will talk to Professor Seo Anguk about the proof of excellence!”

“Are you talking about Professor Seo Anguk of the physics department? Why are you suddenly going to that old man

who’s even more of a boomer than me…………”

“Only that professor can understand the papers sent by Amae Shizuko!!”

-Dash!

Admissions officer Park gathered a mountain of proof of excellence,

and started running to the Basic Science Building, which is attached to the east side of the Natural Science Building,

building number E6-2.

The materials were so heavy.

To the point where I could drop my arms at any moment.

But that heaviness was nothing compared to what was happening now.

“……This crazy bastard, sob! This son of a b*tch…………!”

Yeah, right now, this is,

old feelings towards an old friend.

And towards the friendship of a man who believed that it would not change even after death,

“What? You said you’d never have a relationship with a woman in your life, but you dared to be called a teacher by a

Japanese genius high school girl naked dogeza mesugaki (meaning:”Dogeza Mesugaki” refers to a smug, bratty girl

being forced into a deep, apologetic bow as a form of humiliation or submission.)  nationalist disciple…!!”

betrayal.

“……I will never forgive you!!”

Admissions officer Park didn’t know yet.

The fact that she wasn’t actually a high school girl, but a Japanese genius middle school girl.

And the truth that that middle school girl was actually himself,

a TS Japanese genius middle school girl,

of course, no one could know.

Around this time, I thought that the first documents would have arrived in Korea,

[Sob………… Yo, It’s too spicy………… Sob, sigh, why are you doing this………….]

Jinzuko was crying.

“Sigh, this much…………! Sigh, haa, sigh…………! It’s not…………… Sluurp, not spicy at all, haa, if you can’t even eat

this, huh? Sigh, how will you live in Korea?”

And I cried too.

“Do you need anything?”

“Sa, Save me, store clerk noona! No, unnie(older sister)! Unnie, unn…………! Water he…………!!”

This is Shin-Okubo.(It’s a place where Koreans or Joseon ( Korean dynasty (1392–1897)) people living in Japan

mainly gather.)

Of course, now it’s crowded with sparkly K-makeup sushi girls thanks to Hallyu,(Korean Wave)

but originally, 10 years ago, I heard that it was famous for the homecoming encouragement festival, such as “Hey,

you Joseon person! Go back to your country!!”

The source? Probably Jinzuko.

Ah, no!! Sigh, it’s because ahjussi watches so many strange galleries, sigh, that useless memories are mixed with

mine, it’s your fault…………! Sob!

Sigh, Spi, Spicy…………… Mo, More water! Ahjussi, drink water, please……!

“I got it, just wait a minute. Ah, Excuse, Excuse me~ Unnie(older sister)~ Hmm? Ah, Hot tea is good. Ah, yes, thank you.”

―Pour, Steam~

I poured the hot barley tea that the store clerk brought me into a cup.

Wa, Wait a minute, ahjussi…………! Wh, Why hot tea…………?!

“Hmm? Don’t you know that when it’s too spicy, you have to drink hot water to f*ck up your tongue?”

Th, There’s no such ridiculous folk medicine in Japan……………!

“Hey, what do you mean folk medicine? Don’t look down on Korea. Spicy is also pain, so if the pain from the heat is

stronger than the pain from the spicy, it naturally becomes less spicy. It’s a proper principle.”

Wh, What kind of ignorant principle is that?!! Now I know!! Why Koreans eat spicy food so well! It’s just that their

tongues are f*cked up!!

Well, it’s not a wrong statement.

For reference, there was also a sister product, making a cross with your fingernails when you get bitten by a mosquito.

Ah, Ahjussi, don’t do that, ah, no, if you’re going to do that, just give me ice instead of hot water—!

“Phew…..! Well, then! Slurp…………… Gulp?! Gyaaa…………!!”

Ah, No…………!! Hi, Hiccup…………?! To, Tongue…………! Tongue…………

Jinzuko made a sound that a girl shouldn’t make.

And the completed, drooping in the air,

Hyaaa…………… An, Anymore…………….

a middle school girl with her eyes rolled back, drooling with her tongue sticking out, making an ahe~ face (overwhelmed face).

It’s really fortunate that Jinzuko is a ghost.

No matter how much of a super beautiful girl she is, it’s a bit off-putting when she makes sounds and expressions

that deviate from humans………………

Of course,

“…………Sniff, Sniff….. Gulp…….”

“Are you okay, customer…..?” umm..

“Ye, Yes………… I, I’m okay……….”

It was clear that I would have a face no different from Jinzuko, who was passed out.

Really, just like a Japanese person, Shizuko, this body really can’t handle spicy food.

How is she going to survive in Korea like this? She’ll have to eat porridge every day.

I didn’t know she couldn’t even eat this kind of tteokbokki (stir-fried rice cakes).

Of course, Yeopgi Tteokbokki (famous Korean brand known for its extremely spicy tteokbokki.)

Wow………… Look at that kid, hair………… It’s sparkling……………

It’s silver, it doesn’t look like dye…………… Mixed race? Japanese and……………

Irish, I heard Irish people are very white……………

The people around me were whispering while glancing at me.

Well, I understand.

I agree that it’s an attention-grabbing appearance.

From a talisman that repels people to attracting them in my past life, it’s only one letter, but it’s a very big change.

Well done, me.

However,

But she’s really cute.

-She’s wearing a sailor uniform, so is she a middle school girl?

-What, what. So she skipped school during lunch time?

She’s a delinquent~ Yankee. An Irish Yankee.

I didn’t want to be a monkey in a zoo.

Besides, if it goes on like this, it’s obvious that they’ll call the police on patrol and say, “That girl over there is…..”, just like in Japan.

It often appears in Japanese manga.

Scenes where you skip school and go to an arcade and get caught by school teachers or police officers.

“Um, student? We received a report from those people…………….”

See.

When you talk about the tiger, it comes.

Of course, I can easily counter this kind of situation.

You fcking btches, what the hell are you looking at! What’s the big deal about a person’s hair being white? Do you

want to die??? Did your mother teach you that???

I shouted Korean to everyone who was looking at me.

-Gasp?!

Hey, hey, turn your head………… It seems like it’ll be a hassle if we get involved with that…………….

Oh, I heard that Korean women are fierce, but it’s no joke…………….

Then they were startled and started eating their own food as if they hadn’t been glancing.

In real time, it was a bonus that the image of Korean women was damaged.

Besides,

“Uh, uh? Fo, Foreigner………… no, Korean…………? First, I’ll check your passport……………”

What the hell is going on, you motherf-ing pig cop? Huh???

“Gasp?! En, English?!! English is no good…! The memory of the US military government! The memory of GHQ at

that time……………!! Ha, Have a nice trip!!!”

How could the Japanese police, who somehow endured the Korean lion’s roar, withstand it? I gave them a second

English blow, and they ran away with their tails on fire.

Season Go-chan’s great victory again~! I guess.

Phew, it’s finally quiet……………

For reference, this has been going on for a week.

While enjoying the self-vacation called suspension, there were similar incidents.

Because it happened so often, I naturally learned how to deal with it.

No, just ignore it, but even if I wear plain clothes, I look young, so they really interfere a lot.

It’s like they’re experts at pretending not to see when someone is being bullied.

“Excuse me…….”

Hmm? Store clerk unnie? Are you going to give me more water? Thank you~♡

“……We, Were you Korean? A Korean Mutuber on a trip to Japan……………?”

Ah.

Hmm?

I quickly deleted the Korean patch and reinstalled the Japanese patch in Shizuko’s brain.

“Hehe♬ What do you think? Japanese? Korean? Or Zainichi (staying in Japan)? Or Joseon person?”

I cutely put my chin on my hand and smiled kindly, tilting my head slightly to the side.

If the other person was a man like my past life, instead of an unnie, he probably wouldn’t even be able to make eye contact.

“……A Japanese person I know would never say that in that way, unless they’re crazy.”

“Is that so? Then unnie came here to earn foreign currency with a working holiday?”

Hehe♪

“Yes, well…. The expression is a bit off, but it’s roughly correct.”

“Haha♬ I see. You’re amazing, unnie♡”

For reference, I was doing this on purpose.

It’s a kind of practice.

Because of my past life, Jinzuko was fussing about lacking femininity for a week.

So, to improve my femininity and prepare for studying abroad in Korea, I came to Shin-Okubo to eat Yeopgi Tteokbokki like this.

[Recording completed.]

Besides, before leaving Japan, in order to shoot “content” that can only be shot here,

isn’t it reasonably persuasive?

Because Koreans, especially foreigners, go crazy watching things like “Korean food is too spicy~”.

These days, there are so many Mutubers like that that it’s no big deal,

but still, the standard is called the standard for a reason.

“Unnie, I’ll come again next time to train my stomach~ it must have been a bit noisy, but thank you for allowing me to film.”

Then

“Ah, yes…… Here, the payment is complete.”

“Thank you♡ Ah, right. And I’m not a Mutuber, I’m aiming to be a Vtuber. Hmm, maybe you’re not interested? Well,

I haven’t even opened a channel yet~”

“Huh? Not a Mutuber, but a Vtuber………..?”

“Yeah. There’s a noble nun-like job that soothes the souls of pitiful men. It’s like a mission that I became like this?

Anyway, thank you, I enjoyed the meal! Goodbye~♡”

Ah, fck, my butthole will definitely be fcked up in the bathroom today………… Besides, my lower abdomen hurts, and

for some reason, my condition…………… Sigh, my stomach Of

“……Wa, Wait!”