Chapter 1: A Parasite In The Head Is Best Dealt With Through Overwhelming Force

(???’s Room)

“…Is this me?”

The white hair, so different from my original hair, the white lab coat, the sweater inside, and….

“It’s small.”

The incredibly small, LOL-worthy chest, and an even smaller-looking height.

Plus, one yellow eye and one purple eye on the other side.

And my junior, completely gone.

I tried to find a familiar figure in the unfamiliar and strange appearance in the mirror, but the only thing I could find was…

“A halo.”

Just one halo above my head.

Yeah, a halo.

If I have a halo like this, there’s only one conclusion.

I’ve definitely been reincarnated into Blue Archive as this weak, tiny TS girl.

And when a person becomes a TS girl, they usually go through 5 stages.

“Who would accept that I’ve been reincarnated into this world as a TS girl!

This is a dream!”

Stage 1, denial of one’s existence.

“When I find that truck that took away my junior, I’ll use all the knowledge I know to turn it into scrap metal!

The reason I was reincarnated is all because of that f*cking truck!”

Stage 2, anger towards the truck, one of the causes of reincarnation.

“F*ck!

This is a dream, so if I hit my head, I’ll wake up!”

Saying that, I took out a stainless steel bowl from a box in the house and…

-Clang!

“It hurts!”

‘It hurts!’

I hit my head…but….?

“Kyaaaak!!!!

There was a parasite living in my head!!!”

‘Who’s a parasite?!’

There was a parasite living in my head!

What’s the way to beat such a parasite?

It’s violence!

If I hit my head hard enough, this evil parasite won’t be able to withstand the pressure on my head and will die!

‘No, I’m not a parasite….’

Since I’m a human from Kivotos, my head won’t break from a bowl!

Let’s go!

‘No, so please listen to what I’m sayi…’

-Clang!

“It hurts!”

‘It hurts!’

Damn it, as expected of a parasite that survives tenaciously, it doesn’t die from just one hit…!

‘No, so listen to me and calm dow…’

-Clang!

Clang!

Clang!

Clang!

Clang!

“Aaaak!

Get!

Out!

Of!

My!

Head!

Parasite!”

‘I told you, I’m not a parasite!’

(Pause)

“What.

You weren’t a parasite?”

‘I told you I wasn’t!’

“From the way you talk to people, I thought you were like Venom or something?”

‘Don’t compare me to that kind of alien life form?!’

“Then wait a minute, if you’re not a parasite..”

‘Yes, you’re self-harming with my body.’

“You heard all the stupid things I’ve been doing?”

‘..Yes?’

“What did you say?”

‘I, I did hear…it….’

In the end, the fact that I have to break my head to lose my memories doesn’t change, does it?

‘No, but I’m still growing, so I think I’ll grow taller or that part will grow bigge..’

-Clang!

Clang!

Clang!

Clang!

“Forget it all!

Forget it!

Say you’ve forgotten it all!”

‘I forgot!

I don’t remember anything, so stop it, you f*cking lunatic!’

“Whew….whew….I finally managed to deal with something that’s not a parasite in my head!”

‘No, do I look like someone who listens to othe…’

-Flick

Whenever it seems like it’s not being educated, show the now half-dented stainless steel bowl.

‘I think I’ve become someone who listens to words starting today!

Let’s move on!’

In this world, only violence is the answer.

….. Idiot…..!

“What did you say?”

‘I didn’t say anything.’

“Anyway, so what’s your identity?”

‘I told you?

I’m the former body owner, currently in spirit form.’

“….Really?”

‘It’s hard to explain, but please think of it like that.’

In my, the former warrior’s head with an intelligence of 4, calculations…

‘You don’t have to worry about it, just move o…’

“I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Of course I wouldn’t!

Bring me a mage with high intelligence!

‘….If you don’t know, just think of me as another personality.’

“Got it~”

“Then, since you’re another personality, don’t you know my name?

What’s my name?”

‘What, you don’t know tha…no, get rid of that stainless steel bowl, don’t break it!!’

“Tsk.”

‘Don’t click your tongue like you’re disappointed?!

That bowl is my bowl!’

“Not anymore~”

‘…If I refute here, I’ll be at a disadvantage…just go to that table over there.’

“What’s there?”

‘Can you just go?’

Following the words of the former body owner, I went to the only table in the room full of boxes.

“This is…a student ID?”

On the table was my name, Seiko Nakaba.

And…

“..So, I’m a student at Valkyrie Police Academy?

Does this make sense?”

I almost lost my mind at the fact that I was in my second year at Valkyrie Police Academy.

‘What’s wrong with Valkyrie!’

“It’s because it’s the police, isn’t it?”

‘It’s a school where most criminals escape on their own, even if they’re caught..!

‘True, but there must be some good points…’

“There aren’t any.

I recommend transferring schools right now.”

For example, it’s a legendary school where a marriage registration form was caught and escaped 6 times?

Even the Tang Dynasty army wouldn’t manage prisons that poorly, so isn’t the very idea of entering such a school wrong?

“Come to think of it…”

The house is full of boxes.

How is it full of boxes except for the table?

“Why is this house so full of boxes?”

Even if it’s the legendary antique gear box that’s said to be easy to get in your hand, how can there be so many boxes?

‘We were moving houses today?

Don’t you have your phone in your pocket?’

“…You should have told me that sooner.”

‘Ah- I hit my head too much with the steal bowl and can’t remember anything about my phone!

…Was it my fault?

‘It’s strange that your mind is fine after hitting your head with something that har…’

-Flick

‘That stainless steel is my bowl!!!!!

Why do you keep hitting my head with my bowl!!!!’

“It’s my head now.

And I can do whatever I want with my head.”

‘No…since it changed to my body, don’t you think your intelligence has gone up?’

.Maybe you’re right.”

‘This is a complete idi…’

“…I can forgive you for saying my intelligence is ignorant.

But I can’t forgive this parasite for calling me an idiot!”

‘No, don’t be ridiculo…..’

-Clang!

‘Why do we both have to hurt, but only I’m hurting…..’

“Don’t underestimate warriors again.”

Actually, I’m hurting too.

But I’m enduring it with the mindset of a warrior (forgetting everything that’s been hit).

‘…The more I talk, the more I’m at a disadvantage, so just take out your phone.’

Following the words of the head parasite, I took out my phone.

“Don’t I have to say the password?”

‘Just use biometric authentication.

Are you a primitive person?’

[The fingerprint does not match.

Please try again.]

“

‘Press with your right index finger.

Why are you pressing with your left middle finger?’

“I just wanted to give the middle finger to this whole situation.”

‘Stop talking nonsense and open your notes.

We have a lot of places to go today.’

[13:00 Organize moving boxes]

[14:00 Play with Utaha]

[18:00 Eat at Genbu Market and play with Rumi]

“….There are only two, aren’t there?”

‘Going outside is a hassle in itself, right?

And we have to go to two places?’

Certainly, as a room-bound Einstein, that’s a valid point.

Going outside is always a hassle, and the hot sun always makes me not want to go out, it’s the perfect culprit.

‘It’s dangerous outside, and it’s safe inside the blanket!

But if we have to go to two places, it’s definitely a hassle….no, how much danger do we have to endure!’

Yeah, going outside is always a hassle.

So let’s move on, and ask about the one thing that’s missing from this numerous schedule…

“Come to think of it, when do we go to school?”

‘We don’t?’

…?

What did I just hear.

“Did I hear wrong?”

‘No.

We just won’t go.’

“Then is there any reason why you defended Valkyrie so much?!”

‘I defend for the sake of defending.

Did I ever say I go there?’

…Damn it, it’s…logical!

I’ve been persuaded…

“Anyway, let’s move on from school.

So will something bad happen if I don’t go to this schedule?”

‘Yes.

It’s very important.

Even if the world ends, you have to keep it.’

Oh, it’s a very important thing.

With Utaha, we’ll talk about the amazing advancement of science, and at Genbu Market, with Rumi…

‘A friend will disappear.’
“…“

I feel like an idiot for thinking so seriously until now.

‘Isn’t that too much?!

A friend will disappear?!’

“I’m just going to give up talking.

So what did I ride before?”

‘What your heart tells you.’

What is this supposed to mean.

“Please explain in detail.

At least try to communicate in a way humans can understand.”

‘Motorcycle…tank…and a tricycle….and the shopping cart we stole a few days ago, choose any of them.

And then just ride it and go.’

Shopping….cart….?

“Did you just say shopping cart?”

‘Yes, why?’

Riding a shopping cart on the road?

Can I endure this?

“Let’s go now.”

At least as a man’s soul, I can’t stand it.

‘….Um…so, you’re going to go to Utaha riding that..?’

“That’s right.”

‘…Utaha would like it.’

“…Come to think of it, who pushes the shopping cart?”

‘It’s modified to roll automatically.

But there’s a booster in the back?’

A shopping cart with a booster….this is romance.