Chapter 19: Let’s have a fight with Sister Song!

“Big Sister Song isn’t willing?” Su Li’er said with a wronged expression, “It’s all Big Sister Song’s fault for knocking over the cola, otherwise I wouldn’t be like this~”

Veins popped on Song Xiaoxiao’s forehead. “Fine!”

After a short while.

Song Xiaoxiao came over with a basin of clear water and placed it on the ground with great reluctance, splashing water everywhere.

“Be gentle! My floor can’t be repaired if it breaks!” Su Li’er quickly shouted.

—Thump.

The wooden table was kicked away by Song Xiaoxiao. A shadow flashed by, flying over the curtain at the entrance, and disappeared in a flash.

“You…” Su Li’er’s heart was bleeding, her expression frantic. “That was my last wooden table!”

“A mere wooden table, is it worthy of Little Heavenly Dao’s concern?” Song Xiaoxiao squatted down slightly and pushed the wooden basin under Su Li’er’s chair. “Come and test the water temperature.”

Steam rose from the wooden basin.

The water was clear, and the wooden bucket was from the bathroom… Mmm, it seems this customer is quite perceptive!

Fine, I’ll reluctantly forgive you for kicking away my wooden table.

Let you pretend to be aloof.

I hate people who pretend to be aloof the most!

“Very good, very thoughtful.” Su Li’er was extremely satisfied and gently placed her legs into the wooden basin. The moment her toes touched the surface of the water… a huge force pressed down on her knees, and her feet sank quickly, landing in the wooden basin.

In an instant, the sound of a pig being slaughtered was heard.

“Ahhhhhhh! Hot, hot, hot… let go, let go!!!”

“This water temperature is just right.” Song Xiaoxiao looked up nonchalantly, her hands still firmly pressing down on the slender, ivory-like porcelain white legs in front of her. The pair of fair little feet at the bottom of the water quickly turned red, struggling constantly.

The surface of the water splashed and churned.

“My ass! Let go, ahhhhhh!” Su Li’er’s face twisted into a mask of pain. “Ahhh, big sister! Big sister, big sister, let go quickly!”

Song Xiaoxiao released her hands.

Su Li’er quickly escaped, stepping on the edge of the stool and looking at her well-cooked little feet with teary eyes. She kept blowing on them, “Hu! Hu! Huhuhu!”

Then, she shot a fierce, man-eating glare, “What are you doing!?”

Song Xiaoxiao said matter-of-factly, “Blanch them first, then add cooking wine when they’re about ready, and then it’s time to add some chili peppers to the pot and stir-fry them…”

“You motherfucker!” Su Li’er’s eyes widened in anger.

“Stir-fried nine-tailed fox hooves will definitely sell for a good price,” Song Xiaoxiao said with certainty.

“Heh!” Su Li’er laughed in anger. “A cow’s brain is all in its milk, isn’t it?”

“What did you say!? You damn fox!” Song Xiaoxiao shot up to her feet.

“I’m talking about you! What? You don’t agree?” Su Li’er lifted her fair little face, her round eyes glaring back without a hint of weakness, tears still welling up in them.

Damn it.

Why!

I’m already Little Heavenly Dao, yet I’m still being bullied by a woman… Damn it, I will absolutely not submit!

“Damn fox! I’ve had enough of you!” Song Xiaoxiao flipped her wrist, and a long sword appeared in her hand.

“Fine, let’s fight. Who’s afraid of whom?” Su Li’er stood up on the stool, just barely able to meet Song Xiaoxiao’s gaze. She then stood on her tiptoes, finally getting a sense of height advantage.

—Whoosh!

A sharp sword light came袭来.

“A sneak attack!” A faint pink light glowed in Su Li’er’s eyes as she whispered, “Immortal Art—Shifting Form, Exchanging Shadow.”

An unknown force cut off time.

When Song Xiaoxiao came to her senses, the sword in her hand had already fallen. The sword energy had deviated from its trajectory, cutting across the endless horizon. She was in disbelief. “What happened?”

This is… outside?

Weren’t we in the shop just now?

A spatial art? And it can control others?

This…

“Big Sister Song! If we’re going to fight, we should fight outside, otherwise my general store will be destroyed!” Su Li’er instructed with a serious face.

Following the sound, Song Xiaoxiao quickly turned around and looked at the nine-tailed fox in front of her with great surprise, especially at her strange eyes… spider lily patterns? Immortal light pupils?

Is it the power of the Heavenly Dao…?

It seems she has another power… what is it?

Spider lily?

The power of the spider lily…

“Since you possess the power of time and space, you can restore anything to its original state. Why are you afraid of these things?” Song Xiaoxiao forced herself to calm down.

“The power of time and space can’t be used casually!” Su Li’er flicked her snow-white bangs, becoming belatedly vigilant. “Don’t even think about getting information out of me!”

Song Xiaoxiao thought for a moment, her interest piqued. “If my guess is correct, you must be lurking around the Sword Sect’s Sect Master, right? What are your intentions?”

Su Li’er’s heart skipped a beat.

This woman… has such keen intuition. Who on earth is she?

Friend or foe?

If she’s an enemy… no, I can’t think about that much right now. My lifespan is about to run out. I have to make use of her first!

Su Li’er crossed her arms nonchalantly and said casually, “And who is Big Sister Song? Why are you asking so many questions? Does it bother you whether I’m lurking or not?”

Song Xiaoxiao’s heart skipped a beat.

This damn fox… is she really lurking nearby?

Who on earth is she?

Could she really be someone I know?

There has only ever been one person by my side!

No.

This damn fox is most likely trying to bewitch me and get information… to confuse my judgment. Foxes are all bad guys!

All in all, I’ll beat her up first!

—Swoosh.

A sword light flashed by.

“Hey, another sneak attack!” Su Li’er fled in a panic. Sword lights flashed past her, grazing her arms and thighs, blood beading on her skin.

Due to the pain.

Su Li’er stumbled and fell to the ground, braking with her face. Her nine tails stood rigid, like nine pillars in the air.

Song Xiaoxiao frowned and withdrew her sword.

The sky full of sword lights disappeared.

“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts… I’m bleeding!” Su Li’er turned over, her face covered in dirt, and rubbed her injured arm regretfully. “You’re so ruthless!”

Song Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment and decided to go over and check on her. “Are you okay?”

After advancing a certain distance.

A violent tremor came from under her feet.

An earthquake?

At a time like this?

Song Xiaoxiao looked down. Spiderweb-like cracks spread across the ground, originating from where she stood and spreading outwards, constantly expanding…

No!

This is…

Vines burst out of the ground, tightly binding her hands and feet. With a clang, the long sword fell to the ground. Song Xiaoxiao struggled in a panic, but it was useless.

Her vision was gradually raised.

In the end, she was bound in mid-air by the vines, her limbs unable to move.

“Hehe~” Only then did Su Li’er slowly climb up, patting the dust off her body. Her skin healed quickly. She said triumphantly, “You fell for it!”

“Damn fox! Shameless!” Song Xiaoxiao turned red. Absolutely… absolutely will not sympathize with this damn fox again!

Even if she cries and begs for mercy! Even if she convulses and faints… I will not sympathize with her!

“Hee hee, all’s fair in war~” Su Li’er’s beautiful eyes curved, a cunning smile on her face. “Alright, then without further ado, let’s begin our main task!”

Song Xiaoxiao struggled continuously, but the vines were like steel bars, impossible to break free from. They also suppressed her spiritual energy…

—Hum.

The ringing in her ears grew louder.

A silver curtain spread out, and a strange formation enveloped this small world.

Su Li’er withdrew the small hand that was forming a hand seal, maintaining her smile. She gently lifted her foot, and a vine broke through the earth. She stepped onto it and slowly rose along with the vine.

“Damn fox, let me go!” Song Xiaoxiao was furious, almost breathing fire.

“Eh, so fiery.” Su Li’er’s smile turned wicked, with a hint of mischief. “Then without further ado, today’s treatment begins now~”

“Treat… treatment?” Song Xiaoxiao was stunned and had a bad feeling. Soon, her clothes were torn to shreds inch by inch by the vines. Fear welled up in her heart. “Stop!”

“What? Are you afraid of being treated out in the open, Big Sister Song?” Su Li’er covered her mouth and chuckled.