Chapter 2: A Deer That Looks Like A Rabbit And An Intelligent Wrench

(Kivotos Expressway)

{Well-Mannered Hoodlum Side}

Now, here are two well-mannered students skipping school and driving on the highway.

“Hey, is it okay to just steal a random car from a can we passed by and drive it?”

“Hey, don’t worry, don’t worry!

No matter what, I’ve been driving for years, how could I cause an accident?”

Let’s correct that.

Here are two delinquent juvenile delinquents who stole the car keys of a poor robot citizen and are committing theft.

“How many years?

I’ve never seen you drive before?”

“Starting today, it’s day 1, a beginner.”

“
..F*ck, let me out now!!!

You fcking bstard!!!!

Who starts on the highway on day 1!!!!!”

And here are two juvenile delinquents who are about to lose their lives soon.

“If you’re a real woman, it doesn’t matter if I’ve driven before or not, you just step on it.

Here we go.”

“…Oh f*ck, our Father in heaven and Lord, please save me, I don’t want to go see you yet…”

“Hey, what’s that behind us?

Something’s coming?”

“No, what is that?!”

And passing by them leisurely….

“A shopping….cart….?”

{Nakaba Side}

“Yaaaahoooooooooooooo!!!”

‘No, why are you screaming so much over a shopping cart?!’

“Ah, is that so?

You don’t know?

I understand.

You’ll know when the time comes.”

You, a parasite who doesn’t know the romance of a shopping cart like this, are pitiful!

‘No, what are you talking abou..’

-Bang bang bang!!

Whoa, f*ck?!

What is it?!

Why are there gunshots on a peaceful road….

Ah, right.

This is a world of youth, wholesomeness, and brightness.

“How dare a beginner driver come out on the highway and draw attention to the side?!

I’ll shoot down all those shopping carts!!!”

Oh!

A wild delinquent has appeared!

What should I do in this situation?

[Rocket Booster]

[Brake]

[Negotiate]

[Throw Weapon] (None)

‘We put brakes on the shopping cart.

Why don’t we just wait a little until those strange guys leave?

It’s not like we’re that short on time, are we?’

Hehe, this parasite….dare…

“Did you just suggest slowing down while riding a shopping cart?”

‘No, isn’t that the normal thing to think?

At least if we slow down and go comfortably, that’s it!’

Yeah, that’s the thinking of weaklings who don’t have any romance….

“If we go so fast that those guys can’t catch up, won’t that solve the problem?”

For a real man like me, only going forward is the answer.

….Don’t say bad things like I got hit by a truck and lost my junior.

‘No, forget that nonsense and step on the brakes…’

“Why would I step on the brakes?

That’s the behavior of a true parasite and a loser.”

‘No, I’m in your body now, and since I died, it’s right that I’m a woman?!

I’m not a man?!’

“Shut up!!!

I’m a man!!!

From the moment I believe it, I’m forever a man!!!!”

It’s definitely not that I still can’t accept that I lost my junior and was reincarnated into this world!!!

It’s definitely not that I’m dissatisfied with the fact that the body I was reincarnated into isn’t a voluptuous body like Hasumi’s, but a meager one!!!

I was just a man, so I’m a man!!!

‘I feel kind of bad all of a sudden.

Did you just insult me?!’

“I didn’t think anything~”

Tsk, this is why I hate quick-witted parasites.

-Bang bang bang-!!!

“What are you saying!

Slow down!!!!”

“..Ah, I forgot.”

‘Yeah, anyway, just step on the brakes.

If we get involved with those helmet gangs, they’ll keep picking fights with us.’

“You know what, Miss Parasite?”

‘I’m not a parasite, I’m the former body owner!!!!’

“Isn’t Miss Parasite weaker than me now?”

‘That’s right?

Since I can’t take my body back.’

“I don’t listen to the words of those weaker than me.”

‘No, what kind of nonse….’

“Well then, let’s go!!!!

Speed up!!!!!”

There are only two buttons on this shopping cart.

It’s the perfect vehicle for real men who don’t think like me.

One of those buttons is the brake button that only a loser would press….

-Click!

The other is the ignition and acceleration button that puts everything into speed for real men.

-Vrooooooom-!!!!

(Millennium Science ‘Middle’ School)

“Miss Parasite, is this the right place?”

It feels like our 100KG gravity ruler would live here….but it’s a bit small?

‘Yes, it’s the right place?

It’s exactly Millennium Science Middle School.’

AhaI see

Millennium Science Mid…

“Wait, what did you say?”

‘Yes?

Millennium Science ‘Middle’ School.’

“…Then how old is Utaha now?”

‘She’s in her third year of middle school, of course?

Why do you keep asking the obvious!

Do I have to tell you that you have to go through middle school to go to high school?!’

What, what?

Then, no way….

“It can’t be…it shouldn’t be…that can’t be….”

‘What are you talking about?!’

“Then how old am I now…?”

‘No, you looked at your student ID, did you forget already?

You’re in your second year!

Second year of middle school!’

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.Didn’t the student ID say Valkyrie Police School?”

‘That’s right, but it said Valkyrie Police ‘Middle’ School in the middle.’

Not believing the words of that damn parasite, I took out my student ID.

[Valkyrie Police Middle School 2nd Year]

[Seiko Nakaba]

‘You covered the middle part when you held the student ID.’

That means, Utaha is a third-year high school student in the original work.

And the result calculated by my head, which has only 4 intelligence but has been replaced with a new head and increased intelligence…!

“If I don’t meet Sensei, I can avoid the ‘bond story’!!”

‘Who’s Sensei again?’

“There is one.

The source of all evil and an unperceiving flirting alpha male who doesn’t accept student confessions, a piece of trash.”

‘Wow, that’s trash.

But is he handsome, and if he’s the source of all evil, does he have sleepy eyes?’

Hmm, I don’t think he has sleepy eyes?

I’ve only seen the original Sensei drawn by Arona…

‘There’s a person!!!

There’s a person in front!!!!!’

What, there’s a person!!!!!

“Let’s jump!!”

‘No, step on the brakes!!!!’

“Brakes are for losers!!!”

So, I didn’t cause a traffic accident by using the self-emergency escape (jump) from the shopping cart….

-Crash-!

Instead, I had a deep conversation with a roadside tree branch.

-Thud-!

And our roadside tree decided that I was weak and quickly dropped me to the ground.

-Crash!!

Oh, there must have been a traffic accident.

‘It was an accident you caused?!’

“No.

Think about it.

Didn’t I get out of the driver’s seat right before the traffic accident happened?”

‘That’s…true?’

“Then it’s not a traffic accident, it’s the shopping cart hitting a person on its own~”

Of course, it’s a permanent goodbye to ‘my’ shopping cart, but since that parasite in my head will make it again, we’ll make it even stronger and make the Rocket Delivery 2.0.

Yes, that’s right.

‘That’s…not it!

You drove everything and escaped, so it’s not your fault!!!’

Tsk, this is why quick-witted parasites are.

‘More than that, go see the person who got into the traffic accident!!’

Come to think of it, who is this person who got hit by a traffic accident.

I hope it’s not a student I know…

‘Utaha?!’

Oh no, with bunny-like headbands and a completely messed up illustration, she’s become a roe deer.

Let’s have a moment of silence for Utaha…

‘Don’t put your hands together and have a moment of silence!!!!

She’s alive?!!!’

She’s alive.

Why is she alive?

She should have gone to the afterlife after being hit by that shopping cart attack?

“Ugh, ugh…”

‘And don’t call Utaha ‘senpai’!

Don’t talk casually!

Just add ‘san’!’

What a picky parasite, is there any way to get rid of it later.

“Utaha-san?

Are you okay?”

“Do I look okay, Nakaba…by the way, you liked the shopping cart.”

What, it wasn’t made by the parasite, the former body owner?

“Honestly, I thought you just received that cart as a gift and wouldn’t use it…”

‘It was originally supposed to be stuck in a corner.’

To put such a wonderful work in a corner, are you even a student!

“To show me with your body that you’d use that cart, I’m really grateful.”

“Utaha-san?

How about putting down that wrench for a moment and having an intellectual conversation?”

“Yeah, an intellectual conversation sounds good.

From today, I’ll name this wrench Intellectual.”

Think, I have to overcome this situation with my RTX4080 level intelligence.

It’s impossible to talk to the parasite in my head in this situation, so I have to find a solution before my head becomes a complete mess..!

Think of a way to calm Utaha.

She’s crazy about Inventing.

Then there’s only one solution.

It’s something full of ambition but impossible due to lack of money, but it might be possible with the amount that appeared on the screen when I opened my phone…!

“A space battleship!”

“..What?”

“A space battleship, let’s make it.”

“
“…Did you suddenly go crazy?

It’s something you’d never say normally.”

‘No, are you crazy?!

I have to pay for all the money to make that?!

It’s my money?!

Not your money!!!!’

…Ugh, damn it….was I wrong..!

Goodbye, my head..!

Let’s meet again as a completely crushed head like a robot head…!

“You don’t intend to take back those words, do you?”

“Th, that’s right!

Isn’t a space battleship the pinnacle of all technology?”

‘No, I’m against it!!!!!!

Take it back!!!

Take it back!!!!’

“
.Alright.

Let’s do it.

A space battleship.”

‘Ah, my money….my money….’

I can hear the parasite in my head being sad, but who cares?

This body is mine anyway, and that money is also mine!

Ah, but how great would it have been if my chest was at least big.

At least as big as Hyakki Yakō’s Kaede…