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“I’m going to cut you into a thousand pieces!!!” Song Xiaoxiao, trapped by the vines, shrieked, a mixture of shame and anger in her voice.
“Wow, the passersby are being drawn over by Big Sister Song’s voice!” Su Li’er made a telescope with her hands and looked around.
Song Xiaoxiao twisted her waist anxiously.
—Rip.
The sound of tearing fabric.
Pieces of high-quality silk cloth fell from mid-air.
This fox that deserves to be cut into a thousand pieces… is messing around!
No.
I absolutely cannot be embarrassed in a place like this… Song Xiaoxiao’s face was ashen. She twisted her waist frantically, but she couldn’t break free from the vines.
She couldn’t gather her spiritual energy either… No, this can’t go on!
“Little Heavenly Dao, let me go…” Song Xiaoxiao suppressed the fire in her eyes and said, as if seeking a truce.
“No,” Su Li’er pouted. “You’ll definitely want to hang me from the roof to dry like cured meat.”
The corner of Song Xiaoxiao’s mouth twitched. “If you treat me like this, I’ll definitely not come next time, and I won’t introduce any business to you either!”
Su Li’er pondered for a moment, then said with disbelief, “Then if I let you go, you can’t hit me.”
Song Xiaoxiao said righteously, “Of course I won’t!”
Her clothes were already torn, revealing large patches of skin. Only the most important parts of her body were still covered… This posture was too humiliating!
Her heart was beating extremely fast, and she felt like she couldn’t breathe.
‘While no one has noticed the commotion here yet, I should slip away quickly…’
‘And then teach this perverted fox a good lesson!’
Dozens of terrifying tortures for perverts were already prepared in Song Xiaoxiao’s mind!
Why is this fox so slow!?
Song Xiaoxiao urged, “Hurry up, someone will see us soon!”
“Oh, oh, okay.” The vine under her feet moved slowly, bringing Su Li’er in front of Song Xiaoxiao. She greedily admired the pure and jade-like skin, and couldn’t help but praise, “Big Sister Song’s skin has gotten even better, so smooth.”
“…Let’s not talk about that. Let me go.” Song Xiaoxiao tried her best to keep her facial expression gentle.
“Why?” Su Li’er lifted her pure little face and asked innocently.
“I want to be treated in the shop.” Song Xiaoxiao tried hard to control her accelerated breathing. Calm down, calm down. I’ll have a chance for revenge when I land later.
Su Li’er mumbled with embarrassment, “I don’t think I can!”
“Why…?” A volcano was about to erupt in Song Xiaoxiao’s heart.
“I can’t undo these vines.” Su Li’er scratched her head in embarrassment. “It’s my first time using Wood Spirit Arts. Unless the command is completed, they won’t disappear.”
“You’re doing this on purpose!?” Song Xiaoxiao couldn’t bear it anymore.
“No, no!” Su Li’er waved her hands repeatedly, her face full of apology. “It’s really my first time, I’m not proficient yet. Big sister, don’t blame me…”
At the same time, the vines slowly began to move again, as if they had a life of their own, unhurriedly tearing away the last bit of cloth on Song Xiaoxiao’s body…
“You, make it stop…!” Song Xiaoxiao was at her wit’s end.
“But I really can’t stop it…” Su Li’er pouted and mumbled with extreme grievance.
At the same time, in the fields about eight hundred meters away, a group of elderly farmers, each carrying a hoe, all craned their necks to look over.
Someone’s coming!?
No… this is not good!
“Damn fox! Make it stop first! I’ll listen to whatever you say, just make it stop!” Song Xiaoxiao’s tone was panicked.
“Really? Alright then…” Su Li’er reluctantly formed a hand seal.
The vines stiffened, their movements ceased, and they lost their vitality.
“You!” Song Xiaoxiao was so angry she coughed.
Su Li’er explained, “I can only make the vines stop moving, I can’t make them disappear.”
“Fox lies, only a fool would believe you!” Song Xiaoxiao’s eyes were practically murderous.
“It’s true!” Su Li’er also felt something and looked towards the distant fields. She hurriedly suggested, “Big Sister Song, I’ll treat you now. I’ll finish quickly and then we can go back inside, okay?”
“No!” Song Xiaoxiao refused.
“Then… I’ll go back inside first?” Su Li’er gave an awkward smile. “I don’t want to be embarrassed.”
“…Don’t! Just let me go first!” Song Xiaoxiao quickly shouted.
“But…” Su Li’er spread her hands. “I really don’t have any other way.”
Song Xiaoxiao’s brows were tightly furrowed, extremely conflicted.
A brief silence fell.
Su Li’er anxiously looked at the crowd of farmers in the fields on one side, and then at Song Xiaoxiao in front of her. She couldn’t help but urge, “I-I’m really going now… See you later, Big Sister Song!”
Just as she turned around, a clear, cold, and shy voice came from behind her.
“Help me…” Song Xiaoxiao lowered her head.
“What?” Su Li’er looked back.
“Help me…” Song Xiaoxiao closed her eyes in pain, her voice weak. “With the treatment.”
Su Li’er hesitated. “There’s not much time left. That group of people will be here in about five minutes… Normal treatment takes more than ten minutes. If I speed up the treatment, Big Sister Song won’t be able to bear it!”
“…Treatment,” Song Xiaoxiao said softly, her eyes still tightly closed.
“Oh, oh, okay!” Su Li’er immediately stomped her foot to confirm that the vines were sturdy, then quickly approached, a cunning smile on her face. “Then I’m starting now~ This is what Big Sister Song requested!”
The sound of shattering was heard in her heart.
An endless fire was burning.
And the feeling of her whole body heating up… this damn nine-tailed fox!
I will definitely teach you a good lesson…
The long five minutes felt like her soul was being pulled out.
It felt as long as a century, and yet it passed in the blink of an eye.
My consciousness is unclear… did I make some terrible sounds?
Quiet… someone is coming nearby. I must be quiet, don’t make any noise…
My body feels so strange, so soft, no strength…
And so hot.
In the endless darkness.
There was an extremely annoying voice.
“If Big Sister Song wants to scream, just scream. I’ve already set up a formation, so no one will be able to see or hear anything~~ hehe.”
…f*ck.
As I thought…
I give up. I want to f*ck this nine-tailed fox to death!
…
The sun has set.
The afterglow of the day fell.
Song Xiaoxiao flew away on her sword without looking back, leaving a residual image in the clouds on the horizon.
At the entrance of the general store, Su Li’er waved with a grin. “Big Sister Song, remember to come back and visit often!”
On the horizon, that figure disappeared in an instant.
Su Li’er’s smile vanished, and her face returned to its expressionless state. She turned around and slowly walked back into the general store, her steps incredibly heavy.
‘It’s over.’
‘After such a huge operation, I only gained 2 days of lifespan… why so little!’
‘And I’ve offended my only customer… If I had known, I wouldn’t have gone all in. I should have developed conservatively. So annoying, so annoying, so annoying.’
‘2 days of lifespan… is it better to go back to the Sword Sect, or to find another way?’
‘Sigh.’
Back in her bedroom, Su Li’er took a deep breath and lifted her small hand. A snow-white crystal appeared in her palm, emitting a dark light.
‘So this is Big Sister Song’s diseased life origin… she’s actually an Ice Spirit Root?’
‘A cold feeling… isn’t that the same as the big ice block Sect Master?’
‘Could they really be relatives?’
Su Li’er was deep in thought.
‘It seems I need to find a chance to investigate… at least I need to know if this Big Sister Song is a friend or foe first.’
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