Chapter 22: Hey guys, Lilbungi has something to say

How on earth did things end up like this?

Where did my grand dream of hiding on the fringes of a yuri-scented classroom and watching the cute girls’ yuri angles to my hearts content go?

What will happen to my life…?

I just wanted to strip a girl naked and throw her onto the sports field.

I just wanted to see with my own eyes a story where a child, created by the fertilization of an egg by an egg through non-condom lsbian sx, grows up to be a lesbian queen….

It’s too much.

The world is too much.

This is too much.

“Stop bothering a kid who’s just standing there.”

“Why?”

“Lily doesn’t like it.”

“Does she look like she doesn’t like it?”

“I think I said this last time. Isn’t it obvious?”

“Well?”

Alicia.

Dana.

Why on earth are you two fighting?

No, fighting is welcome.

As you fight, along with lingering resentment, friendship might blossom, and then you might rub bodies, huh?

It could develop into a relationship where you do naughty things, heu, so it’s fine.

But why, of all things, are you fighting over me?

This is how things came to be.

Alicia touched my whole body – no, saying it like that sounds too lewd.

…Anyway, my ears, cheeks, neck, shoulders, thighs, all sorts of places were kneaded, and in the end, I was defeated and promised to quietly offer my stomach,

but, yeah, something still didn’t feel right, so I had decided I needed to get away.

But what kind of strength does this girl have?

I guess I’m weak, but anyway, I couldn’t escape.

I tried to preach that this wasn’t right, but she wouldn’t listen at all.

So, in the end, I shot a “save me” beam at Dana, who was watching us from afar.

Dana, who usually would have turned her head with a “hmph,” for some reason, deigned to come and save me…

But it turned out she didn’t come to save me, but to fight.

This was the result.

“I’ve been watching. It’s lewd. Are you a pervert?”

“Why were you watching something lewd? Were you that interested?”

“Don’t change the subject.”

“And what if I am a pervert?”

“First, step away. Let her go and then talk.”

Upon hearing those words, Alicia,

surprisingly, let me go obediently.

I thought this was my only chance and took a few steps back…

And then, yeah, I couldn’t do anything but watch the two of them anxiously, wondering what on earth was happening, hawawawa awawawa.

Alicia, with her characteristic doll-like face, only raised the corners of her mouth in a smirk.

Her eyes weren’t smiling, naturally forming a mocking expression.

And then, as if she had prepared it, she began to speak fluently…

It almost looked as if she had orchestrated this situation.

“No matter how much of a pervert I am, am I as bad as you?”

“What?”

“In the first place, who’s the one doing the bullying? Isn’t it you?”

“What are you talking about?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t know?”

“Stop talking nonsense. Why would I bully her?”

Ah, sh*t.

What are they doing, using me like this.

There’s no fun, no感動 (emotion/impression).

This kind of thing…!

Please, pleeeeeeeease, I beg you, can’t you set up a yuri angle between just the two of you, without a TS girl?

Rub your p*ssies.

Duel by rubbing your p*ssies.

Don’t fight, have s*x and be lovey-dovey…!

…It was truly lamentable that I didn’t have the courage to say that.

So, as I was stuck dazedly between the two of them, unable to do anything,

Serina, who appeared from who knows where, came up next to me and asked.

“What’s wrong?”

“……I don’t know. They suddenly started fighting….”

“Really? Then play with me, Lily.”

Is this girl clueless?

Or does she not even see those two in front of her as fighting?

Or is she the type of adult who thinks, “Oh well, kids grow up fighting, it’s fine to ignore it”?

“Lily. Your hands are soft.”

“Th-they are…?”

“I felt it last time too. Mm-hmm.”

If you touch them like you’re touching glutinous rice cakes, even if you brought a stone to touch, it would probably feel soft.

“Still, I see some chapped spots. The weather’s still cold, so you need to take good care of them.”

And then she takes something out of her pocket…

…Does that darn hand cream keep appearing whenever I’m about to forget it?

More importantly, don’t try to do lewd things while kids are fighting in front of you.

You fool.

There’s a limit to being lewd.

“Ah. I squeezed out too much.”

“Hyaak….”

Don’t rub your hands together so naturally…!

You can just take some off.

Why.

Heek….

“Should I tell the school? That the person living in the same room is hitting and bullying Lily.”

“Lily would say no. And that’s the truth.”

“Right. That’s why I’ve left you alone until now. So know your place while I’m leaving you alone. It’s troublesome, but there’s evidence and many ways.”

“You…!”

“Hoeeeeek….”

“Lily. Want some candy?”

“Ah, no, now’s not the time for that.”

“I made it myself….”

“…Give me one.”

“Will you enjoy it?”

“………Yeah.”

“You look cute when you suck on it.”

“Hey, don’t say, lewd things….”

In front, two pretty girls are fighting,

and next to me, a gentle girl is whispering in my ear….

IthinkI’mgoingcrazy IthinkI’mgoingcrazy IthinkI’mgoingcrazy IthinkI’mgoingcraaaaaazy…!

More importantly, when did you get so close…?

“Alicia. You got dumped because you’re such an annoying kid. You know that?”

“Dumped. What….”

“Hmph.”

“……You saw?”

“What. Are you talking about the letter?”

“You saw it.”

“There was nothing to see though? Why would you look at something that was torn up and thrown away in the first place?”

“….”

“Lily. Want another one?”

“No. Well. I’m okay now.”

“Perhaps it didn’t taste good…?”

“……That’s not what I meant.”

“Then, aaah-.”

“This, wait, now’s not the time for this….”

“I don’t know. If you eat one more, will you listen to me?”

“Okayyy….”

Sweet.

Candy.

Bitter.

Life…!

“…Still. It’s separate from you bullying Lily.”

“That’s a shame. That’s what I wanted to say.”

“Dana. I know more than you think. You’d better not make me angry anymore.”

“Bluffing.”

“Want to test if it’s a bluff?”

“Serina. Seriinaaa.”

“Lily called my name. I’m happy.”

“………No.”

“Hmm?”

“Th-those two, we need to stop them soon….”

“Why?”

I can’t get through to her.

Is it really that fun to hold hands stickily, having shared hand cream, and feed someone homemade candy with the other hand?

I couldn’t understand it, and I didn’t want to understand it.

So I could only look at Serina with a “please just do as I say” expression.

When I went that far, Serina relented as if she couldn’t help it.

…Although, I’m not sure if me stopping them even required permission in the first place.

But given the atmosphere, I couldn’t ignore Serina… Yeah.

Anyway, I said I’d stop them, but what do I do?

By what means?

With what words?

If I had my way, I’d yell at them to rub their p*ssies hard and spurt out fountains if they have the energy to fight.

I’ll watch intently and exclaim, “Such water jutsu in a place with no water?!” for them…!

“Hey guys. Could you be a little quieter? Lily has something to say!”

Hey you.

Serina, you’re the worst…!

What kind of malicious act is this with such an innocent and gentle face.

Aang…?

And you guys, don’t focus only at times like this.

As soon as you heard I had something to say, you immediately stopped fighting.

Don’t glare at me as if to say, “Well, if you have something to say, spit it out”…!

You should at least give me time to prepare myself!

“Abububu, abububububu….”

“What is it.”

“What is it?”

“S-so, water jutsu, in a place with no water, f-fountain…? Ugh, no, that’s not it, don’t fight….”

But what do you know.

My idiotic mediation seems to have had some effect.

Because as soon as they both looked at me, they became quiet.

More accurately, when they saw me and Serina together, they went, “Huh?”

And as if dumbfounded, the light even disappeared from their pupils.

Wait, you guys are scaryyy….

Wuwu Lilboy is scared to death….

I’m too stupid to even understand what’s going on….

The situation entered a lull.

The two, who had been saying incomprehensible things with me in the middle, now seemed to have no time to fight, especially busy being extremely wary of Serina.

Because of their fight, the classroom was quiet as if it had been devastated,

and even though I did nothing wrong, just because I was caught between them, I was burdened with the responsibility of breaking this awkward atmosphere….

“Both of you, stop here. Let’s apologize and become friends…?”

“….”

“….”

“You’re not kids anymore. You should get along. Huh? Dana. Answer me. Why were you being so prickly?”

“Am I the only one at fault?”

“……Are you really going to act like a child? I said both of you.”

“Lily. I did nothing wrong.”

“W-well, if you want to be picky, Alicia, you touching my body was wrong from the start, you know…?”

“Why is that wrong? You asked me to bully you.”

“When did I…! Ah. I don’t know! If you don’t apologize, I won’t see either of you!”

“…….”

“…….”

What’s with them going silent right at that timing?

What does that make me, who was planning to use this as an excuse to remove the TS girl from the yuri angle?

Life is this difficult….

“When I count to three, you say sorry to each other. Got it?”

“I don’t like it. …Okay. Don’t glare at me like that.”

“Hoo.”

“As a bonus, if you h-hug, and p-pat each other, ehehe, that would be even better… But if you go as far as rubbing against each other, that’s, no good…? Oh, ohohohok….”

Could you please stop looking at me like I’m nuclear waste that’s hard to dispose of….

I’m going to get holes poked through my body.

“Ahem. A-anyway, I’m counting? One. Two. Three!”

“….”

“….”

“Apologize, you idiots!”

Why aren’t either of you doing it!