Chapter 27: Don’t mess with that stupid skirt of yours — I’ve already seen everything anyway!

“Comfortable!~~”

Su Li’er squinted her eyes in delight. If she had let her tails out, they would have been spinning like a fan.

‘Hehe, let me see… how much lifespan do I have now?’

—Remaining lifespan: 35 days and 8 hours…

‘Awesome, absolutely awesome!!!’

‘Alright, I’ll keep eating, just another ten minutes… I can definitely double my lifespan!’

‘With a month of lifespan, I have nothing to fear.’

‘But with two months of lifespan… then I’m sorry, the whole world belongs to this fox!’

Su Li’er once again began to stuff spirit stones into her mouth. She felt that eating too much of this stuff made her thirsty, and it was getting a little hard to swallow…

—BOOM!

A deafening roar came from not far away. A bolt of lightning struck, destroying a small patch of wooden houses and igniting a raging fire.

Even the ground trembled slightly.

Su Li’er’s stray hair stood on end. She had a very bad premonition. So, she quickly stood up, leaned against the edge of the altar, and peeked out with a pair of cunning eyes, observing the surrounding situation.

Not far away, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and lightning flashed.

‘What the hell!?’

‘How did the fight come over here???’

Su Li’er rubbed her eyes and stared intently. In that sea of lightning, there seemed to be a beautiful figure circling. Her graceful posture was like a swimming dragon, flying towards her at an extremely fast speed.

Wrapped in flashes of lightning, a path of fire was ignited in the village.

‘This is bad!’

‘She’s really coming this way… I have to escape quickly.’

Su Li’er quickly climbed the altar, but because the edge of the altar was too sharp and the spirit stones under her feet were uneven, she couldn’t climb up for a while.

“Damn it… I can’t climb up! Ahhhh!!!”

Her mentality collapsed.

‘Couldn’t I have been reincarnated with long legs!?’

‘I can’t get up…’

‘Still can’t get up…’

Su Li’er held her head and squatted down in distress, looking at her toes, extremely anxious.

—”Dead dragon, you can’t escape! Today, I’ll first draw your dragon marrow and peel your tendons!”

—”You disgusting things, if you have the guts, fight me one-on-one!”

The loud voices echoed in this small world.

The endless thunder was deafening.

‘Su Li’er’s face was mournful, and she roared inwardly: Ms. Dragon, can’t you just fight somewhere else?!’

‘So annoying, so annoying, so annoying… the lifespan I’ve worked so hard to accumulate, is it going to be wasted again!’

Su Li’er hesitated for a moment and decided to take another look at the battle in the sky.

Although she had a premonition, when she really saw the pair of flood dragon wings on Tang Yingyue’s back, Su Li’er couldn’t help but feel envious and shocked.

In the sky above, Tang Yingyue seemed to have sensed something and looked over, her expression very surprised. “Little Li, you’re here too!?”

Su Li’er’s face stiffened, and she repeatedly waved her hands. “I’m not here, I’m not here… you’ve got the wrong person, I’m not Little Li!”

Tang Yingyue wanted to say something else, but she was grazed by a series of lightning bolts and swayed in the air. A trickle of blood overflowed from the corner of her mouth. With a wave of her hand, she unleashed a sharp sword light. The sword light was like a shuttle, cutting towards the pursuing Daoist priest in a robe.

—”Yo, there’s actually… a little brat mixed in the altar? Lei Ying? Where are you? Didn’t you say you’d guard the altar!?” The Daoist priest’s gaze was like a sharp sword, descending from the sky. Just meeting his eyes made her feel an immense pressure.

Su Li’er was annoyed and gave the sky the middle finger. “You idiot! Who are you calling a child?”

The Daoist priest’s expression froze. “You little brat, I’ll kill you.”

Then, with a wave of his hand, the sky full of dark clouds floated towards the top of the altar…

‘What the hell!’

Su Li’er was astonished. She frantically clawed at the edge of the altar, trying her best to jump up, but no matter what, she couldn’t climb up. A chill ran down her back, as if she were being stared at by a huge and ferocious beast, and she could die on the spot at any moment!

‘This old geezer is even stronger than the one just now… I’m doomed!’

‘I can’t climb up… I can’t climb up at all!’

Alright, in that case, I’ll have to use that move… Su Li’er regained her composure, took a deep breath, and lifted her small face towards the sky.

—”Big Sister Dragon! Save me!!!”

“Heh! You were just saying you weren’t Little Li, and now you’re asking for help?” Tang Yingyue mocked.

“I am Little Li… Big Sister Dragon, we’re good sisters!” Su Li’er’s eyes were teary, and she held her hands in front of her chest. “Take Little Li with you, anywhere is fine!”

As the dark clouds deviated, Tang Yingyue got a moment of respite. She glanced at the rolling dark clouds above the altar. “Get ready, give me your hand!”

‘That old geezer is activating his technique… it will take at least another ten seconds. That’s enough time!’

‘I just need to grab Little Li’s hand…’

Thinking this, Tang Yingyue dived down at an extremely fast speed, like a shooting star. The speed was incredible… the wind whistled.

The next moment, she asked angrily, “What are you doing!?”

Su Li’er was squatting on the ground, her head buried, frantically stuffing spirit stones into her mouth. Her cheeks were about to burst, yet she still refused to stop!

‘You’re asking me what I’m doing? Do you even need to ask? I’m packing more spirit stones to take back with me!’

‘Just a moment, I’ll just pack two more… I can still fit them! Eh… eh!? Don’t, don’t pull my leg!!!’

Su Li’er only felt the world spin around her.

The world in her vision was upside down. ‘No… I’m the one who’s upside down, I’ve been lifted up!?’

“Mmmph—wuyii! Mmmph, wuwa!!!”

“Don’t move! I can’t hold you steady!” Veins popped on Tang Yingyue’s forehead. She glanced at the slender white ankle she was holding. Mmm, good thing this little one still has ankles…

“Ha… ki! Mi—oh! North-south green bean!” Su Li’er covered her mouth with both hands, afraid that she would accidentally spit out all the spirit stones.

“What the hell did you stuff in your mouth?! Spit it out!” Tang Yingyue shouted angrily. She couldn’t fly fast while dragging this little one… if this continued, they would be struck by lightning!

“Ying ying ying, wuwuwu…” Su Li’er freed one hand to cover her thigh. Her skirt was already fluttering uncontrollably in the wind.

“Can you not move!?” Tang Yingyue’s mentality exploded. She glanced down. “Forget about your stupid skirt, I’ve already seen everything! If you move again, we’ll be struck by lightning!!!”

After she said this.

Only then did Tang Yingyue feel that Su Li’er was no longer struggling. She then gathered her spiritual energy, preparing to speed up.

Suddenly, a shadow loomed over them. Her vision was filled with a rosy glow, and the hair on her body stood on end… ‘I’m dead, I’ve been locked on by a technique!’

‘In the next second, the lightning will strike, and I’ll take the full brunt of it… then we’ll crash. This little one and I will either be electrocuted to death or fall to our deaths…’

‘Damn it, I only managed to kill one old geezer… I’m so unwilling. If only I had the chance to kill a few more, if only I could get my revenge completely..’

‘Forget it, I’ll gather my spiritual energy and protect this little one. I should still be able to withstand this… right?’

Tang Yingyue slowly closed her eyes.

In the final moment before her eyes closed, on the other side of the sky, a brilliant shower of light rained down towards them, like arrows piercing through the clouds…

‘No!’

‘What is that!?

Snowflakes, containing a terrifying sword light, accurately defeated the lightning. The ringing in her ears and the sound of explosions intertwined, yet she didn’t feel a trace of pain.

The fierce and terrifying lightning was melted by these gentle and tiny snowflakes…

Tang Yingyue was stunned. “Who… who saved us?”

Su Li’er, who had been slacking off, was suddenly startled. She was shocked by the scene before her, in disbelief.

‘The Ice Spirit Root, this familiar spiritual energy, the big ice block Sect Master is here!?’