Chapter 3: ❤️

Shen Xixi’s playful and triumphant smile grew even more unrestrained.

She pressed herself close to Lin Yi’s ear, her full lips parting slightly as she whispered in a voice that made one’s heart tremble:

“Mmm~…”

Lin Yi hastily covered her mouth.

Shen Xixi stuck out her tongue and licked his palm like a small puppy.

Moist, cool, itchy…

‘This woman, she just has to play these kinds of tricks, doesn’t she?’

‘It’s like she’s holding a detonator, trying to blow herself up along with me.’

Lin Yi gritted his teeth in frustration, yet he was completely powerless against Shen Xixi.

In this narrow space, the alluring woman’s scent and soft touch nearly enveloped him.

If he dared to move, dared to run, this incident would be made public in an instant.

Shen Xixi’s beautiful eyes stared at him teasingly.

Lin Yi took deep breaths, trying hard to compose himself.

But his body was gradually stiffening, on the verge of giving out.

A smug smile played on Shen Xixi’s lips; it seemed that after more than a year, Lin Yi was still as pure and adorable as ever.

The few minutes felt like years to Lin Yi, an unbearable tension. The cannon on his frame was already stirring restlessly…

“See? Nothing. How could there be a woman in the men’s restroom! You think we’re shooting a movie? A bunch of women taking a man into the men’s room…”

“Then let’s find one like that to watch tonight.”

“…You’re the pervert.”

“By the way, have you noticed the atmosphere around us getting more and more intense lately?”

“What atmosphere?”

“The aura of battle! We men are finally about to stand up…”

“Stop dreaming. Didn’t you hear about what was exposed in the prison a while back…”

As the sound of their footsteps and voices faded into the distance, Lin Yi was finally able to relax.
His hands were numb as he pushed Shen Xixi away, creating a small distance between them.
He said coldly:

“Goodbye… no, never see you again. We’ll communicate by email from now on, no more meetings.”

Shen Xixi clicked her tongue in dissatisfaction, a look of unfulfillment on her face.
Looking at the pure and adorable Lin Yi before her, the corners of her mouth curved up slightly in a faint smile:

“Do you think that’s possible, Lin Yi?”

Lin Yi knew it too. The moment he had told her he was married and she hadn’t stormed off in a rage or with resentment, he had understood everything.
This crazy woman was coming for him, specifically.

‘But a true man, living between heaven and earth, how can he be content with being suppressed for long.’

‘I’m not made of dough!’

While Shen Xixi’s attention was entirely on him, he quietly, slowly, moved his feet towards the latch on the stall door.

Seeing the smug, controlling expression on the woman’s face, Lin Yi felt a surge of indignation.

His gaze locked onto his target.
His hand, which had been resting at his side, shot out with force, slapping down hard!

“Smack—”

“Ngh—”

Shen Xixi: (⊙▽⊙)! (shocked pleased)

Lin Yi didn’t have time to appreciate her stunned expression.
He unlatched the door and fled the scene of the crime in a panic.

He could only feel that indescribable sensation of the slap, the softness, difficult to put into words.
But more importantly, Lin Yi felt a sense of spiritual pleasure and relief at this moment!

Still caught between shock and excitement, Shen Xixi laughed wildly, her dazed eyes savoring the moment, wanting more.

‘That felt great!’

It was like the first taste of the tip of an ice cream cone on a scorching summer day.
The heat and cold exploded on the taste buds, a fierce pleasure shooting straight to the heavens, from which one could not extricate oneself for a long, long time.

Shen Xixi extended the tip of her tongue, licking her red lips, which now had a pinkish sheen.
Her deep eyes, like rippling pools of water, seemed to stretch on infinitely as she murmured,

“No rush, Lin Yi. We have all the time in the world.”

Lin Yi walked out of the restroom and onto the street.

The sunlight was warm and gentle, and a light breeze blew.

He was in a great mood!

Suddenly, a virtual screen that only he could see appeared before him.

[Congratulations on successfully activating the Romance System.]

[System has detected that the host has completed the side quest, “Restroom Haze.”]

[Reward: Writing Skill +1, Cooking Skill +1.]

‘A system!’

Lin Yi had never expected that after being in this world for almost two years, already engaged, this Romance System would appear.

‘If this Romance System had appeared earlier, how could I have ended up with a perverted woman like Shen Xixi.’

Lin Yi, No Title

Charisma: 10 (Normal is 7)

Stamina: 7 (Normal is 7)

Technique: 10 (Normal is 7)

Luck: 7 (Normal is 7)

Abilities:

Writing Skill Level 3

Cooking Skill Level 1

Quests: Not yet refreshed. Host, please wait patiently.

It seemed that apart from his charisma and technique being three points higher than an average person’s, he wasn’t particularly outstanding in other areas.

However, his original writing skill was already level two.
After the system added another level, it became level three.
His writing would surely reach a new height in the future.

Was this a blessing in disguise?

Lin Yi pondered.
If his writing skill continued to improve, would he become a world-class master of literature?

And if other skills could appear, he could develop in an all-around way and become an all-powerful master.

Moreover, since there were stats, he could definitely increase his various attribute values by completing quests or using attribute points.

‘Does stamina equate to strength? If I raise it to ten thousand, can I shatter the Earth with one punch?’

Unfortunately, the system didn’t provide detailed explanations; he would have to figure it out on his own.

Five in the afternoon.

Lin Yi opened the door to his home and was greeted by a soft, orange light, the familiar scent of camellias, and his wife, who had come from the kitchen still wearing an apron, a spatula not yet put down in her hand, to welcome him home.

The image of an intelligent, elegant, gentle, virtuous, and homely wife of the “mature older sister” type, Zhuang Yayun.

She tilted her head slightly, her eyes curving into crescents, her body leaning forward as she asked with a devastatingly beautiful gaze:

“Darling, welcome home. Do you want to eat first, or take a bath first, or… eat me first?”

Zhuang Yayun was dressed in a gentle, light-colored outfit.
Her elegant black hair was held back with a long clip, leaving a single strand to fall along the side of her face.
Her beige trousers still couldn’t hide her exquisite and well-proportioned figure, her curves perfect.

Her pursed lips were full and plump, those red lips looking so moist they could drip water, like strawberry-flavored jelly, soft and bouncy to the touch.

With such a beautiful wife at home, what more could a man ask for!
The mental exhaustion Lin Yi had suffered from Shen Xixi’s appearance vanished completely at this moment.

In this godforsaken world where women were superior and men were inferior, Lin Yi didn’t know if he had saved the galaxy in his past life to be able to meet such a gentle and considerate girl.
He was truly too lucky.

So that Luck of seven, was it actually fake?

This should at least be a Luck of seventy.

No, wait, the fact that he could run into a pervert like Shen Xixi explained why his luck was still a seven.

Lin Yi wrapped his arms around Zhuang Yayun, lowering his head.
Zhuang Yayun tilted her head up, the fiery passion hidden in the silence of her eyes exploding, the affection overflowing from her gaze spreading wantonly.

The two began to kiss in the entryway.

“Hubby, the soup in the kitchen is about to boil over. Come with me.”

“We can take it slow in there~~”