Chapter 31: Just add ‘ack’ at the end and it fits perfectly

“Hic…… Hic…… Noo…… I’m not… a female…… Ugh.”

I put something sticky, thick, rich, and concentrated enough to choke me, pure white, in my mouth.

I scooped a large spoonful with a small spoon.

Even so, my mouth was small enough to be filled.

“Hmm…… so this is what Yo-Ah-Jeong tastes like…… It’s, like, not that great.”

Yo-Ah-Jeong.

Short for Yogurt Ice’s Official.

It’s said to be the most popular ice cream brand in Korea after Mala Tanghulu.

Middle school and high school girls are said to be crazy about it.

It’s not entirely wrong.

Because after eating it, I’m choking and going crazy.

“Ugh…….”

Is it because it’s yogurt? It doesn’t melt well…….

It feels rich, sticky, and like it’s still lingering even after I swallow it…….

“……I feel like I’ve understood the feelings of the women in my older brother’s red books.”

[Gat-chan, really…… It won’t come back no matter how lewd you act, you know? Gat-chan’s thing.]

“I know, I know…… It’s unused in the first place, I’ve never even used it properly…….”

[Hmm? Isn’t it? Since the position was the woman’s just now, maybe it can be seen as a better thing?]
“…….”

Eating yogurt ice cream and having lewd talk with a middle school girl ghost.

Lewd talk.

Known as dirty jokes.

Come to think of it, Japan was more open to that kind of thing than Korea.

“I lost my virginity~” “I’m still a virgin, so I’m embarrassed~” “I slept with a soccer club senior yesterday~”

It was often a topic of conversation among women, like this.

More so if you were a gyaru or had a high social caste in school.

For reference, the source is anime, manga, and light novels.

[Ah, and speaking of which, Gat-chan told me to think about what field I’m interested in, right?]

[Like, choosing a major? You said it’s free and I can learn whatever I want.]

“Ah, yeah. I did.”

[But I’m a little tired of physics, which Gat-chan likes…….]

[But I’m a little interested in learning about the human body and stuff!]

“The human body? Well, like life sciences? If it’s medicine, there’s also the Graduate School of Medical Science and

Engineering…….”

And I heard that a medical school will be established within a few years.

It’s been repeatedly overturned and revived due to various adult circumstances.

But I’m sure it’ll start within a few years…….

“……No, wait. Jinzuko.”

I sensed something ominous.

Let’s ask carefully first.

“Why did you choose that……?”

At my question, Jinzuko suddenly blushed.

Huh?

No, where in that conversation was there anything to blush about?

Was it just that the lewd conversation a little while ago was embarrassing for a middle school girl, and she reacted

late because she realized it after it passed? Huh?

Please.

[It’s…… because I can’t seem to implement it well with just knowledge from cross-sections…….]

“……Cross-sections?”

[Hey, you know…… The one you said 60cm was too big before…… you pervert.]

For reference, the pervert here is you, Jinzuko, not me.

“…….”

My second silence.

Like before, I’m doing this on purpose this time too.

Because it was a matter of my chastity.

It’s been two months since I was TSed.

That means it’s also been that long since I was possessed by Jinzuko.

In other words, just as I’ve become quite a middle school girl, not only in appearance but also in spirit.

Jinzuko is also going through a similar process.

[……After receiving such a life-changing confession, and that too openly on the first broadcast…….]

Uh?

That confession-like thing I said without realizing it when I was playing a quantum mechanics lecture recorded

during my past life because I was flustered during that first broadcast?

That was still valid?

I thought I’d pretend I never heard it after finding out about my past life through the recorded video.

[But Gat-chan is now, um…… gone, right? But since Gat-chan asked for it…… I’ve been practicing little by little

whenever Gat-chan is asleep!]

―Wooong!

Jinzuko used her ghost power to create something that only I could see.

It wasn’t just a simple 60cm long stick like I had seen before.

It was still big, but the length was normalized, and even details were added.

Bulging, muscular, and even seeming to have a smell…….

“……U, Uwaaak?!! G, get that away, no, it’s disgusting!!”

It’s a little melted, so the visuals match perfectly……!

And it’s not just milk ice cream, it’s yogurt, so it’s thick!

It’s not called Yo-Ah-Jeong for nothing!

You’re going to be Yo-Ah-Jeong!!

“D, disgusting……! G, get it away! No, nonono?!! D, don’t put it in me!! Just make it disappear!”

[Huh? It’s only visible to Gat-chan anyway, right?]

[Rather, don’t avoid it, please look at it properly. It’s the result of hard practice for Gat-chan.]

Jinzuko didn’t seem to have any intention of putting it away.

Rather, she’s fully intending to put it in.

Look, she’s swinging it around like some kind of sword art, floating in the air~.

“St, stop……! Stop it……!”

Muscular! Bulging! It was throbbing in real time and getting closer and closer to me.

“I, it’s touching! It’s touching me……!! Ah, am I moving?!!”

How did her ghost power become so strong?

Why am I trying to put it in my mouth by myself, saying “Aang~”?

No matter how much I resisted, cried, and shouted, it was useless.

The other customers around me looked at me strangely, but that was it.

Because Jinzuko was also controlling my right hand.

In one hand, a thick and rich white yogurt lump, slightly melted to enhance the details.

In the other hand, a smartphone as if taking a selfie video.

To others, it would just look like.

『I’ll gain weight if I eat more, but I can’t resist Yo-Ah-Jeong’s temptation……!!』

Just a catchphrase.

……No, don’t just laugh, please stop me!

I’m crying, you know!!

I’m not exaggerating to upload it to TicX or Xtok?!!

[Come to think of it, we had something similar a few weeks ago, right? Just with the people reversed.]

[When I said, 『It’s over now, why are you still so annoyed, like a girl.』, you got angry for no reason and sulked,

Gat-chan.]

[Surely, even though I said I was sorry, kept saying I was sorry…… You forcibly went into your brother’s room,

brought out a bunch of red books, and spent the whole day looking at them, right?]

Jinzuko smiled wryly.

[At that time, it was so embarrassing and there were only those kinds of pictures, and besides, Gat-chan thought I

couldn’t see you, so secretly…….]

“……N, no!! It’s really not!! At that time, my hand just moved without me realizing it, and I didn’t do anything more

than―”

[Hehe, it’s okay. I know. What it feels like♥]

“―I, I don’t know! That feeling!”

[Anyway, thanks to that, I was able to complete this. Look. Don’t look away, look carefully. Quickly.]

“Kyaaaak……! M, my eyes……?!”

[How is it? I don’t know if it’s real, but Gat-chan probably knows because you have a comparison, but…… at least it’s

the same as the one in the picture at that time, right?]

“……N, no, no, no, no, no!! I, if I bite that, I’ll really……! Iiii……!! Aaaang~♡”

Just one second before my mouth really became a Yo-Ah-Jeong toilet.

[Hey!]

Right before that, Jinzuko lightly chopped with the side of her hand.

―Snip!

Then it split in half and died.

Not me, but that manga d*ck.

Suddenly, my non-existent crotch hurts.

[Look, it’s empty inside, right?]

Jinzuko pouted her lips like a middle school girl and said complainingly.

[No matter how hard I try, I can’t fill the inside. So if I hit it with a little force, or poke Gat-chan’s cheek a little hard,

it gets bruised or like this…….]

“Y, you poked my cheek with that……?! When?!”

[Hmm, when you were sleeping? Or when it was Gat-chan’s turn to broadcast, so you weren’t playing with me, so I

was practicing alone behind the chair out of boredom, and when Gat-chan went to the bathroom or to get water and

was about to sit down, I played a little prank on the chair?]

Ah……!!

I always felt like I was sitting on something when I sat on the chair……!

Turns out that was all Jinzuko’s prank?!!

If the inside wasn’t empty and was full, I would have been in real trouble……!!

“……Ugh! I’m leaving!!”

I quickly packed up and got up.

I didn’t pack a suitcase separately, so I had very little luggage.

I just had to carry a middle school girl’s bag with my wallet and laptop charger.

So I have to go buy underwear today, and I have to stop by SchoolXs to buy clothes to wear, so I’m busy anyway!

[Ah, w, wait! Save, did you save it?! Let’s go together……!]

“……I did! If I delete it, you’ll just bully me again like today!”

[Eh, are you perhaps sulking? Gat-chan?]

“Hmph! I’m not a girl, why would I sulk over something like this!”

[……You look really sulky.]

Jinzuko smiled awkwardly and quickly followed me, floating.

And she started talking to me about this and that.

It felt like the way you try to appease an angry girlfriend in a drama…….

When we were joking earlier, I was more embarrassed than Jinzuko.

Hormones are really scary.

I’ll have to enter KAIST quickly, research, commercialize quantum computers, make a mechanical body, and escape there.

And return the body to Jinzuko.

I don’t know how long it will take?

[So, we’re going to a place called Daejeon now, right? Where KAIST is.]

[But didn’t you say the interview day is on the weekend? It’s still Wednesday today…… Ah, is it sightseeing for me?!]

Jinzuko’s two ghost eyes sparkled.

Not only that, but like in a cartoon or anime, there were sparkling star-shaped CG effects around her.

Like before, and now, your ghost power has really improved.

“…….”

Maybe now.

It might really be possible to re-possess.

[Hey, cheer up~ I’ll ask for permission before playing that kind of prank from now on~]

“……Is there no option to not do it?”

[But Gat-chan, you need it to keep your promise with Aya-chan, right? That one time you’ll play with her.]

“Don’t…… I already regret saying that. I never thought she’d take it as an OK sign…….”

[Anyway, I maintained a delicate relationship, but Gat-chan accepted it, so you can’t abandon it, okay?]

Abandon…….

Of course, Aya-chan does look a lot like a puppy.

[For reference, I think of her as a good friend, so I don’t think about that.]

“……And you say you’re best friends.”

[Hehe, so where are we going?]

“You really don’t care, Aya-chan is pitiful…… Ilsan.”

[Ilsan? Where’s that?]

I said calmly.

“My old home.”

To be precise, it was my family home in my past life.

[Ah…….]

“Since I finally came to Korea, I have to visit once. My former parents.”

The atmosphere instantly went down, beyond a funeral.

I didn’t mean to.

[Gat-chan…….]

“Yeah.”

[…….]

Still, it seems like she hasn’t forgotten our promise under the moonlight.

She seemed to be desperately trying not to say “I’m sorry…… I’m sorry……”, Jinzuko.

Then suddenly.

[……I have a request.]

She said this.

“Yeah, a request? What?”

I asked casually.

Without really thinking.

But what came back right after was.

[Can I talk to Gat-chan’s parents first?]

Something I never expected.

Ah, one more story I forgot.

The video I was forced to take at Yo-Ah-Jeong earlier, 『N, no……! Don’t……!』~

Jinzuko uploaded it to SNS, and it really became a hot topic, so the head office called me.

……They asked if they could use it as an advertisement.