Chapter 6: Easy

-Creak.

I forgot to even close the door properly and quickly sat down.

“Ugh…….”

Then I immediately felt the signal.

Just before I was about to push in response to that signal,

[Cl, Close your eyes!

You must never look….!

Ah, you understand?!]

A female middle school ghost tried to stop me.

“Then what about listening?”

[Th, That’s obviously not allowed either…………!!]

The obvious repeated before and after the words, with such emphasis,

there was no need to say how urgent and serious the situation was.

“……Huh?”

Sound effect omitted.

“Ugh…………

no, no more…………

I can’t………….”

[………Kyaaak?!!]

The real Shizuko, shortened to Jinzuko, who is more agitated than ever next to me,

[Wh, What are you doing?!

Hurry up and cover your ears……………!!]

tried to grab my arms directly to make me cover my ears,

but

-Whoosh~pass through

-Whoosh~ pass through~

it was useless.

Well, she’s a ghost.

Or a hallucination.

If we could at least switch between ghost↔body states, it wouldn’t be this chaotic.

But what can we do about the failure?

It’s because of the insistence on trying until it works that we’ve come to this point.

[Quickly…………!

Quickly, quickly, quickly!

You must never, never listen…!!]

She seems more flustered than when I normalized Miune at school today.

Gees, if she’s like this already, what will she do in the future?

“Cl, Close…………

my eyes….

cover……………

my ears…………

then how……………

do I……………

aim…………?

I don’t have hands………….”

[…………Ai, Aim?

What are you aiming………….]

“………Well…………

Japanese toilets…………

are stupid……………

if I miss………….

it’ll be a disaster………….”

For a moment, Jinzuko had an expression of not understanding what I was saying at all.

Then, after a moment of silence, I could hear the ghost middle school girl’s groan, “Ah.”

I couldn’t see it because my eyes were closed, but she must have blushed red.

[That!

Just do it, do it well!

What do you need hands for?!]

For reference, Japanese toilets are different from Korean ones, with only a toilet, separate from the sink and shower, so if you really miss, it’s f*cked up.

[Anyway!

Ai, Aim…………

there’s no such thing!]

“Really…………?”

I see.

Does that mean it’s a fixed cannon with no fine adjustment?

“……Still, I need to know at least from what position, at what……………

angle…………

so that…………

I can calculate the minimum safe distance by using trigonometric ratio……………

So, I don’t know………….?

Like the range………….”

[Th, There’s no way I would calculate such a thing in my daily life…………!]

“Or………

a measured value……………

like when we were kids, who can pee the fastest………

a maximum range battle
………….”

[…………There’s no measurement, calculation, or such battle!

Men are all idiots because they only do such lewd things all the time…………

Kyaaak?!

Wh, Where are you trying to touch?!!]

“I’m not……………

not touching……………

Just, as a last resort…………

I can just block it with my hands…………….”

[Ah, No…………!

No!!

You don’t need to do that, just go back……………!

Back!

An, Anyway, stick to the back!!]

Jinzuko pleading with me, looking pathetic.

Since it’s her body for now, I followed her impromptu advice and first pushed my butt back.

As the escape route disappeared,

But you know.”

A question that comes to mind.

“If it turns out to be number two instead of……………

number one……………

isn’t it worse….?”

……………

The price of boldly abandoning the front line and retreating to secure distance is too high?

Maybe there’s one in both the front and the back?

“I didn’t eat much this morning, since I thought this might happen……………

I skipped lunch altogether……………

and I passed on dinner with my older brother just now for the same reason…………….”

……………But what if that’s really the case?

Then this position is really hopeless?

My butt is stuck to the back, so there’s no escape route at all.

I don’t even know if the enemy is in front or behind because I’ve been holding it in for so long.

I can’t tell at all.

“………Ass I thought, my last resort, just receive both front and back directly with my hands…………”

[Ugh…………!

It’z, It’z okay…..!

It’z, no problem!

Sob……………!

I, I went in the morning!

His, so………!]

“Ah, really?”

Phew~!

Why didn’t you say so sooner?

I really worried for nothing.

What, you’re not an elementary school student, you’re a middle school student, why are you still embarrassed about that?

“……Woo~hoo!”

That’s why women are 3.9 times more likely to be constipated than young men who eat meat, meat, meat or ramen, ramen, ramen.

[─Wa, Wait!

You’re too far back…………?!

Y, Your waist!

You need to bend your waist…………!

Ah, no?!

That’s too much…………..!!]

Wow.

Oops?!

It’s a fountain.

(Showering………)

[Number one: An English expression used by or for young children. Urine.]

[Number two: Same as above. Feces.]

『Ah, dammit』 ・・・

It was a word I wanted to shout out more often than usual today.

Sigh, but.

I can’t do that to a kid who’s only in the second year of middle school.

“…….”

Jinzuko sitting on her knees in her room.

It wasn’t that I deliberately made her kneel down to scold her.

In Japan, women, young or old, all sit like that.

It was on the bed, not the floor, and she was in a ghost state, so she was practically floating, so her knees wouldn’t hurt.

“Jinzuko.”

[Yes………….]

On the other hand, I was sitting cross-legged because it was more comfortable for some reason.

That’s why it looked like I was scolding her.

Well, it was funny to see two middle school girls with the same face, one sitting upright and the other cross-legged, facing each other.

Anyway,

“Should I ask your mother to wash you from now on?”

It wasn’t a sarcastic remark, it was a sincere suggestion.

It was unavoidable that it sounded like I was asking about someone else’s parents’ well-being because the reference  came out first.

[………That!

But…………

there’s school………….]

“I’m okay.

I can endure not eating and not pooping for a few hours.”

It was true.

My major in my past life, Quantum Communication-Quantum Cryptography-Quantum Computing-Quantum Metrology, and quantum technology in general.

Quantum experiments are usually very sensitive and delicate to the surroundings, so once the machine is running, you can’t even walk or breathe loudly.

And that experiment, for 2 years as an undergraduate researcher, about 5 years as a combined master’s and doctoral course.

For about 7 years, except for eating and pooping, I only did so-called “eat-poop-lab”, I was a master of endurance.

Regardless of liquid, solid, or gas.

I have reached the stage where I can freely control everything that comes out of my body.

I was the one who mastered the famous “No Eat-Poop-but-Lab”.

“Actually, it’z not famous at all.

It’z just that the physics department didn’t have money, so we couldn’t eat well, and the R&D budget was cut, so we were starved because of the labor cost, and of course, we didn’t go to the bathroom because we didn’t eat.”

[Ye, Yes…………?]

The last experiment after eat-poop was just because the professor held graduation hostage, so I had no choice but to work.

You know, the meme that graduate students are slaves.

“Do you know why I suddenly started talking about this?”

[That, That………

probably…………….]

I waited patiently.

Until Jinzuko could speak.

I didn’t put any pressure on her, and I told her it was okay if it took a long time,

whether it was the right answer or the wrong answer, just think of it as a quiz,

I even gave her a hint by telling her to “think about it” once.

And as expected,

[I’m sorry…………

ahjussi…………….]

The wrong answer, the right answer came out.

“Azz I thought.”

Jinzuko trembled slightly at my short words after her apology.

She still seems to mistake me for scolding her.

It wasn’t that there was no such atmosphere, but the real purpose was completely different.

“Why I suddenly talked about experiment, experiment, experiment, is……………

simple.”

Actually, this was also one of the hints.

ᅳTap tap.

I massaged my neck with my hand.

I closed my eyes and began to concentrate.

And I tried to think strongly.

-Amae Shizuko

A being that was nothing more than a gesture, could only become a flower when its name was called.

As a certain poem once said.

-Born with a family name that receives the grace  of heaven ,

a person’s name is proof of the existence of the born.

To the one who has finished his life, it will be comparable to the skin of a tiger,

-The child  who carries on and transmits  that will .

A compression of a lifetime,

[………Ahjussi?]

In front of me, her record.

[Ah…

I, I’m sorry.

You’re really mad, aren’t you…?]

So, physically speaking,

[I’m really sorry…………

You’ve helped me so much in just one day today…………

I’ve only received help………….]

Moreover, if we assume that I am now possessed by Amae Shizuko’s body,

not considering the information loss through compression,

[……………I’m the one who brought you here, but I……………

I’m just being a brat to you~]

That was it.”

I see.

”

[─and, uh………?]

“Amae Shizuko, you were actually a miko?”

Virtually that person itself.

[…………Eh, eh?!

Ah, Ahjussi………!]

At the same time,

[…………Ahjussi, you, now?!

You speak Japanese very well now!]

It was also Shizuko’s way of curing her tongue disorder~♬