Chapter 6: The So-Called Final Yuksu Taming…

I had said something irreversible.

[-Ooh la la]
[-When’s the cam turning on?]
[-Excuse me, but my down there is… Read More]
[-Gangnani with the insane weight class, you can’t stop this]

“……”

These b*stards never believe a word I say usually, so why aren’t they calling me out this time!?

It’s a lie!
The truth is, they’re f*cking small!

Hah….

But now, it’s a bit too late to say, ‘Actually… I’m small. I’m an A-cup, hehe.’

It’s obvious the chat would go crazy even without looking.

‘On the other hand, if I get caught lying, I’ll be even more f*cked….’

Ah, whatever.
It’ll work out somehow.
The future me will figure it out.

I quickly changed the subject.

“Alright, I’m all done brewing, so let’s get into League of Legends!”

[-Let’s gooooo]
[-Go go go go go]
[-Why’d this b*tch suddenly change the subject?]
[-Ah, let’s do Part 1 for a little longer]
[-Already?]
[-Get rid of League of Legends, you b*staaaaard]
[-Ma’am, are you going mid today?]

I thought they’d obviously be happy that I was turning on League, but surprisingly, there were chats asking me to continue Part 1.

“Heheh… you all hated it when I said I was doing a Part 1 Just Chatting earlier, but it seems you’ve all been brewed, huh? Don’t worry. Part 2 is also an extension of the simp-farming.”

[-?]
[-??]
[-Please, at least play League of Legends normally…]
[-Kuaaaaaaaah]
[-Today is really not easy, yo]

Just as I said, I have no intention of playing League of Legends as usual.

It’s time to build a bond with the weebs.
When I was exploring other female streamer rooms yesterday, I noticed there were quite a few who did anime talks with their viewers.

Seeing that some of them were even fashion-weebs pretending to be weebs, it seemed that liking anime was a required skill for a Chichi-jig female streamer.

In other words, today I plan to show them that, ‘A school-life S-rank beauty likes anime too?’.

Seeing as how my viewers sometimes type lines from anime in the chat, most of them seemed to like anime.
And I actually like anime too.

[As long as I live, everyone will die!]

Just then, the enemy top laner picked Renekton in champion select.
The crocodile is certainly a tough opponent for Irelia.

But it’s fine.
Because I’m me.

“Hmm… you’ve boldly chosen a counter. But my Irelia has no counters, you see?”

[-?]
[-????]
[-Ma’am?]
[-??]

“A victory plan is already being drawn in my head. Renekton-kun, I shall make you feel despair.”

[-Ugh, cringe]
[-lolololol]
[-She’s got another f*cking weird concept lol]
[-Victory plan (deaths per minute)]
[-Renekton-kun lolol]
[-Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it]

The chat’s reaction is somewhat intense.

You’re all enjoying it, aren’t you?
My viewers are definitely weebs!

As soon as it was my turn to pick a champion, I instantly locked in Irelia.

Even though I had the last pick, picking into a self-counter is the romance of a one-trick pony. Yep, yep.

The game began.
As expected, the early game wasn’t easy.

I was struggling against Renekton’s ridiculously broken cheese—a f*cking OP skill set that lets him trade damage and get out by himself.

In the end, at level 3, the lane was pushed in, and I was forced to farm under the turret.

For some reason, my team’s jungler came to gank, but I didn’t follow up.

Because there was a big wave, and I had to get the CS.

[Gangnani (Irelia): Survived]
[Gangnani (Irelia): Survived]
[Gangnani (Irelia): Survived]
[Gangnani (Irelia): Survived]

Perhaps feeling very disappointed that I didn’t follow up, the jungler spammed the ‘survived’ ping on me.

Hmm.
To blame me when he came to gank without even looking at the lane state.

Good grief, I can’t let this slide.

I held up one finger.
And then, I immediately made a sound and typed in the chat.

“The pings, do not ping like that.”

[-Kyoka Suigetsu!]
(TL Note: Kyoka Suigetsu is a famous illusion-type ability from the anime Bleach.)
[-Don’t raise your voice, jungler lolol]
[-lolol]
[-Ah~ so you know BleaX?]
[-You look like a total weeb lol]
[-‘Because you look weak’]

At my chat, our team’s jungler just typed a single question mark and went quiet.

Hehe.
This is Kyoka Suigetsu.
It seems he’s realized that I’m no ordinary top laner.

Anyway, while laning at a disadvantage, Renekton made a mistake and suddenly used his W on a minion.

If so, this is an opportunity.
I immediately dashed through the minions with Q, landed a clean E, and finished him off with auto-attacks and another Q.

A solo kill.
I had cleanly solo-killed Renekton, Irelia’s counter.

“Good grief, you are weak, Renekton-kun. I have yet to use even 30 percent of my full power, you see?”

[-Kyaa]
[-Dae-nani!]
[-lolol]
[-Ugh, f*ck lol]
[-30 percent (while going all out)]
[-Please, jungler, infinite ganks, please, jungler, infinite ganks, please, jungler, infinite ganks]
[-Is that Renekton an idiot? lol]

[ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!]
[F*ck, why are you only good at times like this? So f*cking annoying lolol]

[-For real lol]
[-It’s annoying because she’s good lol]

“I’m not sure what you mean. I have always been good.”

By the way, what is this?
Now that I’ve adopted this weeb persona, I feel a confidence that I can win anything.

ZeuX, KiX, DoX, and… Gangnani.
Let’s go.

“Huh?”

After turning the Renekton, who had returned from base, into a rag with my insane mechanics, he suddenly disappeared from the top lane.

I wondered if he had rage-quit, but he returned to the lane after regenerating some health.

It seems he went to eat the honeyfruit in the river to recover health.

“Honeyfruit exists for the victor. Why is that? To not know such a natural providence. You must be punished.”

The opponent was level 5 and I was level 6.
I immediately pushed the wave into his tower and attempted a dive.

I landed both my non-target skillshots, E and R, and kept resetting my Q to take down Renekton.

The finishing touch was disengaging while negating the turret damage with my W, surviving by a single tick—it was perfect, a f*cking cool play.

“Is that all you’ve got? How disappointing, Renekton-kun.”

[-Kyaa]
[-Dae-nani lol]
[-Why are you so good lol]
[-Ah, I’ve realized it. The ‘skill gap’.]
[-My dream is to be Dae-nani’s simp! My dream is to be Dae-nani’s simp! My dream is to be Dae-nani’s simp!]
[-Top’s over lol]
[-Renekton is sobbing right now lol]

After that, I got two more solo kills, further widening the gap in the top lane.

It seemed Renekton also had a similar reckless streak to me, as it was impressive how he kept ramming his head in even though he knew he would lose.

In the end, I completed the destruction of the first-tier turret, effectively declaring victory in the top lane.

“Excellent, Renekton-kun. Seeing your spirit, you could have dominated an era in the Summoner’s Rift. If only you hadn’t met me.”

[-lololol]
[-You were just a commoner born in an era without me… Read More]
[-F*ck, what’s a Diamond-tier player talking about dominating an era lolol]
[-Every single line is so f*cking annoying, holy sh*t lol]
[-Ugh, cringe lol]
[-Why aren’t you getting stomped like usual? Why aren’t you getting stomped like usual? Why aren’t you getting stomped like usual?]

But despite my overwhelming performance in the top lane, looking at the overall kill score, we were actually behind 10 to 11.

Top lane had become self-sufficient and absolutely dominated without any support, but for some reason, the bottom side was losing.

A moment where a normal top laner would have already had a mental breakdown.

Still.

“Ah, how familiar. This situation, this air, this scenery. It is a moment I have always carried on my shoulders.”

Tadak-tadak.

I typed in the chat, ‘I will love my foolish sons nonetheless.’

I had boldly declared a carry.
That meant, from now on, I would unleash 100 percent of my power. Nothing constrains me now. I will not hold back and will use my full strength.

[Gangnani is dominating the battlefield!]
[Gangnani is on a killing spree!]
[Gangnani is on a rampage!]
[Legendary!]

With Irelia, I continuously carried unfavorable team fights, grabbing the game by the scruff of its neck.

Even when they came to the side lane, I would win 2v1s as a baseline, securing advantages and barely turning the kill score around.

Now, if we just took Baron, we could secure a definite victory.

[Gangnani has been shut down]

“……”

While in a standoff in front of Baron, I was caught by the enemy support’s grab and got picked off.

[-lolololol]
[-Knew it, you attention whre lol]
[-Why were you being so aggressive there? lol]
[-Idiot, so f*cking bad lolol]
[-What are you doing? lol]
[-Nice, nice, nice lol]

As if they had been waiting for this moment, the viewers started tearing me apart in the chat. It seemed they had been holding a grudge for a while.

Still, it’s fine for now.
Just because they took Baron doesn’t mean the game is over!

I snapped out of it and lifted the heavy log again.
(TL Note: ‘Lifting the log’ is a metaphor for carrying a heavy/bad team.)

But perhaps because I, their spiritual pillar, died at a crucial moment, my teammates, who were already f*cking bad, started playing even more f*cking terribly.

In the end.

[Defeat]

As the Nexus exploded, the red text appeared on the screen.

I had fallen while trying to carry the log.

Ah….

[-lolololol]
[-Upvote if you found her annoying to watch earlier lol]
[-UV lol]
[-If you get fed and throw, you deserve to lose lol]
[-Serves you right lol]
[-You don’t ‘deserve’ to win]

I lost a game that was completely won.
I started to get really f*cking pissed.

“You son of a biiiiitch… you sons of b*tches!!”

Unable to hold it in, I let out a lion’s roar.

A concept is a concept, but I guess I can’t help being angry. F*ck.

[-Her mask shatters after just one loss lol]
[-Mmm~ this is the real Gangnani]
[-Why are you getting angry when you lost because of yourself? Seriously don’t get it]
[-Delicious, delicious, delicious lolol]
[-So fun, so fun lol]
[-Yep, you lost ’cause you suck lol]
[-As expected of a top laner’s roar lol]

Clueless, mocking chats were flooding in.

Right, right… you’re just begging to be banned, aren’t you?
Today, I’ll do a little sword dance….

Hah.

I suddenly snapped back to my senses.

I can’t do this.
Today’s concept is supposed to be building a bond with the weebs in our stream…!

My mask can’t break already!

“Hehe… hehehe! I was a little flustered, so my words slipped out. Let’s continue.”

[-Ugh, stop it already]
[-I think I’m going crazy, I think I’m going crazy, I think I’m going crazy, I think I’m going crazy]
[-Hey, you b*tch]
[-Please bring back the real Gangnani, ma’am]
[-F*ck]

Continuing to play League of Legends with the weeb-talk was surprisingly fun.

Especially the viewers’ reactions, begging me to stop, were incredibly delicious, should I say.

I guess I liked this kind of thing.

Anyway, as I was having fun playing League, the time to end the stream approached.

“The time of the end is drawing near… ah. I can stop now, right? Heheh… did you guys have fun today?”

[-‘I can stop now, right’ my ass lol]
[-It was fun]
[-I agree]
[-For real, today was the most fun]
[-Since it was fun, please stop with that weeb concept]

There were viewers being tsundere-like again, but most of the chats that came up said it was fun.

Today was a day where… a lot had changed.

The viewership hit 650, breaking my all-time peak.
At this rate, could I really achieve my goal of 1000 average viewers?

More importantly, there was something else.

I checked how much I had earned in donations today.

As soon as I saw it, my eyes went wide at the cumulative amount, which was on a completely different level than usual.

[Donation Amount: 345,000 won]

“Hyat…!”

I was so happy for a moment that I almost let out a sound that would have been picked up by the mic.

I earned almost 350,000 won in just one day.
Of course, receiving that 200,000 won at once was a big part of it, but… even excluding that, it’s 150,000 won. 150,000 won!

If I can consistently earn this much, I can live without worrying about my studio apartment rent.

And even buy the things I want!

So happy, so happy… uhehehe.

“But guys, you know what?”

[-?]
[-Whaddya mean]
[-?]
[-???]
[-What]
[-Why]

“That there’s still the final Simp Variation 3 left?”

[-There she goes again, f*ck lol]
[-Just hurry up and get lost lol]
[-Ugh, you b*tch]
[-Excited, excited, excited]
[-I’m out, cya]
[-Wow! I’m so excited (f*ck)]
[-This b*tch 100% just thought of a joke and is acting up again, for real lol]

“Huh? No, it’s not? I was saving it to decorate today’s finale.”

It wasn’t something I thought of on the spot.

I had really been thinking about using it for the finale today since yesterday.

So, what it is, is,

“I’ll be taking a break for a few days.”

The other special move I had prepared besides the map overlay was ‘taking a break.’

[-??]
[-What]
[-????]
[-What kind of bullsh*t is this, f*ck]
[-Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies]
[-Rest forever]
[-It’s a lie, right? lol]
[-This is WWE, this b*tch has never even taken a break for more than two days, what are you talking about lol]

At my statement, the chat room became a sea of question marks along with reactions of disbelief.

Ah, ah.

With this, the simp-farming is ‘complete’.