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Thanks to Enhen yielding on many points, I could introduce Enhen to Caspar without any hesitation.
“…It’s been a while. Brother Caspar.”
Enhen’s appearance, pushing her hair back and smiling shyly, was incredibly pretty.
Enough that if Enhen hadn’t given me a definite answer, I would have surely felt guarded unconsciously.
“…Yes. Right. Enhen.”
Caspar looked at Enhen with eyes filled with mixed emotions.
A gaze containing apology. Pride. And pity.
“Sorry. Before… I couldn’t believe you were actually captured by a devil. Just… thought Agathe had gone mad and made it up.”
“No. It’s not like you could have found me even if you searched. And. Thank you for taking care of Sister all this time. You managed to tame our ill-tempered sister.”
…’Tamed’? That sounds a bit off.
No. Well, it’s not that different either.
Caspar smiled wryly and shook his head.
“I didn’t do anything. Woke up one day, and she was like this. A bit… So it feels a bit strange. She’s much better now. At first, she only used polite language to me.”
Enhen’s eyes widened in surprise. Glancing at me with disbelief, Enhen muttered.
“Sister… Used polite language?”
“That’s what I’m saying. Anyway. Is it okay, being in the middle of a war? Our side already dealt with everything. Wondered if maybe it was your troops.”
Hearing that, Enhen laughed. As if hearing an amusing joke.
“Fufu. Yes. Brother, you wouldn’t know. In Hell, no devil cares about a few subordinates dying underneath. Including me. Besides, my succubi underlings were ordered beforehand to join the war later. Now they’ve completely pulled back.”
Partly due to traits disadvantageous in frontal combat. And partly Enhen’s maneuver after hearing news of me, to confront me directly.
“Mmm… Still, there were spies dispatched to other legions, so if you searched well, you might have found a few of my subordinates. Like that Heavenly Demon fellow who died by sister’s hand before.”
‘Somehow, seemed opposite in nature to the Great Demon that appeared later. Was it a mental-type demon?’
‘Well. Since that’s Mara.’
“…Th-That Heavenly Demon, completely annihilated by my hand. Is, is that okay?”
‘If I knew he was Enhen’s subordinate, should I have just sent him back unharmed?’
“Didn’t I say earlier? I don’t really care either. Anyway… Devil bastards are all the same. Disgusting maggots.”
Enhen’s cool voice contained some indescribable emotion.
“Enhen…”
“Ahat. Yes. My words came out a bit harsh. Wanted to act nice in front of sister or brother Caspar. Guess I can’t hide my true nature.”
Enhen seemed to be saying this.
‘I too, am a devil now. So… Don’t compare me to the past and get hurt unnecessarily.’
“Yes. I was originally this kind of person too. So no need to pity me.”
However. I absolutely could not agree with those words.
“…Don’t be like that. Enhen.”
She’s a kind sister. To the point where I think having such a kind person as my sister is truly the greatest blessing.
“Whatever kind of person you’ve become. We are family. Right?”
I looked at Caspar and gestured with my eyes. Caspar also nodded. Having just come from fighting on the battlefield, he was stained with demons’ blood.
Caspar would know better.
That the demons killed on the battlefield are fundamentally different from Enhen.
Though still a battle maniac, during the brief moments of clashing blades, he had changed into someone who discerned good from evil and punished only the wicked.
It wasn’t me gilding him because I was his lover; he was truly like a hero.
And such Caspar affirmed Enhen.
“Enhen. It’s really been a long time, but… You haven’t changed that much. You know it too. That your sister changed far more than you think you did. Just look at that b*tch-like body language…”
W-Wait a second.
Caspar. Isn’t that a bit too much?
“…Though sister became much more of a b*tch than expected. That doesn’t mean I haven’t changed.”
“E-Enhen. You too…”
Leaving me to blankly reflect on my conduct, Enhen and Caspar shared their reunion.
It felt strangely distant, somehow. And thus, more comfortable.
The sight of them completely giving up romantic feelings and treating each other just as family… objectively might be called pitiful.
But from my perspective, it was an extremely good sight.
Yes. This is a proper family.
I dismissed the suspicion that Enhen was planning to groom the baby in my belly.
The attitude she takes when talking with Caspar resembling that towards a father-in-law rather than a first love must also be a misunderstanding.
How kind a child Enhen is. There’s no way she’d do something like incest.
***
While Enhen and Caspar were talking, leaving some time, I briefly called my personal maid, Lilith.
Wondering if I could learn about succubus characteristics. Shouldn’t commit rudeness unknowingly.
“Ah. By any chance, did you know? That succubi are all proficient in mental-type abilities.”
“…What do you mean? I know, somewhat. You mean dreams and things like that, right?”
“Um. Well, information and communication fields are also entirely within this domain. As you know, this field hasn’t been around long on Earth… So our Mongma lineage has seized authority over those powers too. Like preemptively capturing a blue ocean, so to speak.”
So… Does that mean Enhen can hack too?
Seeing Doomguy has similar abilities, the range of the ability must be quite broad.
“You didn’t have such abilities though.”
Something. Something feels unsettling.
“Well, that’s because I’m a low-level demon… Still, didn’t I handle electronic devices quite well? My stream is doing well these days too. Maybe Agathe-nim doesn’t play games much…”
Though I didn’t know why, she seemed to want praise, so I roughly praised Lilith and ended the call. Leaving her excited voice behind, I broke into a cold sweat.
…The Association. They did the privacy protection program well, right?
I hastily took out my phone and searched for my dark history.
Just from fleeting thoughts, it was full of things that would cause huge trouble if Enhen or Caspar found them.
.
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.
Tap.
Okay. First, confirmed all the R-rated fanart is deleted… Next are the community posts.
I searched for ‘Agathe’ and skimmed through the results. The posts about ‘me’ I saw before were all gone, but those targeting the game character ‘Agathe’…
Yes.
…Still. Here.
Looking closely. All posts written by others were gone. Only the posts I wrote remained.
But what does deleting all posts by others matter? When I wrote almost 30% of the Agathe-related posts.
Feeling the horrific sensation of opening a bug-infested room, I clicked on a post I wrote in the past.
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[Agathe damn b*tch(211.251): F*cking son of a b*tch]
Barely beat Agathe phase 1, saw the cutscene, f*cking hell
Is there really a phase 2? Ah sh*t, she’s already dead right.
(In-game screenshot. Shows 4 magic bullets flying towards the shield-wielding protagonist.)
How do you dodge that f*cking magic bullet pattern?
At first I was like damn this is Soulslike, but f*ck this can’t be blocked by shield? Plus whose idea was it to make it pierce defense? I bet there’s a f*cking military otaku on the dev team.
Clearly set the specs like gun > sword lol gg, but f*ck why put this kind of boss in Soulslike but why the f*ck can’t I block with greatshield f*ck
(Image of a frog with red eyes holding a knife chasing)
(Large red text) Run back to drink potion, get shot. Use shield , still get shot. Raise sword to parry, homing missile comes at me. Try to drink potion, again get shot. Stand still, still get shot
Fuuuuuuck!
Pissed that her little sister died cuz she couldn’t feed her potion, she goes crazy whenever I drink potion, why this f*cking son of a b*tch targeting me like this
*
ㅇㅇ(39.7) : lololol f*cking gay shield destroying b*tch lololol
ㄴAgathe damn b*tch(211.251) : ㅗ (middle finger emoji)
AaGata : lol it’s funny seeing how much angrier you get towards the end
ㄴAgathe damn b*tch(211.251) : Ah so how do you beat it
ㄴAaGata : Magic bullet pattern you originally beat by drinking potions. Though she still shoots when you drink potion. This magic bullet counts as magic damage so wear magic defense armor not physical, Saint set with dark resistance is particularly good. Looking at your gear seems like you just rushed after beating the previous boss, then you can’t beat her even if you die and respawn.
ㄴAgathe damn b*tch(211.251) : thx thx. But f*ck is this right? This isn’t even an RPG, is it right that you structurally can’t beat a mandatory boss without specific gear?
ㄴAaGata : Dunno. Like you said, consensus is the devs went nuts making it. Why else would they say ‘flaw in the game’ lol in the official interview.
Baek Ryeong : Marksman of the Magic Bullet entrance lololol
ㅇㅇ(108.201) : Damn this is a newbie. How long has it been
ㄴㅇㅇ(108.201) : Seeing the greatshield seems like you gave up on romance, if you just want to clear, grab the crossbow dropped by Royal Knights. Give up defense and trade hits, she’s a squishy body that gets staggered, she’ll die before you do. Don’t get close, just watch the magic bullet pattern and beat her down, easy cheese.
ㄴAgathe damn b*tch(211.251) : Thank you teacher…
GuPyeonggyun : F*ck F*ck’s F*ck F*ck gate entrance lololol
ㄴㅇㅇ(39.7) : Only 3 normal characters left now…
ㄴGuPyeonggyun : Aha there are 3 *abnormal* characters left.
ㄴㅇㅇ(39.7) : Aha!
ㄴBaek Ryeong : Aha lol
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[AgatheAgabang : Been fighting Agathe for 3 hours…]
(Agathe Phase 2 Cutscene)
Died 4 times from falling trying to get Royal Knight, got pissed, just geared up armor and tried to beat Agathe…
But fighting her, Agathe seems quite hot?
Especially the cutscene transitioning to phase 2 is kinda hot. The way she screams every time Enhen dies, why why. Thanks to that, I never skip the cutscene diligently
*
AaGata : Hah… f*ck, Souls corrupted another person. You the newbie from earlier?
ㄴAgatheAgabang : Yep…
Baek Ryeong : If Agathe’s model was ugly she would’ve gotten 10x the hate probably… Concept art and model are really well done. But why the f*ck is your nickname like that
ㄴAgatheAgabang : Don’t slander our Agathe-nim… Saw some pics next door, she’s a kind and gentle person who cherishes her younger sister…
ㄴGuPyeonggyun : F*cking shield user average lololol
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Ah.
Did I… Did I write posts like this?
My head spun.
Quickly. Quickly, what should I do about this…
…What was the password?
Forgot.
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