Chapter 7: Returning Home to Ponder Objects, Clever Words Stir Anger

Su Buyu had meant to refuse.

But when the steaming dish arrived, he realized Shizuku Sakurai didn’t mean what he’d thought.

Maybe this world’s vibe had warped his mind, making him assume some weird gameplay.

Sigh, adult games mess you up! Pure GAL brain!

After finishing the meal, Su Buyu followed Shizuku Sakurai out of the diner.

Gotta say, the katsu-don was pretty good.

He heard the old lady chef spent half her life perfecting it, hoping her husband would praise her cooking when he returned, like when they first met.

Shizuku Sakurai also mentioned the chef was sixty-eight, her daughter around fifty-eight.

You could tell how much the old lady…

…Wait?

Something’s off.

Why’s the age gap between mother and daughter only a decade?

Uh… Su Buyu suddenly got where the old lady’s husband went.

Best not to dig into that.

After agreeing to Shizuku Sakurai’s request to head to school early tomorrow, Su Buyu followed the system’s route to his unfamiliar home.

A quiet apartment in a sparsely populated area.

Per the system, he was an orphan, a new transfer student of one week, a nobody at school.

Cliché, but Su Buyu had to admit it was convenient.

He touched the door lock, fingerprint scanner clicking open.

Scanning his apartment, he sniffed—no distinct smells.

The eighth-floor breeze was gentle, the open balcony window carrying the soft night and the scent of leaves inside.

Slipping on slippers, Su Buyu entered, the faint sound of a woman’s moans slipping into his ears, stirring irritation.

That kind of noise only sounded good when you were in the mood.

Too bad he wasn’t.

But Su Buyu adapted fast.

Having witnessed the drill whirlwind, he’d built some resistance to this world’s sounds, unbothered.

Opening the fridge, the red-and-black cola can was still his favorite.

Popping the tab, gulping it down, he exhaled, leaning back on the sofa, summoning the system in his mind.

“System, open the task panel.”

[Target: Shizuku Sakurai]

[Traits: Delinquent girl, straightforward, carefree]

[Corruption Risk: 71%]

[Affection: ??? (Visible after clearing corruption risk)]

[Lustful Defiled Gods Attraction: 0 (Safe)]

“Hm? Seems the Lustful Defiled Gods are safer than in the game?”

[Wrong. Lustful Defiled Gods attraction is only 0 or 1. Don’t get your hopes up, Master.]

[You have one lottery draw. Confirm draw?]

“…Can I see what’s in it first?”

Words flashed before his eyes.

Su Buyu looked closer, barely holding it together.

Normal systems give OP abilities, right?

Like body enhancement, strength boosts, or faster thinking.

But his system?

Hypnosis techniques, aphrodisiac potions, 3D chicken devices?

“Haha, system, hold off on the draw. I’ve got a question.”

[Got it, Master! There are nine more awesome abilities!]

[Like Lust Wave Punch, Lewd Battle Aura, Quick Draw “Gun,” One Pillar Skyward, Star Rain Engine, Higgs Force…]

Su Buyu couldn’t help but laugh.

Honestly, hearing those “awesome” abilities made him want to skip the draw.

But after some thought, he placed his finger on the draw button, pressing it.

No draw?

No way.

All he had was “One Carrot, One Hole,” and its limits were strict.

Usable three times in ten seconds, the “carrot” had to fit the “hole.”

If he hadn’t gotten creative with nearby props to beat Hideo Saiki, he’d have been in deep sh*t.

Luck beat Hideo Saiki this time, but next time? How would he handle it?

Do it again?

No, they’d be ready.

He needed to get stronger to face Hideo Saiki or tougher enemies later.

Plus, what if he got something unexpectedly useful? It could make things easier.

Su Buyu watched the words scroll, stopping at…

[Ta-da! Congratulations, Master, you got “Super Perception Potion”!]

[Description: Milky white, sweet-tasting, a drink ninjas sip when bored!]

[Details: Apply to skin or disperse in air. After ten seconds, induces a mild aroused state, amplifying all senses several times.]

[Limit: One bottle (100ml) per week.]

…Hahaha.

Hilarious.

Su Buyu stared at the potion, giving a bitter smile.

It wasn’t useless, but… in his hands? Kinda awkward.

He wasn’t some hentai protagonist!

Couldn’t he get something more practical?

Leaning back on the sofa, exhaling heavily, he tried to calm down.

Knock, knock, knock—

The door sounded at the wrong time.

Su Buyu glanced at the clock—eight PM.

Outside, the night was quiet, the streets silent, even the earlier woman’s moans gone, leaving only the knocking.

Who’d visit this late?

Knock, knock, knock—

The sound came again.

He approached the door, peering through the peephole, seeing only a figure in a black coat.

The dark hallway, with its poorly timed lights out, made it hard to see.

The figure’s face hid under a wide hood, obscuring age.

But the voice gave away their gender.

“Little brother, such a lonely night—bored all alone? Want big sis to keep you company, chase away your worries?”

The woman’s voice dripped with tease.

Su Buyu didn’t respond. She continued.

“Sis has been watching you a while. Such a big place, just you—don’t you feel lonely? Don’t worry, open the door, and all your troubles will vanish. Afterward, you can cuddle in my arms, seeking warmth. I’ll embrace all of you.”

She slowly opened her coat, revealing a pink outfit.

Black leather straps wound around her chest and waist, exposing swathes of bronze skin.

A leg garter held a red-green latex bag, dripping yellowish mucus, reeking of placenta, staining her thighs, glinting sickly sweet under the sudden light.

“How’s that?”

Her lipstick, an ill-fitting green, glowed like neon ads.

She thrust her chest forward, staring at the peephole, her suggestive words dripping like cotton candy through the thick door.

But Su Buyu’s gulp of cola was loud, the fizzy sting rolling down his throat, ruthlessly crushing her sultry tone.

“Nah, your vibe’s kinda pig-like. I’m not inviting my bros to stay there.”

He burped, unbothered.

But the woman’s furious roar burst through the door.

“…Huh? What’d you say?! Say it again if you dare!”