Chapter 6: Hiring a Housekeeper(Slave)

Hiring a housekeeper (s*ave) is a big deal.

I really hate doing housework.

Since I have a lot of money, I used to buy nice machines and live comfortably, but now that’s annoying.

There are many things that can’t be done without human hands, so it couldn’t be helped.

Well, if I’ve been doing this for hundreds of years, I’ve done it well.

I don’t hesitate to spend money on fandom, but I somehow feel uncomfortable spending money on other things.

So I decided to hire a housekeeper.

“Hello! I’m…!”

“I’m ugly. I’m out.”

“Eeeeek?!”

The interview started off miserable from the start.

“Hello! I’m!”

“Why is a man here? I’m out.”

The job posting was ordinary.

Maybe because the amount was higher than other places, there were a lot of applicants.

“Hello! I’ve been doing housework for decades…!”

“I’m old. I’m out.”

Seriously, what should I say?

It’s hard to find the talent I want.

Maybe because they’re housekeepers, most of the applicants were old women.

No, I’m an elf who’s hundreds of years old compared to humans, so I’m on the older side.

At the very least, regardless of age, I’d like it if they looked like they were in their 20s or 30s.

Doesn’t every nerd have that kind of fantasy?

An android (a pretty girl) who was humanity’s ultimate combat weapon, wearing a maid outfit, coming to work as a housekeeper.

The strongest assassin (a pretty girl) in humanity quitting her job and becoming a maid housekeeper.

“Kururung, hello…”

“No! I’m not a furry!! I’m out!!”

But it’s all like this.

It’s as if a transcendent being is teasing me right now.

“Damn it! I just dreamed of being a super pretty housekeeper! Is that hard?!”

Furthermore, this is modern fantasy.

Since there are so many different races, there must be many races with superior appearances.

Just take succubi for example.

There was one thing I overlooked here.

That’s the fact that there are also many ugly races.

And the time for the last interviewer to come in.

When the bell rang and I went outside, a small and delicate girl standing outside the front door was looking at me with sparkling eyes.

“Hey, I came here because they’re looking for a housekeeper.”

Hmm… No matter how I looked at her, she looked like a kid, but since there are many people like me who can’t tell their age by their appearance, I let her in anyway.

I went into the living room and sat on the sofa, and the interview began as I sat down across from her.

I lightly scanned her overall.

Hmm, even if she wasn’t a plump beauty, she was definitely a pretty girl with a slim figure.

For now, her looks were good.

I could easily be a loli.

“What’s your name?”

“Oh, here’s your resume….”

“No need, just answer the questions. Your name.”

“My name is Yog Salterion.”

Hmm? Yog Salterion?

I’ve heard that name somewhere.

“What did you do before?”

“I used to be a demon lord.”

Oh, that’s right.

Yog Salterion.

I think he was the 14th Demon King who tried to invade Earth through the Gate, but was defeated miserably by the Hunters and disappeared.

Now, time has passed so much that humans and other races live together naturally, so he has long been forgotten.

“Oh, you were the Demon King? You were the 14th Demon King, right?”

“Yes, you were the Demon King.”

“I thought it was a long time since you were defeated as the Demon King, but what have you been doing up until now…?”

By the way, this is a story from 500 years ago, before I even rode the Continental Coin Jonver.

“Uh, preparing for a re-invasion of humanity….”

“Oh, I see. But why did you end up working as a housekeeper? I think you should just keep preparing for an invasion of humanity.”

“That’s… I realized it. This world is already a place where different races live together in harmony, so what difference would it make if I started to rampage now? The reason I invaded humanity in the first place was to unite all races and create a peaceful world.”

Ah, indeed.

Since his goal had already been achieved, he had no reason to remain as the Demon King any longer.

“I see. First of all, as you saw, your salary is 4 million won per month. It will be deposited on the 10th of every month.”

“That, it’s more than other people. Is there a reason?”

“You’ll have to do other jobs besides housekeeping. Do you have a driver’s license by any chance?”

“Yes.”

“Do you have a car?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Then you can be my chauffeur too. That’s great. I’ll give you a raise to 4.5 million won.”

“Um… Really?! You’ll give me more than the basic salary?!”

“Of course, in return. I’d like you to never mention what happened here outside.”

“Of course!”

“Do you plan on staying at the same place while working?”

“No, I have my own accommodation. Can I just commute?”

“Well, that doesn’t matter. I’m just providing a place to live for your convenience.”

“Thank you.”

“Then, can you start working right away?”

“Of course!

What should we start with?”

First, I took her to my room.

I opened the closed door wide and showed it to her.

“…”

Yog’s expression hardened.

***

The 14th Demon King.

Yog Salterion.

She had a reputation in the past, but after being defeated by the Hunters, she was dethroned and disappeared.

She had been trying to gather strength while plotting her own invasion for a long time, but time had long since changed to the world she had dreamed of.

Feeling empty, she put everything down and blended into this world as an ordinary person.

However, it was not easy to settle into a new job.

“Ug, I’m sorry.”

She made a lot of mistakes because she was doing things she didn’t usually do.

“Ugug…! I’m sorry! I’ll pay you back!”

It was really difficult for a Demon King to blend into society.

[Housekeeper Recruitment]

“This is the end. If this doesn’t work out, I…”

That’s how she found the mansion on the hill.

The mansion standing alone on the high hill had an overwhelming presence and had always been there for a long time.

The citizens said that an elf lived there, and that the elf was so pretty.

“A pretty and slim elf in this day and age. That’s ridiculous.”

It was harder to believe than a ghost, but since they were offering a high salary here, there was no reason not to go.

The elf woman who appeared in front of her as she went to the mansion.

“Who are you?”

“…”

The moment he saw the elf before his eyes, the Demon King Yog was speechless.

Her golden hair was loose but beautifully flowing.

Her sparkling blue eyes were looking at her without any emotion, and her pale skin and voluptuous body were so captivating that even other women could catch their eyes.

He had seen many succubi in the past, but she had a body that was as beautiful as that… no, even more so.

‘A slender and pretty elf actually existed…!’

A fantasy elf that he had only seen in subcultures.

Yog, who had literally seen a legendary being before his eyes, decided that he absolutely had to work here.

After that, he passed safely, but…

“First, I want you to clean this place.”

The moment the door opened, which was supposed to be a room.

“Ugh…”

The room was a complete mess, a garbage dump that was hard to believe was spread out before his eyes.

The living room was also quite messy.

The room where she spent most of her time was literally hell itself.

“It’s like watching a battlefield.”

“Isn’t it a bit much?

Well, I’ll ask you something.

I have something to do.”

The elf said and sat down in front of the computer.

Then she turned on the broadcast on another monitor and started editing.

Tata datada datada!!

The speed of her work was really amazing.

She edited with fancy hand movements and simultaneously sent support chats to the broadcast.

‘Wow, that’s how a person can move.’

Although it took a long time, Yog wiped the sweat from his forehead and sighed after cleaning the room.

It felt like several hours had passed, but the elf girl was still sitting in front of the computer and moving her hands without stopping.

“Excuse me, Elf. I’m done cleaning.”

-Tata datada dat!

“What about the living room?”

“I’m done with the living room too. I cleaned everything in the house while I was at it.”

“I see.”

“It’s almost time to leave work, so I’m going to leave work now…”

“Sit next to me.”

“Yes?”

“Sit next to me.”

Yog’s gaze turned to the seat next to him, doubting whether that was true.

There, as if it were a given, a set of computers was clearly placed there.

“Th, over there…”

No matter what, Yog, who had always hated overtime work, was about to refuse.

At that moment, the elf’s eyes sparkled and said, “I’ll pay you 2.5 times the average hourly wage for the overtime work.”

“What should I do?”

Yog sat down in front of the computer without hesitation.

“You know how to use a computer, right?”

“Oh, I’m good at it! Just tell me whatever you want!”

“Okay. I’ll extract the video source and give it to you, but can you help me edit it?”

“Hey, you upload videos to your channel too?”

“Yes, I’m using the clipper. I was short on hands, so this is good.”

At this point, Yog stopped his hands.

Well, the high salary is good.

Of course, there is additional work, and the overtime is paid 2.5 times, so I have no complaints.

However, no matter what, this is not too much work.

“I’ll give you an additional 500,000 won.”

By the way, if you recruit an additional editor, you have to pay that person an additional 200.

Depending on the person’s skills, you may have to pay a larger amount.

In the end, this means that Yog’s salary will be paid an additional 200.

However, what if the elf adds only 500,000 won to Yog?

This is a huge gain because it will allow him to see a greater salary effect.

Driver + housekeeper + editor + etc.

It means that it can be solved at once with just 5 million won + a.

Not only will you not complain about the low salary, but you will also not have to manage a lot of people for no reason.

Yog, whose head was cracked at the thought of changing the first digit of his salary, shouted loudly with bright eyes.

“Of course I should!”

At this time, the elf smiled while looking at the monitor.

‘Hehe, just like planned…’

In the end, Yog couldn’t go home that day and had to stay at the mansion.

***

Title: Hey, what’s with the strawberry squeak squeak work speed?

Crazy, is it true that more than 10 videos are uploaded a day?

-What the heck, this kid is really crazy

-No, how can he do that while watching all the broadcasts?

-Normally, the quality should drop with that amount of work, but that’s not the case at all.

-This is crazy. Did he get a ton of subscribers just now because of the algorithm?

-Didn’t he get 500,000 subscribers in no time?

-No, how can a clipper have that many subscribers?

Title: Seriously, are you possessed by some god, Strawberry Squeak?

He got 350,000 subscribers.

This is crazy fast.

-Rather, there are more subscribers than VTubers who upload clips.

If VTubers upload videos related to Strawberry Peach Peach, then I think that says it all.

Reverse import is so sweet.

-Wow, but how many VTubers have Strawberry Peach Peach pierced their subscriber blood?

Other VTubers are also attracted to Strawberry Peach Peach videos and their subscriber counts are going up.

Strawberry Peach Peach, he is a god.

The only god =

Today again, the community was abuzz with stories about Strawberry Peach Peach.