Chapter 13: There’s No Such Thing as a Friendship That Won’t Capsize

Liu Yuyun slept very poorly that night.

The hut looked quite luxurious and spacious from the outside, but in reality it was just a mud house of about five square meters. It was filled with dry firewood and water containers, and there was also an adult woman and an underage girl inside.

From this perspective, the cabin isn’t that big.

Although Mei and Jizi didn’t mind him sleeping in the same bed, Liu Yuyun, who was upset by his teacher’s gift before going up the mountain, was not at all impressed.

He was already 14 years old. According to him, he was already helping with housework and was no longer a child, so there had to be a distinction between boys and girls. Then he stubbornly ran to the wall outside the house and squatted there all night.

Waking up this morning was quite difficult. It was the first time he had ever felt how heavy his eyelids were. His neck was also very painful and his back was very stiff.

He didn’t want to wake up, but the fire in the room had gone out, and the wall behind him was no longer warm. Add to that the cool breeze from the morning woods that kept slapping him in the face with its low temperature, and the slightly glaring sunlight that shone directly on his face. He had no choice but to wake up from this double blow from nature and stand up to stretch his body.

During this time, he looked at the environment inside the house, which was quite as he expected.

Mei, whose sleeping posture was so honest that it was impossible to exaggerate, was almost squeezed into the wall by Himeko, who was lying on her back with her arms and legs spread out like a human spider. He saw it very clearly.

Go find breakfast, then wake them up and go find the teacher together.

Thinking this way, Liu Yuyun had just walked less than thirty meters in one direction when he saw another person walking out of the woods.

The man was wearing sand-colored hiking boots, shorts, and a coat. His medium-length hair was tied back with a tree rope. His beard, which hadn’t been trimmed for a week or two, was very messy and covered his face, obscuring the handsomeness it should have had.

“old……”

Liu Yuyun was about to call him, but Yao Bingling had already noticed her and put his finger on his lips to ask her to keep quiet.

Then he tilted his head slightly towards Liu Yuyun, and only then did Liu Yuyun see that there was someone behind the teacher, a silver-haired foreign girl who was sleeping like a dead pig.

“Kiana?! Did you really pick her up, teacher?”

Liu Yuyun tiptoed up to Yao Bingling and looked at Kiana who was sleeping soundly, with an expression of “I knew it” on her face.

“I fell into a sinkhole trap from last year. Luckily, I took a look on a whim.”

“…Oh my god, this is exciting. Is Kiana-sister okay?”

Liu Yuyun knew about the pit trap. It was so ruthless that anyone who fell into it would surely die! Although he saw Kiana was here, he couldn’t help but feel worried.

“It’s okay, this girl has a strong skin, just her legs and arms are bruised.”

“Wow, teacher, you actually used that description. How much do you hate Kiana?”

“You know, I have no patience or expectations for idiots.”

“…You’re devaluing a young girl in her prime, even from the very foundation of her existence. Doesn’t your conscience hurt?”

“Am I being so biased?”

“Teacher, don’t you have any self-awareness?”

“…Maybe her attitude and way remind me of her bastard dad.”

“Sister Kiana’s father?” Liu Yuyun lowered his head, stroking his chin, and thought for a few seconds before immediately answering, “Is that the old pervert you keep talking about, the one who almost attacked your sister?”

“Eh? Did I call him an old pervert? I have no impression of that at all. Are you talking nonsense? By the way, how do you know who her father is?”

“I’m just guessing, of course, mainly because Kiana-sister also has white hair. Although I’ve never met Kiana-sister’s father in person, don’t you always curse him when you’re drunk? Something like a white-haired dog.”

“What a coincidence! You actually guessed it right. Wait, I don’t think I ever called that guy an old pervert, right?”

Yao Bingling expressed denial, negation and rejection.

“No, teacher, you used the words ‘that damned bastard, the human stud, the dead eunuch, the white-haired s*x maniac. The white-haired Tai Ritian.’ I tactfully folded it up, and ‘old pervert’ is probably the most appropriate.”

Liu Yuyun expressed certainty, certainty and affirmation.

“…Then let’s compare it again. Baimao Tairitian is not bad.”

“OK.”

It seems that a consensus has been reached (handshake)jpg.

“But why are you here?”

This is the real problem. It is true that today is Saturday and the weekend is over, but that is not the reason why this little kid who should be sleeping in at home appears here.

“Does your grandma know you came to see me?”

“I left her a note outside your house. If she saw it, she should be leisurely drinking tea and directing Grandpa to do farm work in the fields.”

After hearing this, Yao Bingling covered his head helplessly. The reality that had been hitting him continuously since last night did not seem to let him go after one day. He could even imagine how the child’s grandparents would treat him after he returned.

He sighed, as if he had been working in a dark mine all day, his strength drained away by just a few words. “Please spare me,” he said.

“I think the teacher who stuffed those books into his students’ pockets as gifts really needs to clean up his act.”

“Oh, you got it? How is it?”

“That’s a drug that harms young people, an antisocial substance, and shouldn’t be…”

Before Liu Yuyun could finish her words, Yao Bingling slapped her on the head: “Bullshit, tell the truth.”

“…I don’t like big breasts, are there any with nice buttocks?”

“I’ll have someone bring you a few copies later.”

Yao Bingling pulled Kiana back up, her hands free from the blow he had just given her. He had to cross his arms behind his back to keep Kiana from getting hurt.

The downside of doing this is that his arm bones will be under considerable pressure. This guy eats a lot, and just because he doesn’t gain weight doesn’t mean the mass of the food he eats will disappear. The whole wild boar she ate last night (someone woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and saw her stealing some) is still in her body.

“Who’s in that room?”

After walking a distance with Liu Yuyun, Yao Bingling asked this.

He knew that Kiana did not come alone, but Kiana did not tell him who her teammates were last night. After Yao Bingling knew the identity of this child, he began to pay less attention to those who came with her.

But now that they were about to meet, he needed to get some information about the impression so that his situation would be more favorable.

“Huh? Didn’t I tell you, teacher, there’s a big-breasted alien and a beautiful older sister?”

“This isn’t personnel information. Tell me about her appearance. At least let me know what that beautiful older sister looks like.”

A rare, mischievous smile of ill intent appeared on Yao Bingling’s face. He knew very well that this student, due to his upbringing, had a very discerning eye and taste for beauty, so he had taken a slight interest in the so-called beautiful older sister… Of course, the more noticeable thing was the slight wandering gaze and tongue-tiedness of the child when he mentioned her.

How could Yao Bingling not understand this obvious expression!?

“Gu~ She looks like the type of Yamato Nadeshiko you mentioned, Sensei. She looks like a doll.”

“Yamato Nadeshiko puppet, are you sure you’re talking about a human, and not a Japanese horror doll?”

“I’m not your teacher, who looks like he’s seen countless women.”

“Hold on, you little brat, do you have any complaints about me? Your teacher is a single person whose life is filled with fragrance. He’s not one of those deadbeats who deserve to be burned at the stake on the street.”

“Wow! So why are you acting like you’ve been drinking so much? I look like I’ve slept with more women than I’ve eaten. I thought you were a black-haired Thai-Japanese too!”

“You’re looking for a beating, you little brat!”

Yao Bingling suddenly roared. He was really offended by his student. However, it seemed that this was also the fault of his own failure in education.

“Woo~~” Kiana on Yao Bingling’s back suddenly made a confused mumbling in her sleep, which instantly cooled down Yao Bingling who wanted to beat someone up. After shaking his head in annoyance, he asked a little irritably.

“What about the other one?”

“rua~~~~”

What’s with this apparent disgust?

“It’s an auntie. About 27 or 28 years old. She’s a big-breasted youkai with super-dazzling breasts, but she’s an absolute beauty, with gorgeous red hair. Hey, come to think of it, this should be your cup of tea, after all, big breasts… Hey, teacher, why did you stop?”

Liu Yuyun looked back, only to find his teacher standing there in a daze, standing there as straight as the tree trunk he usually used as a fixed point.

But just being there wouldn’t be a big deal. The problem was his expression… Liu Yuyun had only seen this expression on Yao Bingling’s face once in all these years.

Well, it was about two years ago when my grandfather fell into a trap he set in the village after he got drunk.

He was just like he is now, standing in one place with his lips pursed tightly and a pale face, his eyes wide open and cold sweat dripping down his face, as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of ghosts knocking on his door.

[No, that’s not the case. After all, that guy has nothing to do with big breasts.]

“Well, Yuyun, what’s her name? The one with red hair?”

“Wow~ Teacher, you really are into this.” Liu Yuyun retreated several meters in disgust and then said, “Wulianta Jizi, she seemed to say that she was also your student, and my senior. As expected, that girl is a liar, right?”

“…Yuyun, come here, I have a task for you. Take this idiot back to them, and then, no matter what excuse or method you use, get them out of here.”

“Teacher, why are you suddenly throwing the blame? Wow, it’s so heavy! Is this guy really a girl?”

“I strongly doubt this, but remember this: I’m going to be gone for a while. Don’t let them come looking for me. If you can’t stop them, don’t…”

“Don’t help them. Even if you do, it will only make things worse. I understand. I understand.”

This teacher and student pair always reach a consistent consensus in some inexplicable places, probably because they have similar tastes and interests.

“Okay, see you later…”

“Well, although I think you are right, I feel very sorry for you on this point.”

“ha?”

After saying this, Liu Yuyun suddenly made a face full of pain and sorrow. He almost immediately burst into tears and said, wiping away tears: “Teacher, didn’t you always tell me that there is nothing in the world that can’t be solved by interests? If there is, it must be because the interests are not enough. Then you gave the mayor two bottles of wine to ask him to help you with the annual household registration problem?”

“What are you talking about?” Intellectually, Yao Bingling felt something was wrong, especially when he saw that the boy’s other hand was trying hard to pinch the flesh around his waist.

“I’ve always believed that nothing would make me betray my teacher, but, but, but…but Mei-nee said that if I help them hold you back, she’ll give me the latest game console. So, sorry, teacher, if you have anything, please tell me. (sticking out tongue and making a face~)”

“You betrayed me, little brat!”

After learning that he had been tricked by a student he trusted, Yao Bingling turned around abruptly, wanting to escape the trap immediately. However, the moment he turned around, he involuntarily stopped.

Because the trap has been closed.

Yes, he fell into the trap as soon as he appeared here, and the time Liu Yuyun held him back was enough for the hunters who realized that the trap had yielded something to come. Yes, the hunters had already arrived.

The red-haired figure was standing not far from him. She had her hands on her hips and looked down at Yao Bingling, looking down at him arrogantly like a queen looking at her servant.

Her muscles were also contracting at the same time, which ensured that no matter where Yao Bingling tried to escape, she would intercept him immediately.

Wuliangta Jizi, she is both the hunter and the lid of the trap itself!

“It’s been eleven years, instructor.”