Chapter 30: Guild

After ending the broadcast, I waited for 60 seconds to pass.

Just then, Haim opened the broadcast booth door.

“Mom says it’s time to eat.”

“Tell her I’ll eat later. I’m broadcasting now.”

I had to turn on the broadcast in 1 minute, so there was no time to eat…

“Mom made stewed beef and sausage stir-fry, the kind Older Brother likes?”

Thump!

At those words, I immediately got up from the chair.

Stewed beef and sausage stir-fry, I can’t resist those!

Going to the living room, delicious-looking stewed beef and sausage stir-fry were waiting for me.

As expected, her cooking skills are definitely commendable.

I quickly sat at the table and enjoyed the side dishes Mrs. Kim made.

“Did you finish the continuous clear?”

“Yeah, I finished it safely.”

It was physically and mentally difficult, but it was worth it.

“By the way, are you planning to take the high school equivalency exam? The application deadline is approaching.”

“Don’t worry. I’ve already submitted the application.”

I submitted the application long ago.

Whether I could pass was uncertain, though.

“Will you be able to do well? Should I send you to a cram school?”

“Cram school? No thanks.”

Attending a cram school once was enough.

I didn’t want to go twice.

“It’s a waste of money. Anyway, I’m going to go wash now.”

After finishing dinner, I got up from the table and went straight to the bathroom.

After roughly drying my hair with a towel, I turned on the broadcast again.

-You F*cking bich!!!!

-Do you think this is fun?

-I

-Will

-If you don’t reveal the fandom name quickly, you’ll die.

-I

-Will

“Aw, do you think I turned off the broadcast to make you all have fun?”

Of course, I turned off the broadcast on purpose to annoy the viewers.

Sometimes the viewers seemed to forget who was the superior and who was the inferior.

Except when they throw 1,000 won punches.

“Castration Squad, listen carefully. Sometimes you guys seem to forget who the superior is.”

-Castration Squad?

-No way, is that the fandom name?

-Who do you think you are?!

-You slut, who are you calling eunuchs?!

“Of course, I’ll give it whatever name I want.”

For the viewers who keep trying to brand me as a slut, I need to definitely castrate them this time.

“Everyone, how much do you think my monthly donation income is?”

-Why are you asking that all of a sudden?

-How should we know?

-Change the fandom name while you’re being nice about it.

“It’s 1.8 million won.”

-??

-????

Countless question marks appeared.

The average number of viewers in my channel is over a thousand.

But the monthly income is 1.8 million won, which means that everyone except the Chairman only throws 1,000 won punches.

It was significantly less than the income I earn from PK.

Well, it’s partly my fault for having short broadcast times, but there were no days off.

“You only throw 1,000 won punches, and you want a lot, huh?”

– Sorry…

-That’s really low…

-It’s less than mine as a convenience store worker.

“Well, you can shoot 1,000 won punches. I don’t mean to ask for money.”

I broadcast to avoid being nagged by Mrs. Kim, not because of money.

I also want to play the games the viewers want if possible, but there are times when I don’t agree with the viewers’ opinions.

-Sorry…

-I don’t have money…

“Alright, if you understand, that’s enough. So there are no more complaints about the fandom name, right?”

-I really have nothing to say.

-Do I have to be castrated…

It seemed my persuasion worked; everyone started accepting the name Castration Squad.

“Alright, then shall we enjoy some PK for a change?”

For this moment, I accessed the game with the VR equipment I bought using Mrs. Kim’s card.

As soon as I logged in, a medieval village unfolded before my eyes, and there were various NPCs and users.

As a test, I walked around the village.

‘Wow, it looks so real…’

I couldn’t help but marvel at the new technology for implementing it so realistically.

[ㅇㅇ님 sponsored 1000 won!]

What? Aren’t you turning on the game?

‘Ah, I forgot to connect it to the computer.’

What the viewers are seeing now must be the broadcast screen.

I should quickly connect the computer and the chat window.

[What? Is it a bug?]

[It’s connected!]

[It’s up!]

The chat window and VR equipment were successfully connected, and as a test, I asked the viewers a question.

“Everyone, is there anything different about me?”

-???

-Suddenly? That’s surprising.

-Ah, I’m getting PTSD 

[ㅇㅇ님 sponsored 1000 won]

Your character customization is prettier.

-That’s right LOLㅋㅋㅋ

-It’s prettier LOLㅋㅋ

-Is the person who donated a genius?

“No, not that kind of thing!”

I waited for an answer, but no answer came for 5 minutes.

A sigh came out involuntarily.

“I logged in with VR equipment. Can’t you tell?!”

-How would we know that LOLㅋㅋㅋ

-Make it a little easier.

-Why is the question so difficult?

But all I got were protests about how they were supposed to know that.

“This is why you guys don’t have girlfriends!”

-Sudden attack?

-Stop the fact-bomb…!

-What’s the point if you made the question F*cking difficult?

-How do you know I don’t have a girlfriend!!!

Ignoring the viewers who were raging at the fact-bomb, I continued the broadcast.

“I bought this after much consideration this time, how is it?”

This is the latest VR equipment I bought, even preparing to be nagged by Mrs. Kim for 3 hours.

“With this, I can PK even more, right?”

Since VR is easier to operate than keyboard and mouse, I’ll be able to PK more users.

-All this guy thinks about is PK LOLㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-We’re sorry we couldn’t give you much money ㅜㅜ

-Aren’t you tired of PK?

“Aw, how could I get tired of it?”

It’s always fun to take away the opponent’s cherished items through PK.

There was nothing more exhilarating than crushing the opponent with overwhelming control.

But most of all, what’s enjoyable is their despair.

Taking away an item they barely obtained and the despair they feel, that is also the driving force behind my PK.

“Alright, then let’s start a healthy PK broadcast after a long time!”

***

It’s been 3 hours since I started PK, and I threw away my staff.

“F*ck! Why aren’t items dropping like this?!”

-LOLㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-No way LOLㅋㅋㅋ

-Because of you, people these days are doing PK and putting everything in storage.

According to the viewers, people who are imitating me are rampant these days.

Those F*ckers!

The PK scene is ruined while I’m gone?!

“But this is too much!”

I PKed over 300 users, but no high-end items dropped, only useless trash items came out.

“Wait a minute…? Isn’t this a bug?”

-Don’t force it LOL 

-No way it’s a bug

This isn’t going to work.

I should write a complaint email.

I went into the game’s mail window.

-What are you doing now LOLㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Writing an email?

“No matter how much I think about it, it doesn’t make sense!”

The email I wrote is like this.

Pleased to meet you.

I am a user who is enjoying playing Last Magic.

The reason I am sending an email for the first time this time is that there seems to be a problem with the PK scene lately.

No matter how much I PK, good items don’t drop.

Of course, I fully understand that the reason for this is that there are more people doing PK these days.

So everyone puts important items in storage, causing users like me to suffer.

To solve this, it would be good to remove the concept of storage or adjust the drop rate of items.

And I would like to briefly share my opinion on the balance of the mage class.

Currently, the mage class is suffering the most among all the classes in Last Magic.

To give one example… (omitted)… Therefore, I wish for buffs for the mage class.

Having explained this much, I will end my message hoping my sincerity is conveyed.

-Sincerely, Gochu Wang Lee Haim

I pressed enter and sent the 5700-character-long complaint email.

I’ve said this much, so they’ll understand.

If they don’t understand, they’re idiots.

-There’s no logic in the email content LOLㅋㅋㅋ

-This is the first time I’ve seen someone write an email like this LOLㅋㅋㅋ

-Why did you write your name?

“You never know. Maybe I’ll become a Last Magic partner later.”

Last Magic selects partners from among renowned streamers.

I’ve only been broadcasting for a month and a half, but you never know.

Maybe Kuzu will give me a partner contract if I become a renowned streamer later.

-So are you going to keep doing PK?

“No. I’m giving up for today.”

-F*ck, it’s finally over.

-She did do PK for a long time LOLㅋㅋㅋ

-Because of you, the field has become a PK zone, so take responsibility 

“Why is that my responsibility?”

Let’s be clear.

Is it my fault for doing PK, or is it the fault of the people who follow suit?

[‘Noah’ has logged into the game.]

“……?”

Suddenly, the Paladin guy logged into the game.

Shall I talk to him for a while?

I teleported to where the Paladin was.

“Hiya!”

[Ah, yes.]

“Tsk, what kind of reaction is that?”

[……?]

I went to the trouble of turning on my microphone and talking to him, and all he says is ‘Ah, yes’?

Isn’t his reaction too boring?

‘Shall I ask this person too?’

I turned around in a circle and showed off to the Paladin.

“Is there anything different about me today?”

-Yes?]

-This guy is flustered LOLㅋㅋ

-F*cking funny LOLㅋㅋㅋ

The viewers couldn’t get it even when I spoon-fed them, but what about our Paladin-ssi?

[…You’ve logged in with VR equipment.]

“Oh, you noticed?”

“Yes, your motion has become a little more natural.”

He noticed what the viewers couldn’t get right away, his sense was good.

“Everyone, watch and learn a little.”

-It’s strange that he noticed.

-How would you know that…?

As expected of the Paladin.

He clearly has a girlfriend.

“But what is Rona doing right now?”

The Paladin frowned.

Why is he doing that?

[How would I know that?]

“Hey, weren’t you a viewer of Rona’s channel?”

[I watch your broadcast.]

“……!”

He watches my broadcast?

-???

-I didn’t know this?

-Was the Paladin also a Castration Squad member?

The viewers also seemed flustered.

“No, but, didn’t you participate in the viewer event before?”

[That was just me coming in for the viewer event title, and I succeeded by chance.]

“…….”

I was speechless.

I didn’t expect the Paladin to watch my broadcast.

[I sometimes listen while I’m working. It’s good for listening to as a radio.]

“…Well, thank you.”

Apart from that, it was a grateful thing that he watched my broadcast.

But it’s unfortunate.

He sounds young when you hear his voice, but to be castrated.

[Hey! What are you doing there?]

“……?”

Someone was coming from afar.

Looking closely, it was the Brawler who had been the raid leader before.

[Oh, Ms. Chu Wang is here too?]

“Ah, yes. It’s been a while.”

It was a shame that we parted badly because of that rogue guy, but to meet him here.

[Hey, did you tell her that?]

[Ugh, do I really have to tell her that?]

‘That?’

Suddenly, the Brawler and the Paladin were having a conversation I didn’t understand.

What were they talking about?

[Hmph, never mind. I’ll tell her.]

“……?”

What is he going to say?

The Brawler looked at me with a kind smile.

[Ms. Chu Wang, would you like to join our guild?]