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Chapter 43: Is this a good character?

As always, it was time for another fun broadcast.

The moment I started my stream, viewers poured in, eagerly waiting, filling the chat with messages.

After confirming that all the settings were in place, I switched the screen and made my grand entrance.


“Welcome, everyone. I grant you the honor of an audience with me.”


– Long live the Queen! ㅋㅋ
– Today as well, Her Majesty is absolutely stunning… haaaah…
– Those thighs… oh my…
– That dignified voice never fails to give me chills ㅋㅋ


**- Ding! **
[40DenierStocking has donated 100,000 KRW.]


Your Majesty, would you please wear stockings for us?


– That username is doing some serious work ㅋㅋㅋ
– Ah… stockings are indeed great ㅋㅋㅋ


Of course, I have stockings.

When I first debuted, my default outfit included them.

But… my stockings are not cheap.


“You expect me to wear stockings for a mere 100,000 KRW? Is that truly what you believe the value of my stockings to be?”


– Ah~ this is a paid feature ㅋㅋㅋ
– Please make your payment in advance ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Beep beep! Insufficient funds.
– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– As expected of Her Majesty ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


**- Ding! **
[40DenierStocking has donated 1,000,000 KRW.]


I have erred in my judgment! Please, forgive me!!


– What the—?! This madman just dropped a million won instantly ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Wow… are all the members of the s*ave corps just loaded??
– Spending 1.1 million won just for stockings? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


To be honest, even 1.1 million won is nothing that truly excites me.

However, money is never meaningless.

More than that, the very act of people offering money for me—that itself is satisfying.


“Fufu, very well. Seeing your sincerity, I shall wear stockings for today’s broadcast.”


I lifted my sheer skirt, revealing a mini skirt, and slid on a pair of black stockings.


And now, the most important part—


“For reference, I have chosen 40 denier stockings. What do you think? Do you like it?”


– Uwoooooooooh!!
**- 40 DENIER!!! **
– This is pure filth, and I love it!
– It’s so blatant, but that’s what makes it so damn good!
– LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
– Uhyoooooo!!! I’m done for!!!


**- Ding! **
[TalsseongThatSmellsLikeStrawberry has donated 100,000 KRW.]


The Queen’s stockings, after being worn for three days, must smell like strawberries. I know because I’ve smelled them.


– Okay, WHAT the hell is wrong with this guy? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
**- Execute him IMMEDIATELY. **
– No, seriously, what kind of lunatic is this? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


However, I do not execute people for such minor offenses.

In my stream, everyone is free to express themselves and have fun.

Instead of punishing him—


“I shall let you smell to your heart’s content, you depraved pervert.”


I pretended to push something away, angling the camera downward.

The screen naturally tilted toward the ceiling, and I placed my foot on the camera, acting as if I were stepping on it.

But of course, I didn’t just step.

I ground my foot down, giving a scornful expression while delivering a contemptuous remark.


– UWAAAAACK!!
– This is a blessing! Thank you!!
**- Ahh, delicious! **


And then—just briefly—I allowed my viewers to catch a glimpse of my panties, skillfully keeping the stream within the limits of platform guidelines.

Because, of course—


The thrill comes from just barely showing it.


– THE QUEEN’S PANTIES ARE WHITE!!
– Pure white! This is perfection!!
– The Queen is untouched and pure! Ahh… I can’t handle this.
**- A vulgar Queen that is also pure? That contrast is lethal. **


But of course, the moment was brief.

I withdrew my foot, sat back down, and adjusted the camera back to its original position.

Because the shorter the moment, the more tantalizing it becomes.

More than anything, scarcity increases value.


**- Ding! **
[TalsseongThatSmellsLikeStrawberry has donated 1,000,000 KRW.]


Thank you!! That was delicious! I swear my eternal loyalty to you!!


– Only on this stream does 1 million won donations happen so casually ㅋㅋㅋ
– This is truly next-level content ㅋㅋㅋ
– At this rate, won’t this end up on TV? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
**- s*ave corps, please don’t go into debt for this… **


“Debt, huh. That, I can agree with.

No matter how much you adore me, I do not wish for you to ruin your daily life over it.

So—spend within your means.


**- Ding! **
[Talsseong’s s*ave has donated 1,000,000 KRW.]


Understood, Your Majesty!


– Bruh, she just said not to overdo it, and he instantly drops another million won ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– The sheer class of this s*ave corps ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– These guys are completely hopeless ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– This is the power of the s*ave corps!! ㅋㅋㅋ


“Alright. I think we’ve warmed up enough.

Let’s move on to today’s main content.

Today, we’ll be checking out a newly released mobile game called Lost Slash.


– Ooooh, that game is super popular right now!
– It’s an indie idle RPG, but it’s gotten a lot of hype.
– Ahh… that shameless gacha game ㅋㅋㅋ
– It recently climbed to 5th place in mobile game sales rankings.


“For the sake of entertainment, I have not done any prior research.

Keep that in mind.”


– Got it!
– Okay!!
– Understood!
– Ooooh!!
– LET’S GOOO!!


With that, I launched the pre-installed game.


“One thing about real players—

We do not waste our lives on rerolling.


I smoothly transitioned the screen while linking my account.


– Kyaaa, true gamers don’t waste time rerolling!
– As expected of the Queen!! ㅋㅋㅋ
– Yeah, rerolling ruins the fun ㅋㅋ
– Honestly, rerolling is a waste of time.
– But does the Queen even need rerolling?
**- Nope. Absolutely not. **


The game began, and as expected, a basic world-building exposition played.

The plot?

A legendary sword exists.

An evil organization is after it.

The heroes must embark on a journey to find the sword and save the world.


“The story is predictable, but hey—

Sometimes, familiar flavors taste the best.

– Kyaaa~ As expected of the Queen, she knows her stuff!
– There’s a reason clichés exist, they just work ㅋㅋㅋ
– The familiar taste is always comforting ㅋㅋㅋ
– When games try to be too “unique” with weird storytelling, it usually just flops ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


“Typical gacha game start. The protagonist always wakes up with their eyes closed.”


And just as I said that, like clockwork—

The protagonist opened their eyes, only to be greeted by a beautiful girl looking down at them.


– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is destiny ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– If this didn’t happen, I’d actually be disappointed ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


“Honestly, I don’t usually care about gacha game stories…”

I reached for the skip button instinctively—

But suddenly, my hand stopped.

Slowly, I moved my cursor down and continued speaking.


“But since the artwork is high quality, I’ll actually read the story this time.”


– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– It’s because the female characters have amazing assets, isn’t it? ㅋㅋㅋ
– Ah… big-chested waifus can’t be skipped.
– No, but seriously, why does the artwork look this good?
– The cutscenes are actually well-animated too. I’m impressed.
– Classic story + delicious degenerate designs = perfection.


Ignoring the world-building, my focus shifted to the revealing outfits.

The characters were all stunning, and before I knew it, I was completely immersed in the story (the fanservice, really).


“Damn it, I want to skip, but why do they keep showing these enticing illustrations?”


– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– My brain wants to skip, but my heart wants booba ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– But seriously… why is this actually engaging?
Yes or No? (OX) ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


“Heh… how is she even covering her chest with just those few scraps of cloth? Does that even qualify as clothing?”

But then—


“Well… as long as it looks good, who cares?”


– Exactly! As long as it’s good, that’s all that matters!
– The Queen has flawless taste ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Sometimes I wonder if she’s really a woman when she talks like this ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– But then you hear her voice, and yeah… she’s definitely a woman ㅋㅋㅋ


With that, I rushed through the tutorial, finally reaching the moment everyone had been waiting for—

THE GACHA.


“Alright, let’s get started!”


**- Drooling intensifies… **
– This is the most exciting part!
– ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Expecting big things.
– I heard the rates are actually decent, but there are too many must-pull characters so it’s still hard.


“You really think odds mean anything to me?”


– She’s spitting facts ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– The natural order of things.
– How come no one expects the Queen to struggle with gacha? ㅋㅋㅋ
**- I just want to see how much she’ll spend. **


“First pull is free, huh?”


I pressed the summon button.

The screen filled with dazzling animations, signaling a 10-pull in progress.


– Wait, even the skills have anime cutscenes, and now the summons too?!
– This is just a B-tier gacha game, why did they put so much effort into this?
– Meanwhile, big-name companies can’t even animate at more than 5 FPS ㅋㅋㅋ
– Is this really an indie game??


Then, suddenly—

**SIX out of the ten cards glowed golden. **


“Hooh? Six golds out of ten?”


– Six 4-stars incoming!
– Please, let them all be 4-stars!
– No way, no way…
– Like hell she’s gonna pull something crazy on her first try ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


As expected, the three-star filler trash cards were revealed first.

Then, the first golden card shimmered into view.


ShaaAAA! Sparkle!

☆☆☆☆☆ Swordmaster Rin


With a name like Swordmaster, she naturally wielded an elegant yet provocatively designed heavy armor set.

Her massive chest heaved up and down as she breathed, commanding attention.

She was obviously a strong character—

But I played it cool, feigning ignorance.


“Hmm? Is this… good?”


– Are you KIDDING ME?!
– WHY.
– HOW IS SHE GETTING THE STRONGEST META UNIT RIGHT AWAY?!
– What kind of bullshit is this ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Why is that not a 4-star?!
– Ahhhh this is pissing me off ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


It seemed I had rolled one of the best characters in the game.

Feeling pleased, I smirked and clicked on the next golden card.


ShaaAAA!

☆☆☆☆☆ Archmage Jaina


This time, it was a stunning mage wearing a slim-fitting robe that clung to her curves.

She held a staff taller than herself, standing proudly.


“Hooh? Another busty one?”


– ?????
– ?????????
– SHE GOT ANOTHER ONE?!
– Is this the ultimate CC unit?!
– FIRST PULL, TWO FIVE-STARS? THIS SHOULDN’T BE POSSIBLE.
– No way, this is literally impossible.
**- DEV TEAM, CHECK FOR BUGS IMMEDIATELY. **


Apparently, this was another top-tier unit.

At this point, I didn’t even care what the remaining pulls were—this was already insanely lucky.

I clicked on the next card.


A couple of four-stars appeared, nothing too special—

Until…


☆☆☆☆☆ Swordmaster Rin


– Uwaaaaaaaakkkkkk!!
– WAIT.
– SHE ALREADY PULLED A DUPLICATE OF THE STRONGEST UNIT?!
– Isn’t that character supposed to be rare?!
– FIRST PULL, THREE FIVE-STARS. I’M LOSING IT.
– Statistically, this shouldn’t be possible.


Even though five-star rates were only 4%, I had just broken the game.

Crossing my legs, I casually commented—


“Hmm, is this game always this generous with five-stars?”


At that moment, the chat exploded.


Meanwhile…


A certain viewer watching the stream smiled knowingly.

Lily, who had been happily enjoying the show, licked her lips, wetting them slightly.


“Fufu… I look forward to meeting you, Talsseong.”


“Once I’m ready… that day will come♡”

 


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