Chapter 55 : Supply goblin is excellent water in the sky

▣ Really stuck in the game

The tutorial for Black Ops mentions SeongWon.
LOL

–‘Legendary Mercenary’
└If she single-handedly wiped out a base and scrapped an APC, then Legendary Mercenary is right LOL
└If that’s possible, she’s not human LOL
└She *is* a Soviet android…
–That would be a Taegeuk Military Order of Merit in real life, really.
└She might already have something similar.
└Order of Lenin?
└No, the Hero of the Soviet Union award.
└LOL

▣ f*ck, World War has no substance

They permanently put the top player nickname from their rival game, which has no substance, into their own game??????
Hey, you spineless bastards, are you crazy???? Do you want to taste a stock market crash????????

–World War has always been spineless and without substance, right?
└Even the company name has no substance LOL
└World War being a German game from the start is a bit unsubstantial.
└‘Two consecutive losses’
–How can untermenschen who can’t even fight a war properly have any guts? LOL
└In the end, Berlin was taken by the Soviets, right? Now SeongWon has taken their top achievement? LOL
└They’re just following in their ancestors’ footsteps, what’s the big deal?
└Was it the communist victory worldline or something?

▣ But World War isn’t German-made

You idiots, it’s Austrian-made.

–Who cares? They were both Axis powers during the World Wars, so they’re both Germanic LOL
└Allies in WW1, home country in WW2 LOL
–Is World War Australian?
└That’s Australia;
└The great SeongWon will now lead the Kangaroo Communist Party and invade Germany LOL
└No wonder they have a red maple leaf on their flag.
└That’s Canada.
└Get a clue, they’re both Commonwealth, don’t you get the joke?
└Not funny.
└LOL

▣ Why does she keep doing stunts?

[Sno.1 Broadcast clip, SeongWon defeating bots in bizarre ways.]

This guy really did V-BAT LOL
And not just did it, but seems to have thoroughly enjoyed it? Not the usual level of experience. The footwork and ideas are different from ours.

–It’s almost certain that SeongWon is a ‘That Crap Game’ veteran.
└Judging by the lack of recent records, it seems like she’s intentionally not playing so her face isn’t revealed, but just looking at how she’s banning people who badmouth V-BAT, it seems like she really likes it.
–If she’s a veteran, why aren’t there any screenshots? I’m curious about her face.
└It seems like she’s with an agency, maybe they took them down?
└Is that possible? They’re overseas.
└Maybe the agency isn’t a small-time company but a real corporation LOL. Or maybe she’s promised to join SSG.
–But anyway, isn’t it pointless to do that? She already got her name in, there’s no way they’ll give her more rewards.
└She’s just having fun~

▣ SeongWon finished the tutorial

[Sno.1 Live Streaming Link]
Time for battle royale~

–Thumbs up if you think she’ll run crying to Soulframe soon LOL
└Thumbs down.
└Does the top Soulframe player look like a joke to you???
└It’s *JAWS*, though. She’ll probably eat everyone up.
–I think she’ll make it to Titan, but I’m not sure about Immortal.
└Titan, I agree. But saying she’ll reach Immortal is an overstatement.
└Maybe she can try Immortal.
–Give me the broadcast link.
└Who is this guy?
└Seems like he doesn’t know how to use links LOL [Sno.1 Live Streaming Link]

* * *

The tutorial was over.

‘I got a lot of useful equipment.’

Of course, there was still no military equipment. That would only be unlocked after raising my level further.

It seemed like it was for the convenience of high-level veterans, but it wasn’t really.

There was also a way to simply kill opponents in-game and loot them, and there were items spawned on the map. It was just impossible to collect that equipment and use it as starting items.

‘Reasonable.’

If you couldn’t play the game well, even a full-템 high-level player was just a golden goblin. Weapons were good to have, but it wasn’t bad to not have them.

Because everyone’s the same when shot.

“Then shall we start the main game?”

[Let’s go battle royale~]
[Great SeongWon]
[I wonder where she’ll be placed]
[Really]
[Going straight into ranked?]
[Communist robots are always ready for action LOL]

I selected ‘Battle Royale – Ranked Game’ from the newly opened game mode list and went out the office door. Then, the interior of a huge transport plane unfolded before my eyes.

Looking around, I saw people entering the waiting room one by one. Did it start when it reached 100 people?

I changed a few settings so that my voice would only be heard on the broadcast unless there was a special situation. Unlike Soulframe, voice wasn’t forcibly transmitted in Black Ops, as sound play was important.

“That’s a shame.”

[What’s a shame?]
[She’s gonna say something weird again]
[LOL]

“Unlike Soulframe, I can’t advertise my broadcast to opponents in Black Ops. That’s a shame.”

[?]
[LOL]
[That’s such a crazy idea LOL]
[Is that right? Is that right? Is that right? Is that right?]
[Crazy b*tch… Going viral…]

[Sno.1 is live streaming on Twitch~]

It was sad.

Was the saddest thing that my sadness wasn’t understood by my followers? I picked out about three followers at random as examples and purged them, then looked around.

“It’s almost 100 people now.”

[Let’s go~]
[Can SeongWon’s shooting skills be demonstrated in actual combat… Find out in 3 days…]
[I wonder if she can go viral…]
[She shouldn’t LOL]

At that moment.

[100/100]
[Deploying to the battlefield! Prepare yourselves!]

100 people were filled, and the scene before my eyes instantly changed.

The next moment, I was free-falling from the sky.

“Ah, so it’s like this.”

They said they’d randomly place us on the map, so was it in this format?

Still, high-altitude freefall couldn’t be excluded, so it seemed like they were distributing users evenly throughout the map. I looked around and saw a few users free-falling like me.

“Oh, a parachute.”

In the distance, I saw a round parachute deploy, as if someone had made a mistake. The parachute quickly rose and disappeared. To be precise, *I* was the one falling.

[LOL]
[Seems like she’s starting from the complete noob zone]
[Deploying the parachute right after starting LOL]
[Real honey start]
[At this rate, she can go viral LOL]

Oh dear, going viral?

“It’s not going viral, it’s promotion. The nuance is different.”

Sno.1 doesn’t officially do things like that. Chinese comment troops? Operating a team specializing in manipulating public opinion? No way!

“Good little me wouldn’t do that. Such claims are all conspiracies by Western imperialists. Please believe me.”

I think I’ve been tainted by the communist meme a little.

‘Well, whatever.’

He who enjoys always wins. So, if I enjoy the communist AI meme, I win.

[Of cooourse, it’s absolutely not viral]
[It’s all a US imperialist conspiracy LOL]
[Promotion (forced)]
[If they point a gun at your head and tell you to watch, you gotta watch LOL]
[Wanna watch the broadcast? Or wanna die here?]
[She’ll kill them anyway even if they say they’ll watch]
[Can’t not kill them LOL]

Ignoring my followers’ slander, I examined the surface.

The ground was getting closer and closer. Luckily, the area I was falling into was a forest. In this case, it didn’t seem like I needed to deploy the parachute at the normal altitude?

“Do you know this, followers?”

[What is it]
[Seated]
[Seated, seated]
[Let’s hear it]

“You don’t need to deploy your parachute early in a forested area. If you adjust your parachute well and get it caught in a tree, you can descend quickly. It’s advanced information, so write it down.”

[Normal people can’t do that because they’re scared LOL]
[This person’s saying anything because it’s VR;;;]
[She’s saying deploy the parachute late while free-falling LOL]
[Ah LOL she’s saying it’s okay as long as it gets caught in a tree LOL]
[I see… So, that’s your last will and testament?]

They don’t listen even when I tell them helpful tips.

This was all my followers’ fault.

‘If only they were my loyal viewers…!’

They would have loyally written down what I said! To suffer such humiliation because of Chairman Cha’s scheme! I’m angry.

But there was nothing I could do. It was already decided. Since I couldn’t change history, I had to accept it.

I was only a returnee, not a regressor…

While I was thinking such thoughts, the ground was already right in front of me.

The other users around me were already hanging from their parachutes and floating around. I immediately deployed my parachute and slowly steered myself toward an area with sparse trees.

Then, I accurately entangled the parachute in a branch.

-Crack! Crackle!

My body swayed, and the branches, taking the full brunt of the acceleration, broke in abundance, but the impact on my body wasn’t that great.

I quickly cut the parachute lines with my dagger and climbed down the tree to land on the ground. Then I raised my rifle and aimed at the sky.

Naturally, my targets were the floating parachutes.

I had a strange sense of déjà vu.

“It reminds me of something. Clay pigeon shooting.”

[Clay LOL pigeon LOL]
[SeongWon/Personality LOL]
[A noob who hasn’t even cooled down yet is already making veteran moves LOL]
[New?bie]
[It’s imported crude oil~ Please make a correction~]
[Those guys are being hunted before they even enter the map LOL. How pitiful LOL]
[So evil]

I agreed that it was an evil act, but it couldn’t be helped.

“It can’t be helped. I saw it on my way down, but there was a friend who seemed to have pretty good equipment. Golden goblins should be looted early.”

[Battle royale competitor x Golden goblin o]
[Now you’re seeing people as items]
[No LOL why is she checking the items of the person next to her while descending LOL]
[Ah LOL she has to loot military items LOL]
[Securing equipment is a must]

Fortunately, my followers seemed to agree with me.

I looked at the pitiful clays and pulled the trigger.

Every time the gunshots rang out, the poor clays turned into equipment and fell. Was this a supply box?

[The scene in front of you is of rotten water slaughtering newbies.]
[LOL]
[Do you not feel a twinge in your chest? That’s called guilt… If you don’t feel that…]
[The worn-out circle of conscience is spinning LOL]

“Hmm, my chest doesn’t hurt particularly.”

On the contrary, it was very satisfying.

[Uniquely wicked]
[Supply goblins falling from the sky LOL]
[You don’t feel guilty for killing goblins]
[Really]

I shrugged and smiled.

“Then, shall we go looting?”

Let’s taste some military equipment. My followers were curious too.