Chapter 6: Misunderstanding

“My Older Brother?”

Lee Haim was flustered by the unexpected suggestion.

“Yeah! You don’t get many chances to meet returnees!”

Lee Haim thought.

A collab with that person?

Absolutely against it.

“No.”

“Whyyyy?

Let’s try it!

I’ve never seen a returnee before!”

Kim Rona whined as much as possible.

Her intuition was telling her.

She had to seize this chance!

“No, what will you even talk about if you do a collab? You haven’t prepared anything.”

“I can just plan the content, and you’re not the one doing the collab anyway, are you?”

She had nothing to say.

She had to somehow distract Older Brother.

“That person only plays games.”

At those words, Kim Rona’s eyes shone even brighter.

She made a mistake.

With this reaction…

“That’s perfect!] I do gaming streams! We can play games together!”

Kim Rona passionately talked about the content she had thought of.

‘It’s ruined.’

She accidentally flipped the switch.

“How about it? It’ll be fun, right? Let’s just try it once! It’s hard because there’s no new influx of viewers these days!”

“Anyway, no. The moment I send that person outside, it’ll be a disgrace to the family.”

“No, please just tell them! Huh?”

But Kim Rona was not a woman to give up here.

She didn’t know how to give up no matter how much she was refused.

Finally, Lee Haim sighed in defeat.

“Alright. I’ll tell them. But I’m not responsible if they refuse.”

“Thank you! As expected, there’s no one but you! Let’s eat quickly. It’s getting cold.”

The two continued their meal, and Lee Haim imagined Older Brother.

A collab might be possible.

However, if they got into streaming and changed careers…

-“What, playing too many games? Like I give a fck?”

-“I will ignore all chat that isn’t a donation.”

-“Ah, I’m tired of streaming, shall I stop?”

“…….”

It’s truly the worst.

Lee Haim was determined to somehow prevent Older Brother from becoming a streamer.

***

Today, I enjoyed PK as usual.

Let’s not misunderstand here, I don’t kill just anyone.

The only criteria for killing are whether they are a Tier 1 class or not.

Commonly referred to as Tier 1 classes were Warrior, Rogue, Fighter, and Priest.

Are you saying everyone except Mage is Tier 1?

That’s right.

Everyone except Mage is a Tier 1 class.

It’s unfair.

Out of so many classes, is only the Mage trash?!

So I decided.

Let’s give trials to those who chose Tier 1 classes and live easy lives.

It was absolutely not an act for farming gold.

However, I didn’t touch the Priest, the only supporter in this game.

If I made enemies of them too, there would be no solution.

[Stop fcking killing usㅡㅡ]

[Recruiting party members to kill Gochuwang together]

[fck, that guy’s starting again]

[I will kill that bich no matter what]

Everyone sent me insults and mother jokes in the chat.

And I replied like this.

[If you don’t like it, stay in the town square, why blame me when you died because your controls are bad^^]

[ㅗ]

[‘GochuwangLeeHaim’ has logged out.]

Giving the finger and logging out, it was perfect.

I turned off the computer and left the room.

Ah, how long has it been since I’ve seen LED light!

I missed it so much.

“I’m home.”

My sister opened the front door and came into the house, and seeing her take off her shoes, my eyes felt like they were rotting.

“Isn’t that skirt too short?”

“So what? You’re not the one wearing it.”

“No, you have to be considerate of the people watching. You should know how hard it is to see your legs like tree trunks….”

“Do you want to die…!”

My gorilla-like sister chased after me with a Godzilla-like face, and I ran away, circling the living room like a deer.

Seeing that scene, Mrs. Kim sighed.

“Everyone, sit down. We’re having a family meeting.”

“……?”

At Mrs. Kim’s words, we stood in a line in front of the TV, and Mrs. Kim sat on the sofa with Mr. Lee.

I had a bad feeling.

Mrs. Kim, who set up this meeting, opened her mouth.

“Haim, how long are you going to keep working as an Awakened One? Can’t you just go to university normally?”

“No, I have to earn university tuition…”

“Your mom and dad said we’d pay for that. Why don’t you listen?”

Mrs. Kim turned her head to look at Mr. Lee.

It was a signal for him to say something quickly.

Mr. Lee glanced around and nagged as much as possible with words he didn’t really mean.

“Well, Dad also thinks that job is dangerous and wishes you wouldn’t do it.”

“But people are in danger….”

“Don’t worry about other people! Live your own life well! Don’t worry about other people’s lives!”

“Ah, ah! Don’t hit me!”

Mrs. Kim mercilessly hit Haim’s back.

Serves her right!

This is what happens when you talk back to your older brother who is like the heavens.

“And next is Seongwoo, no, Seonga.”

“Me?”

Seong-a?

Are you perhaps talking about me?

“Then is there another Seonga besides you?”

I wish they would call me Seongwoo instead of Seonga, but it seemed I had to live as Seonga now.

“You know this family meeting was held because of you, right?”

“Because of me? This is the first I’m hearing of it?”

Mrs. Kim walked up to me and hit my back even harder than she hit Haim.

“How are you going to earn money?! Are you just going to keep freeloading at home?!”

“Ah, ah! Stop hitting me! Don’t worry, I’m earning money. Gold…”

“The moment the word ‘gold farming’ comes out, you won’t have dinner.”

“…….”

I shut my mouth.

‘How did Mom know about ‘gold farming’?’

“You’re not going to keep living like that, are you?”

“W-Well, of course not. What do you take me for?”

Honestly, a while ago, I was considering just staying home like this, but it seemed I had to give up on that plan.

“One month.”

“……?”

“Within that period, whether you get a part-time job or a full-time job, do it. Otherwise, I’ll kick you out of the house.”

“……!”

It was a statement like a bolt from the blue.

After the meeting ended, we had a separate meeting, just the two of us, in Haim’s room.

“…What should I do?”

“Why are you asking me that?”

Haim looked at me with a pathetic expression.

‘This bich has zero unity.’

“No, you got scolded too! As siblings, we should worry together.”

“No, Older Brother should do it alone. The only reason I got scolded this time was because Mom thought it was awkward to scold just Older Brother alone.”

Tsk, sharp-witted bich.

My older brother is in trouble, shouldn’t a younger sister help?

“Just live on your own. You must have money from gold farming, right?”

“…I spent it.”

“What?”

“…I spent it all.”

“…….”

Haim made a bewildered expression.

I didn’t want to say it because I didn’t want to see this expression from her, but….

“For courtesy’s sake, I’ll ask why.

What were you doing?”

“Pulling for avatars….”

“Just that?”

“Just that?! This new avatar was really pretty!”

It was a limited avatar released for New Year’s.

A limited avatar that you couldn’t buy once time passed.

I spent about ₩5,000,000 to get it, but I had no regrets.

Because my character became that much prettier!

“So, what do you want to say?”

As expected of my sister, she understands right away.

“So, about that, I need some money….”

“…….”

ㅗㅗ

Haim raised her middle finger and showed it to me.

I was angry, but I had no choice but to humble myself this much.

I swallowed my pride and clung to Haim’s legs.

“Pleeeeease!! Save me! I don’t have any money!”

“Let go! Figure it out yourself! And just use your fortune-telling!”

“……!”

That’s right.

I had it.

The almighty fortune-telling that would tell me anything I wanted to know.

I immediately pulled out a strand of hair and made smoke with the lighter nearby.

Tell me.

A job where I can always lie down and not go outside but still earn money, a job I can freeload.

The smoke began to form letters.

What could it be?

Please tell me!

[There’s no such thing lololol]

“…….”

Just as I was about to stab my wrist with a utility knife nearby, my younger sister stopped me.

“Older Brother, what are you doing?!”

“Let go!

I’ll put the 36-layered curse I learned from the Evil Dragon on that smoke bich who’s mocking me!”

“STOP!”

Lee Haim was exhausted from stopping her older brother who was trying to curse an inanimate object.

“No, then how about this job?”

“What job?”

“St… No. Just go live outside!”

“……?”

Haim stopped mid-sentence and kicked me out of the room.

I couldn’t give up here.

I immediately went on my smartphone and wrote a post.

[Is there any job I can freeload?]

[Is there a job where I can earn money while playing games and not have to go outside?]

[-There’s no such thing lolol]

[-Just work at a convenience store lol]

[-What a total freeloading mindset]

[-A back-breaking job like loading/unloading is perfect for someone like you]

There were no proper comments, but one comment caught my eye.

[-If you want that, just become a streamer lololol]

“Streamer?”

***

Meanwhile, the LaMa community was on fire because of GochuwangLeeHaim.

[Killed by this bich again]

[Picture]

[fcking!!!!!]

[Dropped my best-in-slot necklace.

I will kill this bich no matter what]

[-???: Don’t raise your voice, don’t raise your voice.]

[-???: Don’t use such strong words….

You look weak.]

[-The comments are so funny lololol]

[-Go to the Bleach community lololololol]

[-As expected, Lord Haim….]

[What is this bich???]

[If you want to fight, do 1v1, not PK lololol]

[-That’s not fun….]

[-Ah, I have to farm gold lololol]

[-Our brother doesn’t get involved in such weakling fights lololol]

[-Is it you again, Great Haim]

[-Damn it, I have to worship!]

[How about we all unite and refuse their party join requests?]

[It’s annoying enough getting PK’d, how about we unite and refuse raid join requests whenever they apply?]

[-Anyway, no party would accept a Mage anyway….]

[└Ah]

[└lololololol]

[-They clearly chose Mage to PK]

[└Real lolol]

[-I wouldn’t accept a Mage either lolol]

[Is this bich GochuwangLeeHaim not using hacks??]

[Video]

[No, how are they everywhere I go?]

[And even dodging before I use skills]

[This is 100% it]

[-Certainly…]

[-Shifting to neutral]

[-I reported it.

If not, oh well.]

[-Me too lolol]

[-From what I’ve seen, I think this is a hack?]

[Let’s find out about ‘GochuwangLeeHaim’, who is causing a stir in the community]

[I want to find out about ‘GochuwangLeeHaim’, the trouble maker who appeared a month ago]

[Class is Mage]

[This Mage who suddenly appeared is the culprit who turned LaMa into a PK hell]

[(Character Customization Picture)]

[Character customization is fcking pretty. It’s the first time I’ve seen such a pretty face. Seems like they have golden hands.]

[(Exchange Picture)]

[They make money by farming gold with items obtained through PK]

[(Skill Dodging Picture)]

[They boast high-level control as a Mage.

This is just on the level of knowing the futureㄷㄷ]

[There’s hack controversy, but let’s skip that]

[Besides that]

[Stole a best-in-slot ring from a famous streamer]

[As can be told from the nickname, estimated to be at least 20cm]

[Considering the combination of Gochuwang and female character, high possibility of the character being futanari]

[For now, this is all that can be known from the nickname and actions.]

[Please report if you have other information]

[-Where did the futanari idea come from lololol]

[-Our brother wouldn’t be futanari…]

[└Yeah~ Your brother is futanari]

[└Innovative mother joke lololol]

[-20cm ㄷㄷ]

[-Who is the famous streamer?]

[└Rona]

[└The Rona I know?]

[└Yeah]

[└ Crazy bich lololol]

[-Upvote lololol]

[-I hope it’s futanari…]

[└???]

[└A 20cm futanari penis, this is rare you know]

[└They’re crazy lololololol]

Small misunderstandings gradually piled up.