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So much has happened.
It was really, really hard.
I let out a deep sigh and stared intently at the chat window.
“……Thumbs-up gang who told me to use the sword. Come out.”
[There is no such thumbs-up gang~~~]
[Stand up, thumbs-up gang]
[No one’s raising their hand, right?]
[kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]
Stage 1 wasn’t as difficult as I thought.
It just ended with tentacled monsters that looked like small children’s octopuses swarming in, and you had to defend the castle from inside.
But I was in so much pain.
The reason why I, the 1st place in the Soulframe rankings, and the former 1st place in Black Ops (I’ve dropped because I haven’t played recently), am in pain is only one.
“This is really a toy sword.”
Because the toy sword (makes pew-pew sounds) that the thumbs-up gang told me to use was a truly useless toy sword!
A sword that only made pew-pew sounds when swung.
“This weapon is such trash……。”
The moment Miley’s toy hammer hit a tentacled monster, the hit area turned into soap bubbles and shattered.
But my toy sword didn’t have any particular effect when hitting enemies. Since it wasn’t a real toy sword, it didn’t break or anything. But unlike the toy hammer, it didn’t have any effect, so I literally had to beat the tentacled monsters to death.
Still, it worked when I beat them.
[kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]
[But isn’t it the fault of the person who got tricked?]
[To fall for this]
[Wouldn’t it be okay if you cleared it after being tricked?]
[For real, how did you clear it?]
[The great Seongwon]
I threw the toy sword outside the castle.
The castle… tower Miley built had already been destroyed.
“Master, are you alright?”
“No, it’s not that hard……”
It’s a bit like that after struggling so much with a sword.
I wouldn’t have struggled so much normally, but I think it’s more difficult because the Kinderguard game itself is based on the concept of fighting with weapons and equipment rather than physical abilities.
‘I need to get a new weapon.’
As I was thinking that, Miley smiled.
“I’m glad you’re okay, Master. I think we need to rebuild the castle now. The castle I built is almost all broken……。”
“Oh, uh-huh. Right.”
It felt like Miley was really enjoying it.
‘Maybe she’s remembering old memories.’
The time when we were in another world.
It wasn’t a very fun, enjoyable, or bright memory, but if it’s a memory, it’s a memory. That’s what reminiscing is, and that’s what memories are. In the end, they all get embellished to some extent.
Maybe it’s the same for Miley.
“Okay, let’s go build the castle.”
“Yes, Master.”
With narrowed eyes, I watched Miley as she went to look for Lego blocks, humming happily.
‘Maybe she’s just having fun with the game……?’
It would be troublesome if she says she wants to stream.
* * *
▣ 180cm Cool Beauty Maid Wearing Kindergarten Clothes.JPG……
[Sno.1 Live Streaming Screenshot, Miley in kindergarten uniform is shown.]
This is real
─kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
─Is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real?
â””Why does she look pretty even in that? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
â””Dizzying
â””[Deleted comment]
─But pretty people look pretty no matter what they wear; For real, is this even possible? kkkkkkkkkk
â””It’s a photo book, but it’s like a weird photo book kkkkk
▣ These days, kindergarteners all play like this……
[Sno.1 Broadcast Clip, Seongwon is shooting a bubble gun]
Yep
─kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
â””Kinder?gartener
â””She’s wearing kindergarten uniform, so she’s a kindergartener~
â””Sounds like saying someone’s a student because they’re wearing a uniform kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
â””Fact)Not true
─It’s absurd because she’s killing monsters with a bubble gun
â””Why is that person behind so cheerful?
â””That’s how much fun she’s havingㅇㅇ
â–£ But the guest is pretty good at the game too
[Sno.1 Live Streaming Screenshot. Miley swinging a toy hammer is shown.]
Using your body in virtual reality is also a talentㅇㅇ
─She seems to have handled a hammer before, maybe a carpenter in her past life?
â””Oh, call her a paladin
â””She protects the goddess, so paladin is right
─She said she’s doing Soulframe in Part 3, it will be so fun
â””For realã…‹ã…‹
â””So who is she?
â””I don’t know, maybe an idol
â–£ So when is the maid coming out?
Tell the pretty, good-bodied, good-singing idol maid who can draw well to come out quickly
─She’s not coming out today, idiot
â””Why why why why why
â””Why are you asking me that?
─It would be funny if she’s actually bad at drawing when it was said she’s good at it
└An idol who draws? Ugh, ugh……
â””kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
â””Ah kk Just wait
─The concept reminds me of a Vtuber
â””What’s a Vtuber, nerd?
â””Now there are people who don’t know Vtubers?
â””-Old-
* * *
We cleared Kinderguard co-op mode.
I laughed and spoke from atop the huge toy castle that I had diligently built up.
“It ended faster than I thought.”
It finished earlier than the expected 2nd part broadcast time.
Is it because of the easy difficulty?
“I think it’s because it’s for two players.”
At Miley’s words, I tilted my head.
“Can you do this with more than three people?”
“Yes, Master.”
[Oh Seongwon……]
[0% preparedness]
[The streamer here didn’t even search before playing the game;;]
[kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]
[But it was a sudden decision]
[Still, you should have ‘expected’]
[Probably because you didn’t turn on cognitive acceleration]
“Then we can do it with three people next time.”
I thought it would be okay to stream with Kawasaki Shigure next time. Of course, she said she’s not good at physical activities, but it doesn’t matter anyway.
‘That’s also a character trait in a way.’
You don’t have to be good at games to be a streamer.
Rather, it’s the broadcasting sense that’s more important in the internet broadcasting industry.
How many streamers are bad at games? But they are also doing well by utilizing their strengths.
I said that and looked at the chat window.
[Finally]
[When is the maid coming!!!!!!!!!]
[But Kinderguard is originally best played with multiple people]
[For real, the difficulty was too easy]
[Isn’t it just the streamer being good?ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹]
[The difficulty increases as the number of people increases]
[Three kindergarteners…… This is good]
[It sounds weird when you say it like that]
And only then did I realize.
‘I was unconsciously assuming that I would do the next broadcast with Miley…….’
I guess I was also influenced by the memories.
‘It wasn’t a very pleasant memory.’
After all, I was swayed by the main god and spent 7 years fighting bloody battles. Of course, there was a cause, but being swayed by someone else isn’t a very pleasant thing.
But does that memory feel happy because we’re together?
I erased the faint smile and pulled myself together.
Memories are memories, and now is reality.
“Then I’ll end this part here. Then shall we move on to Part 3, Soulframe?”
[Soul gogo]
[But then what about the broadcast time?]
[You’re not going to run away after exactly 2 hours for Part 3, are you?????]
[For real, that would be heartless]
[Oh, our great Seongwon would never do that]
[She would have prepared awesome content]
“I don’t have any other content in mind. It’s just that today’s broadcast time will be shorter.”
They should have recommended a co-op game that could be played longer. It’s the fault of the thumbs-up gang’s collective intelligence being the worst. I wasn’t particularly at fault.
[No, teacher, where is your conscience?]
[Lost your beginner’s mind]
[Be]
[Gin]
[Ner]
[How about a short 2.5 part?????]
[Be]
[Be]
[Gin]
[Then how about surfing?]
I spotted a chat that went by with useful content amidst the procession of ‘beginner’s mind’ scrolling up.
“Surfing? Is there a surfing game?”
As I tilted my head, the chat fluttered again.
[Web surfing;;;]
[Like wiki browsing, they seem to be talking about various things?]
[Surfing lol]
[Want to see Novel Wiki?]
[Someone created a Seongwon entry on Novel Wiki]
[Why is there such a thing? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]
“Hmm.”
Novel Wiki.
I know it well because I used it often before. It’s a wiki site with a purple mascot that looks like it would like tteokbokki. It’s commonly called the purple pig.
‘I don’t know why it’s a pig…….’
Wiki sites were good to browse when bored. Because you can search and play anywhere as long as you have a smartphone. Before I was dragged to another world, it was a hobby I did when I was bored…….
‘That there is an entry about me on Novel Wiki.’
It feels a bit new.
‘Well, it’s about time.’
In a way, it was a natural thing.
How long has it been since I rampaged on Patchick with Soulframe and Black Ops? Since I’ve already become the No. 1 streamer on Patchick, it’s natural that it should exist.
I smiled brightly.
“Then shall we explore that?”
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