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Join the ServerLuoxiao closed his eyes and opened them.
One second he was in the pitch-black night in front of a truck’s headlights, and the next second he smelled a pungent disinfectant odor and saw a blurry, pure white ceiling.
He knew then that this truck driver actually had a conscience.
What a solid guy!
He didn’t hit-and-run!
He knew to send him to the hospital.
And he himself had created a miracle under the truck’s wheels!
He stubbornly hung on to his life.
Before his chaotic brain could clear up, as he tried hard to open his small mouth to speak, a baby’s cry squeezed out from his mouth instead.
“Yi ya!”
Within his narrow vision, he raised his right arm.
“?”
Where did this chunk of dried beef come from?
“¥%@¥%”
A female voice came from nowhere into his ears, followed immediately by a worried and frightened face thrust right in front of Luoxiao’s eyes.
Unfamiliar yet familiar, the sudden appearance startled his poor heart.
His breathing grew heavy, which gradually cleared his chaotic head.
──So that’s how it is.
It made Luoxiao realize a few things.
His life was still here, but it also shouldn’t be anymore.
This thing raised on the right side of his vision, looking like a piece of dry, dull, lean meat jerky, was actually his original robust right arm.
That strained cry was himself, transformed into the voice of an infant.
──He seemed to have been hit by a truck and turned into a kid.
Was he probably dead?
──Or maybe he was reincarnated into a kid, skipping the line at Meng Po’s place and thrown straight into a womb.
Thinking hard, his eyes stared fixedly at the worried, unfamiliar woman in front of him, but the words coming out of her mouth were incomprehensible.
Did the world after the accident not seem to be the China he had lived in for over twenty years?
Frowning his almost nonexistent little eyebrows, he barely tried to distinguish?
Listening closely!
A nurse in white walked over from the side: “Yoshi! Yokatta!”
The white ceiling was like a woman’s white chest… ahem, white skin, bringing inspiration to Luoxiao.
This seemed to be… Japanese?
“…”
What was the situation?!
He was hit by a truck all the way to Japan.
Wouldn’t he turn into a Japanese person with a pretty decent life in the future?
Luoxiao closed both eyes.
──Pissed to death by the truck driver.
He wasn’t a qualified otaku; he was just a wealthy bachelor.
To be precise, a bachelor who had just gotten rich.
He had finally graduated from college, escaped the miserable life of a normie, climbed painfully under the oppression of capitalists, endured endless scolding from superiors!
Suffered through black-hearted companies, and finally quit in a huff!
After staying at home like a crazy otaku for three months, he unexpectedly won three million in the lottery.
Thinking good days were finally coming, he went to claim his prize in high spirits!
Just as the money hit his card.
He turned around and got hit by an out-of-control truck.
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As his memory ended, Luoxiao couldn’t hold back his emotions.
‘Aaaah!!! What?! What on earth is this!!’
‘I don’t want to be reincarnated or transmigrated! I want to live my life, I want to live the life of a rich man!! Why couldn’t transmigrating just go to those dead-end otakus with no girlfriend, no money, and no love?! Why me!!’
A helpless scream!
In the eyes of others, it was merely the cry of a newborn baby.
After asking the nurse a few anxious questions, the worried woman revealed a relieved smile again.
──It doesn’t matter, Madam.
A baby who can cry is a blessing.
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Lying in the crib for who knows how long, Luoxiao’s mind finally snapped back to reality and adjusted his mindset.
Since he was here, he might as well make the best of it.
If this wasn’t a dream, he had to live well.
His only remaining faint hope was that the driver who hit him had a tiny bit of conscience left, enough to lift his corpse, fumble through his clothes, pull out the wallet from his pocket, and take out the keys.
Then, according to the address on the ID card, quietly run to his house…
──To help format the D drive on his computer.
Yes, his phone needed to be formatted too.
…
Considering the current situation.
Luoxiao waited quietly for a while, counting the days based on the ceiling light switch.
He confirmed that this world was most likely not a dream.
Everything around him, including himself, had the word “reality” written all over it.
Screaming strained his throat, crying for too long made him tired, and bumping his hand against things hurt.
Observing his surroundings, the broader environment was likely Japan, and he was currently in a hospital.
By rolling around and exploring with his narrow vision, this was a fairly large room with many nurses, but there might only be one crib.
Based on the decor, women’s clothing, and medical equipment, it was the modern era in his memory.
Looking more at that pretty woman who worried about him… she would probably be his relative.
Judging by the attitude of so many nurses and doctors toward her…
…
A few days later, Luoxiao couldn’t help but smile again──he seemed to have transmigrated into a baby of a rich family!
It was just that he couldn’t understand their conversation, nor had he seen any couple who looked like his parents.
That woman?
Impossible.
Judging by his lean-meat-like limbs, he guessed he might be less than a week old?
If she were his mother, someone would be taking care of her during her postpartum confinement.
Yep, summarizing all this, Luoxiao was very satisfied with his deduction, and full of yearning for his unknown future!
He would become a child of a wealthy family, finally have loving relatives, and experience a childhood he had never felt before!
He still had his twenty-something thoughts and a college-educated brain!
A twenty-something intelligence installed inside a few-months-old baby!
This transmigration!
A total win!
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A total loss.
Luoxiao lost completely.
Counting the light switch times, when he finally endured until he was two months old, Luoxiao finally gained the right to watch television.
The moment the nurse turned on the TV, instead of focusing on the incomprehensible Japanese text floating on screen, he was shocked by the visual content!
‘My goodness! What is that? Why are the people inside flying?! Holy crap, why are there monsters?! What’s this, what’s this, that guy can breathe fire?’
A TV series?
Some Marvel movie.
Oh wait, this was the news.
What?
This was the news?!
After being confused for several more days, he finally realized that the current world wasn’t some wonderful Earth, but a brand-new superpower world where everyone had superpowers and monsters existed just like in novel worlds.
From his meager Japanese vocabulary, he finally understood that this woman who had been accompanying him, calling herself “Okaasan,” really was his mother.
In a superpower society, who still does traditional postpartum confinement!
They just take the baby and leave right after giving birth.
After transmigrating, his mental fortitude seemed to have weakened as well.
Recognizing reality, Luoxiao began to wail like a baby again.
He originally thought he could rely on his adult wisdom to dominate the kids’ circle, only to discover that this Japan didn’t seem quite the same as the Japan in his memory?!
Wouldn’t his literary knowledge be rendered completely useless?
Wait, no!
If this was a Japan with superpowers, then it was transmigration!
A transmigrator!
Wouldn’t that make him the main character?!
Oh right!
Figure it out, and Luoxiao was winning big again!
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Time skipped forward significantly by a whole seven months.
‘I’m going to die.’
Having finally learned to read a lot of Japanese text and fluently call out “Kaasan,” seven-month-old Luoxiao finally understood his own name.
In this life, the Japanese name his beautiful mother gave him was [Aikawa Yoji], representing light—the light brought to their family.
It was a very meaningful name, very pleasant to hear.
But it was fatal!
In seven months, after seeing his father just once, relying on the illustration face that left a deep impression in his memory, Luoxiao understood everything once again.
Mistake!
Friend, it’s a mistake!
This isn’t some reincarnation into an alternate world; this is transmigrating into a book!
Mother Aikawa Tsukizuki and father Aikawa Zo were clearly the parents of the protagonist in that garbage light novel “Is There a Problem with Me Opening a Harem on Campus While Bearing the Dragon God’s Consciousness” that Luoxiao had read during his months as an otaku!
Parents?
His mom and dad?!
No!
They were the foster parents of the protagonist, Aikawa Ritsuki!
And Aikawa Yoji was just a villain running through the whole story who would eventually be stabbed to death by his younger brother’s sword!
How could this be?
I finally got another chance at life, how could I lose so thoroughly!
Luoxiao didn’t want his fate decided by a book’s settings.
He had finally obtained the life he wanted; now that he could live again, he didn’t want to die!
‘In that case, if that’s how it is!’
‘If that’s how it is…’
‘In advance! I must eliminate my cheap younger brother in advance! Better him than me! Whether the world is destroyed or not has nothing to do with me!’
A haze was planted in the heart of the seven-month-old baby, preparing to unveil his villain chapter!
Ending the book early.
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Letting time fly!
The clock hands turned, and in the blink of an eye, it was five years later!
Luoxiao, who had been training since infancy, finally reached the day when the story’s protagonist was picked up.
Enduring and acting as a good older brother for a week or two, he took advantage of his parents not being home and barged in while his cheap younger brother was taking a bath!
He lifted him up with one hand!
Amid Aikawa Ritsuki’s confusion and painful wailing, he prepared to take his destiny into his own hands!!!!
“Itai! Itai yo! Onii-san!”
“I’m sorry, my Otouto-kun! For your brother’s future happiness, you have to… Huh?”
“…”
“You? Wait! Aikawa Ritsuki? Where’s your little Ritsuki?!”
“Damn it! Where’s your lower brother?! Where did your little Ritsuki go?!”
“Waaaaah! Brother, brother, waaaaaah!”
Luoxiao was dumbfounded.
The novel clearly stated it!
Aikawa Ritsuki was a guy, and he had scored with all the female leads.
What happened?
Why was little Ritsuki gone?
“Waaaaah! Brother!”
──Help, the main protagonist turned into my younger sister?
Waiting online, it’s pretty urgent.
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