Chapter 31 : Yena doesn’t stop (1)

< All players have been eliminated. >

Large text began to appear above the desolate land where no one remained but me.
Following this, I was designated the best player, and the highlight of this game was replayed.
The protagonist was, of course, me.

Usually, I would taunt the viewers or react appropriately to the situation, but strangely, I didn’t feel like it today.
I had won the previous game, and the game before that, and I always got the highlight, so there was nothing much to say.

“Yayyy…”

[ – Yena, if you seriously think that’s a victory cry, I’m going to kill you. ]
[ – Why is this girl so down today? ]
[ – It’s even more annoying because her attitude and game skills are opposites. ]

“I’m the same as always? Look. Good looks, unmatched skills. Everything backs me up.”

I purposely exaggerated my actions for the viewers.
I can’t let my bad mood show on the broadcast.
They’re using their precious time to watch my stream for entertainment.

[ – Are you going to keep acting like a b*tch? ]
[ – I want to flick Yena’s forehead so bad. ]
[ – A loyal subject never leaves… ]
[ – Seriously, even though I want to go to another stream, she’s uselessly good. ]

..Right?
You guys came here because you like me, right…?

[ – So, why are you in a bad mood? ]
[ – But it’s really been a while since she’s been upset. ]
[ – When was the last time? ]
[ – I think it’s the first time since she got a penalty and went to the police station to confess that she couldn’t control her sexual urges. ]
[ – No, but why is this situation the same? lol ]

Should I tell them?
Should I tell them the story of how I got super excited, confessed to WooSeok like we were kids again, and got demoted from childhood friend to just friend?

Or should I tell them that I’m jealous of the AI and have been checking WooSeok’s channel all day to see if he uploaded anything, not caring about my own stream at all?

As I was pondering, the highlight replay and waiting time ended, and I returned to my personal channel.
If my mood is this obvious to the viewers, it’s better to end the stream early, right?

Once I decide on something, I act immediately.
Since I, Choi Yena, live by this motto, I opened my mouth to the empty air.

“Guys, I’m sorry, but today—”

However, my words were turned 180 degrees by a single comment from a viewer.

[ – Breaking News) Jung WooSeok spotted in ‘My Goddess Can’t Be This Bitchy!’ ]
[ – What about today? ]
[ – Somehow, I think I know why she’s in a bad mood. ]

“Today is.. Today is.. Today’s game is!! ‘My Goddess Can’t Be This Bitchy!’”

As long as they don’t interfere, it’s fine.
This is just me worrying about WooSeok’s chastity as a friend.
It’s definitely not stalking…

[ – Surprisingly shameless. ]
[ – This is the Choi Yena I know. ]

“But… I don’t want to see WooSeok going out and having fun without me!”

[ – How is this acting cute?! ]
[ – I’m so annoyed, I clicked the unsubscribe button twice. ]
[ – Then you’re still subscribed, aren’t you? ]
[ – As a mom… I can’t abandon my daughter… ]

“Who’s my mom! Guys, let me get a boyfriend too. Okay?”

Amidst countless cheers from the viewers, I immediately ended the game I had promised to play today.
A promise is just a promise. I can just take a penalty later.
Spending time watching WooSeok is much more meaningful, right?

“Thank you for your support. Seeing the cheering comments gives me strength.”

[ – Where did you sell your promise? ]
[ – Please reflect on your actions. ]
[ – Yena, don’t do whatever you want. ]
[ – It’s really annoying to see her tension go back up lol ]

“Hoo… If you keep doing that, I’ll have no choice but to use my ultimate technique.”

I don’t know why I’m acting like this either.
It’s just that whenever WooSeok is involved, my energy goes wild.

[ – Technique? ]
[ – It’s going to be useless. ]
[ – Don’t do it, I’m warning you. ]

“Yena will do it.”

The chat window started to fill up with question marks.
Whatever, I’m going to meet my future husband.
Nothing can stand before love.

“Ultimate technique. < Whining. >”

[ – Do you really want a taste of being reported? ]
[ – Instead of cursing, please press the ‘Report’ button. ]
[ – Reason? ]
[ – Eye assault. ]

“No no~ Yena wants to go see WooSeok~”

Following this, the comments section was flooded with negativity and profanity, but it didn’t affect me at all.
Whatever you say, I’m going to follow my love!
Even dogs are going to Mars these days, so there’s no way I can’t go!

While bickering with the viewers, I started connecting to the game that had finished downloading.
WooSeok, I’m coming!

[ – Come to think of it, isn’t this your first time playing this game? ]

“Ah.”

As soon as I finished speaking, a majestic trumpet sound rang out from all directions, and the tutorial began.

“My encounter is?”

Along with the disappointment that it would take some time, the message WooSeok saw when he first played the game appeared to me as well.
I wondered if this was what fate felt like, but the content was the complete opposite of WooSeok’s.

< The two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy sincerely welcomes the arrival of the one with filthy and vulgar desires, cheering at their presence. >

“I’m getting déjà vu.”

[ – Hey, you too? ]
[ – What kind of thoughts are you having to make that appear? ]
[ – But it’s still amazing to see a constellation approach like that. ]

< The two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy tempts you, suggesting you join hands and fulfill all your desires. >

I really felt something whispering in my ear.
This is like, like…

“I, might conquer the world?”

[ – This girl is getting her chuunibyou again. ]
[ – Are there any suckers still left in this stream? ]
[ – But… if I stay in this stream, I might see WooSeok on his day off! ]

“This constellation said it’ll give me a class and exclusive weapon if I make a contract with it right now.”

Even though I haven’t played the game, it was so famous that I knew it well.
Although my purpose is a little twisted, wouldn’t WooSeok continue to play this game frequently since Gaia will be with him?
And there, I, who became the strongest on the server…

“Hehehe… Hunting. Successful.”

[ – Your inner turmoil is growing, Yena! ]
[ – That’s a really creepy laugh lol ]
[ – Officer! Over here! ]

“I’ll make the contract!”

Without hesitation, I shouted my willingness to become the contractor of the unknown constellation.
It’s a game where character deletion is impossible, so if I get a bad character, I have to stick with it until the end, but my main goal is stalking WooSeok, so it doesn’t really matter.

< A contract has been made with the two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy [ Vaikon ]. >

“Eh?”

< The two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy is very pleased with the twisted desires of its sole contractor. It will ‘extort’ a suitable piece of equipment and transform it into an exclusive equipment. >

“This pattern, could it be…?”

[ – Vaikon-nim has appeared lol ]
[ – Along with Unicorn, it’s one of the top constellations that do whatever the f*ck they want lol ]

Amidst the continuous stream of ‘lol’s, the item that would become my exclusive equipment began to descend towards me, emitting light.
It’s a gamer’s fate to get excited about extortion.

Even now, isn’t this super special treatment?
An exclusive weapon, a special class, and on top of that, the sole contractor of a world-class constellation!

So what if the constellation is reckless?
So what if the game is ruined?
As long as I can be the strongest!

Countless artifacts started flashing through my mind.
Since it’s a game based on mythology, Odin’s Eye, which the server’s number one player supposedly possesses?
Or the holy sword that guarantees victory for the player who conquered the continent?
I couldn’t contain my anticipation for what it would be.

Eventually, the light subsided, and the equipment was forcibly equipped on me.
Hmm! If it’s bound, I don’t have to worry about it being taken away, which is good!
The inability to change its appearance and the fact that it has to be worn at all times are downsides, but it must have good effects to compensate.
Besides, extortion… I might actually become the strongest?

[ – loooooooool ]
[ – Oh my god, this is crazy lol ]
[ – That ridiculously proud expression lol ]

“What, why are you laughing?”

When the chat, which I expected to be filled with envy, was once again filled with laughter, I finally realized that something was wrong.
Not good… that they’re enjoying this so much…
I hurriedly checked my bound equipment and its options.

[ Beloved’s Panties ]

“Eh?”

[ Grade: Legendary ]
[ Options: Somehow, wearing it on your head increases defense. Invincible against the female gender. ]

“W-What is this…”

[ Description: Vaikon couldn’t hide it’s joy upon seeing the player who first logged in filled with vulgar desires. For her, who was jealous of her nemesis recently targeting one person, a man at that, you, who logged in with impure thoughts aimed at the same man, are the perfect contractor. Now, with invincible defense, let’s corrupt that man! ]

I feel a warm sensation on my head.
A slightly warm touch, as if it’s just been taken off…
At the same time, a notification popped up, saying that my class has been changed to Saintess.

“I-It’s okay! Even if it looks like this, the ability is good and… Look! I’m a Saintess, right?”

I desperately tried to calm my slightly pounding heart and made excuses to no one in particular.
Ah, if this were real life, it would be the best gift, but I can never take it off, I’m a little embarrassed.

< The two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy shyly confesses that it has already thought of our team name. >

“But this… did it really take what I was wearing right now?”

< The two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy affirms. It says it’s currently not wearing any panties and roars to the whole world that the time of corruption is not far off. All monsters’ attack power in all regions has increased by 500%. Monster breeding rate increased. >

“That’s right, my adventure starts now!”

< The two-horned Divine Beast of Jealousy then corrects that you seem to have misunderstood the class. >

“Huh? It clearly says Saintess here…”

It really does.
The class name is subtly different.
Looking closely… Whore?

That’s right.
My class is… a vulgar woman, Whore for short.