Chapter 32 : Yena doesn’t stop (2)

“[All players have been defeated.]”

The words appeared, huge, across the desolate landscape where I was the only one left.

Then, I was designated as the best player, and the highlights of this game began to play.

I was the protagonist, too.

Normally, I’d taunt the viewers or act in a way that fit the situation, but today, I strangely lacked energy.

I’d won the last round, and the one before that, and the highlights were all me, but I had nothing to say.

“Yay…”

[– Yena, if you seriously think that’s a victory cheer, I’ll kill you.]

[– Why is this b*tch so down today?]

[– Her attitude and game skills are inversely proportional, making it even more infuriating.]

“I’m the same as always, okay? Look. Good looks, unparalleled skill. Everything supports me.”

I deliberately exaggerated my actions to show the viewers.

I can’t let my bad mood show on the broadcast.

They’re using their precious time to watch my broadcast for entertainment.

[– Are you going to keep acting like a b*tch?]

[– I’m so tempted to give Yena 500 nut shots.]

[– The loyal subjects do not leave….]

[– It’s true, I want to go to another stream, but she’s unnecessarily good.]

..Right?

You guys came here because you like me, right..?

[– So why are you in a bad mood.]

[– But it’s really been a while since she’s been in a bad mood.]

[– When was the last time?]

[– Probably the first time since she got a penalty and went to the police station to turn herself in for not being able to control her lust.]

[– No, why is that situation the same as this lol]

Should I talk about it?

Should I spill the story of how I got excited about getting close to WooSeok again like when we were kids, confessed, and got demoted from childhood friend to just a friend?

Or should I talk about how I’m jealous of an AI and I’ve been going in and out of WooSeok’s channel all day to see if anything’s been uploaded, and I’m not paying attention to my own broadcast at all?
While I was hesitating, the highlight replay and waiting time ended, and I returned to my personal broadcast channel.

If my mood is visible enough to the viewers, it’s probably better to end the broadcast early, right?

Once I’ve decided, I act immediately.

Choi Yena lives by this motto, so I opened my mouth to the void.

“Guys, I’m sorry, but today—”

But my words were completely reversed by a single viewer comment.

[– Breaking News) Jung WooSeok found in ‘My Goddess Can’t Be This F*cking Annoying!’]

[– What was it today?]

[– I think I know why she’s in a bad mood.]

“Today.. today.. Today’s game is!! ‘My Goddess Can’t Be This F*cking Annoying!’ It’s decided!”

As long as it doesn’t interfere, it’s fine.

This is just a friend being worried about WooSeok’s chastity being stolen.

It’s definitely not stalking…

[– Surprisingly shameless.]

[– This is the Choi Yena I know.]

“But.. I don’t want to see WooSeok having fun without me!”

[– Where are you getting this aegyo from!]

[– I’m so annoyed I pressed the unsubscribe button twice.]

[– Isn’t that just subscribing again?]

[– As a mother… I can’t abandon my daughter..]

“Who’s your mom! Guys, let me get a boyfriend too, okay?”

Receiving countless cheers from the viewers, I immediately ended the game I’d promised to play today.

The promise? Well, I can just take the penalty later.

Watching WooSeok is a much more meaningful use of time, right?

“Thanks for the support. The cheering comments give me strength.”

[– Where did you sell the promise?]

[– Please just reflect on yourself.]

[– Yena, don’t do everything you want to do.]

[– It’s really annoying to see her tension go back up lol]

“Hoo.. If you keep this up, I’ll have to use my ultimate secret weapon.”

I don’t even know why I’m like this myself.

It’s just, when WooSeok is involved, my tension goes wild.

[– Secret weapon?]

[– It’s probably going to be really useless.]

[– Don’t do it, I warned you.]

“Yena will do it.”

The chat window began to be filled with question marks.

Whether they like it or not, I’m going to meet my future husband.

Everything is insignificant in the face of love.

“Secret Weapon. < Throwing a Tantrum.>”

[– Do you really want to taste being reported?]

[– Instead of cursing, please just click the ‘Report’ button once.]

[– What’s the reason?]

[– Eye bleach.]

“No, no~ Yena’s going to meet WooSeok~”

The comment section was subsequently filled with curses and swear words, but they didn’t affect me at all.

Whether you like it or not, I’m going to pursue my love!

If a dog can go to Mars, why can’t I!

While I was bickering with the viewers, the game I’d downloaded was finally finished, and I started logging in.

WooSeok, I’m coming!

[– Oh, by the way, isn’t this your first time playing this game?]

“Ah.”

As soon as I finished speaking, a majestic trumpet sound rang out from all directions, and the tutorial began.

“My meeting?”
With a bit of disappointment that it would take some time, the same message that WooSeok had seen when he first played the game appeared to me.

I wondered if this was what it meant to be soulmates, but the content was the complete opposite of WooSeok’s.

[The two-horned god of jealousy cheers at the sight of the one with filthy and vile desires, and wholeheartedly welcomes you to this world.]

“I’m having déjà vu.”

[– Hey, you too?]

[– What are you thinking to get that to pop up?]

[– But it’s still amazing to see a constellation approaching like that.]

[The two-horned god of jealousy tempts you to join hands with him and realize all your desires.]

I really felt like something was whispering in my ear.

This is like, like…

“I might conquer the world?”

[– This b*tch is having her chuunibyou phase again.]

[– Are there any suckers left in this room who haven’t left yet?]

[– But.. if I stay in this room, I can see WooSeok on his days off!]

“This constellation says if I sign a contract with him right now, he’ll give me a job and a dedicated weapon.”

I hadn’t played the game, but it was so famous that I knew it well.

Although my purpose was a little twisted, as long as WooSeok and Gaia continued to be together, wouldn’t he play this game often?

And if I, who became the strongest in the server, there…

“Hehehe… Hunting. Successful.”

[– The inner turmoil is leaking out, Yena!]

[– That’s a really creepy laugh lol]

[– Police lady! It’s here!]

“I’ll sign the contract!”

Without hesitation, I shouted that I would become the contractor of the constellation whose identity I didn’t even know.

It’s a game where you can’t delete your character, so if you get a bad character, you have to keep it until the end, but my main purpose is stalking WooSeok, so it doesn’t really matter.

[The contract with the two-horned god of jealousy [Bicorn] has been established.]

“Eh?”

[The two-horned god of jealousy is very satisfied with the twisted desires of his only contractor. He ‘loots’ suitable equipment and transforms it into dedicated equipment.]

“This pattern is perhaps…”

[– Bicorn is here lol]

[– Along with Unicorn, the peak of constellations that act according to their own d*ck lol]

Amidst the constant stream of lol’s, the item that would become my dedicated equipment began to shine and descend towards me.

The fact that it’s looted makes me look forward to it, it’s the fate of a gamer.

Even just looking at it now, isn’t it super special treatment?

A dedicated weapon, a special job, and the only contractor of the world’s top constellation!

What if the constellation is unreasonable?

What if the game is ruined?

As long as I can become the strongest!

Countless artifacts began to pass through my mind.

Since it’s a game based on mythology, maybe Odin’s Eye, which the number one player on the server had?

Or the holy sword that guarantees the victory of the player who conquered the continent?

I couldn’t stand the anticipation of what the contents would be.

Then, the light faded, and the equipment was forcibly equipped on me.

Hmm! If it’s bound, I don’t have to worry about it being taken away, and that’s good!

The appearance change is impossible and it’s always worn, which is a drawback, but it must have good effects to compensate.

Besides, it’s looted…. I might really become the strongest?

[– Hahahahahahaha]

[– Are you f*cking kidding me lol]

[– What’s with that smug look lol]

“What, why are you laughing?”

The chat window, which I expected to be filled with envy, was instead filled with laughter again, and only then did I realize that something was wrong.

It’s not good.. That they’re enjoying this so much…

I hurriedly checked my bound equipment and its options.

[Panties of the Beloved]

“Eh?”

[Grade: Legendary]

[Options: Somehow, wearing them on your head increases defense. Against Gender: Female, you are invincible.]

“What, what is this…”

[Description: Bicorn was overjoyed to see someone who first logged into the game filled with filthy desires. For her, whose rival was recently targeting one person, and a man at that, you, who are targeting the same man with impure intentions, are the best contract target. Now, with invincible defense, let’s corrupt that man!]

I feel a warm sensation on my head.

A touch that feels like the body temperature of something that was just taken off..

At the same time, an alarm popped up saying that my job had been changed to Holy Maiden.

“It’s, it’s okay! Even if it looks like this, the abilities are good.. Look! I’m a Holy Maiden, right?”

I tried to calm my slightly pounding heart and made an excuse to who knows who.

Ah, if this were real, it would be the best gift, but I can’t take it off, and even I’m a little embarrassed.

[The two-horned god of jealousy shyly confesses that he has already thought of our team name.]

“But this.. Did you really bring what I was wearing right now?”

[The two-horned god of jealousy affirms. He says that he is currently not wearing panties, and roars to the whole world that the time of corruption is near. The attack power of monsters in all regions increases by 500%. The breeding speed of monsters increases.]

“Right, my adventure starts now!”

[The two-horned god of jealousy corrects that you seem to have misunderstood the job.]

“Huh? It clearly says Holy Maiden here..”

It really did.

My job title was subtly different.

Looking closely… Sl*tty Maiden?

That’s right.

My job was…. Sltty Woman, shortened to Slt.