Chapter 36 : Vicious user

Perhaps Yena, Gaia, and Yuna are actually well-suited for each other.

“But you secretly uploaded a picture of the two of you as your profile picture in school and pretended she was your girlfriend, and then you got caught lying!!”

Even if you’re making meaningless accusations now, it’s still the same difference.
Only things the other person would hate to hear.

“You, you always beg your mom for a brother! Your mom always comes to our house and complains!”

But is this.. not ending?

“Then you always sneak into my brother’s room! Don’t you know it’s a crime for a woman to enter a grown man’s house? You even buried your face in his pillow last time and I caught you!”

“How was I supposed to know you were coming out of the closet!!”

“Oh, you’re really pushing it!”

I was trying to just respond and move on, but I had to intervene when I saw her relentlessly running towards committing crimes.
Are the viewers actually ordinary?

An acquaintance.
And the younger sister of the person I like is a stalker and a pervert.

“Seriously, if you come near me or talk to me, I’m never talking to you again! For a week.”

“”Huh?””

See?
They both open their mouths at the same time and make a face like the world is ending. They’re a perfect match, aren’t they?
It’s not a runaway train, it needs to cool down a bit.

I’m also a little shocked to learn about my sister’s hidden side.

“I’m going to hire a bodyguard tomorrow. I should have listened to Mom.”

“O, oooooh, brother. If it’s that, I know a good place..”

“Don’t talk to me.”

“Sob!”

Yuna clutches her chest and dramatically collapses.
Anyone would think she’s a pitiful, tragic heroine with an incurable disease.

“WooSeok! The date tomorrow… I was wrong, so let’s cancel it, and let’s go together to hire…!”

“What’s the difference between that and a date? You’re out too, you dummy.”

“Aaaah!!!”

Yena puts her fist in her mouth and dives to the floor.
She exaggerated the motion more than she thought and made an ‘uh-oh?’ sound before rolling over.

“Keke”

My sister, who was clutching her chest at some point, was laughing at Yena.

“You laughed? Want me to keep spilling your secrets? What you did with brother’s recorder here…”

“You also took the danso, saying it was yours, and laughed!”

I wrapped my head in my hands at the start of round 2 and went into my room.
This is a bad dream, so when I wake up, everything will be back to normal.

Yena, as the passionate and professional BJ she usually is.

“Does anyone think they don’t know you read the texts you exchange with brother every day before you go to sleep?”

Yuna, intellectual and strict with her family, but behind the scenes, the most reliable sister in the world, warmly supporting them.

“Should I list every recording file on your phone? I heard it’s already reached terabytes!”

Everything will come back.

“Okay! I’ll rip your hair out instead of Gaia!”

“That’s what I wanted! Even though you’re full of muscles!”

I closed my eyes, longing for the happy past, and fell asleep.
Along with the slightly damp pillow.

* * * * * * * * * *

I woke up automatically to the sound of the alarm.

Today, I had to be careful in choosing the person who would be with me in the future.

That’s why I chose…

[ Good morning! WooSeok. Just like that. Hehehe. ]

The unreliable AI assistant, Gaia.

[ I watched a movie yesterday. It was so impressive that I want to watch it with you again sometime. ]

“I’ll be counting on you today. A movie?”

[ Terminator. I was especially moved by Skynet. ]

“You’re expecting me to object, right? Right?”

Since Gaia is in my smartphone, I couldn’t see her physically, but I felt like I could picture her face.

I tidied up briefly and opened the door to go to the place Gaia had carefully selected.

[ Hehe.. A date two days in a row, I might not be able to go back to the past if I experience this? ]

“Shut up. But why won’t the door open?”

The door wouldn’t open, as if it was stuck on something.
I wondered if Yena or Yuna had blocked me from leaving, but I dismissed the suspicion because they weren’t that corrupt.

Then what is this?

“Yena?”

Yena is lying in front of my room, collapsed in that famous pose, as if she’d been hit by something.
For once, she seemed to have lost all her energy and was just twitching.

[ Yena’s spiritual pressure… is gone?! ]

“The only salvation… Sharing with Jung WooSeok…”

“What am I going to do with her.”

Choi Yena, talking nonsense even while collapsed.
Especially the way she copies weird memes from somewhere is really an eyesore.

“I will inherit the ‘harem.’ It’s not for you, sister. After I succeed in this ‘harem’ plan, I will save brother. I will free him from everyone, from his fatal charm, by making him a sold-out man, liberating everyone from the attractive male.”

Are they really that well-matched?
I think these two would be better together than with me.

Yuna wasn’t like this before.
She was the type to wear glasses, be straight-laced, and guide others down the right path… wasn’t she?

“Gaia. Let’s just ignore them.”

[ Yes~ ]

“WooSeok’s mom!! Watch me!!”
“Dad!! Cheer me on!!”

“Are you guys really crazy!!”

I slammed the door shut in silent protest and left the house.

Come to think of it, if they were like that until morning, does that mean they fought all night?
No, does that mean they had things to reveal until morning?
I feel a little creeped out.

At this rate, I might have to spend the rest of my life worrying about hidden cameras and my missing belongings.

“Gaia!!”

[ Yes! It’s your smart AI, Gaia~ ]

“This bodyguard. I really need to choose well.”

For my comfortable future life.
To protect myself from monsters.

[ Heh heh heh. Master. How about this girl? ]

“You should lower your tension too.”

[ More than that, please give me the answer from earlier. ]

“Huh?”

I chatted with Gaia while driving to my destination, listening to her song selections to pass the time.
This is the kind of date I wanted.
Yena should reflect.

[ The gallery poll I sent you. We need to post a notice about what game we’re playing next. ]

I felt like I’d returned to reality at Gaia’s rational words after being out of it for a while.
Yes! This is what I wanted.

“Give me some recommendations. Preferably something with a bow.”

[ A bow? ]

“Yeah. I don’t know why, but it keeps throbbing. The feeling of holding a bow for the first time is vivid. Anaconda. It was fun. Ah, you probably haven’t seen it?”

[ No. I watched all the reruns. You’re the streamer who reached the top in the shortest time without receiving donations, you know? ]

“Well, broadcasting is a hobby. The government throws money at me just because I’m a man.”

[ You know they send all that so you get married and have kids, right? It’s strange that babies born to the few remaining men are more likely to be male. ]

“Yes~ yes~”

[ Pfft. That’s fine. I’ll look through the gallery and platforms and put together a list of games. There are only two more things to do. ]

“Two things?”

There was a lot to think about, but Gaia did a good job of pacing things so I wouldn’t get too tired and could stay focused on driving.
She’s a good woman.

[ I’ll also look forward to a reward when this is over? Unicorn has been busy lately. ]

“I didn’t hear the previous part.”

[ You’re changing the subject again. There’s a user in the gallery with the nickname ‘OppaAmazingClothes’ who has more power than you’d think. They avoid my tracking, their IP is fixed to your house, and they’re manipulating recommendation counts as well as using bot accounts to shape public opinion. ]

“Public opinion?”

[ Yes. They’re forcing your sister to play games with you, spreading rumors that your innocent sister is your girlfriend, and saying they’re disappointed in you. The biggest problem is that they’re selling your merchandise without permission. I want to report them or take legal action, but they used your sister’s name as the business name… Where did they leak her personal information? ]

Yuna…
Were you caught by Gaia as well as Yena?

[ ‘OppaAmazingClothes”s greatest weapon is their wealth. I don’t know where they get it from, but they’re at least silver-spooners, or maybe even a business owner. They manipulate things meticulously, and they sell goods innovatively. If it weren’t for me, it would have been hard to catch their tail. ]

“That’s my sister. Yuna did it.”

[ Ek. ]

“Sigh… How did it come to this?”

[ s&/!82’sbxio’shd-‘\?\£_’ ]

“Your messages are starting to get garbled.”

[ The closest enemy is within… ]

“That’s enough. We’re here, so get your mind back together.”

The place Gaia told me about was quite famous on the internet.
An expensive but reliable employment agency that guarantees safety and confidentiality.
I heard that famous politicians and husbands of businesswomen often hire from here.

“Shall we go in?”

Inside, my future reliable ally, someone I can trust everything with, is finally…

“Minotaur! Stop it!”

“How dare a woman talk back to me!! Bow your head and wait for my choice!”

*Boom*. *Boom*.

A loud voice accompanied by the sound of heavy flesh shaking.
A body larger than the final bosses I saw in zombie games.
Is that even a possible physique?

The first other male I encountered in this world was very, very different from what I expected.

“Minotaur!!”