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Join the Server“Dog system, say that again!”
“Saying it again won’t change anything. Host, you’ve transmigrated into this roadside female villain named Gu Qianqian. Your ending is to be kicked to death by the female lead. It’s a tragic one, you know.”
“Thanks for the unnecessary reminder.”
“No need to thank me. Want me to show you a photo of your miserable death?”
“How thoughtful of you.”
“Serving our host wholeheartedly is our motto.”
“Heh.”
Gu Qianqian looked at her reflection on the phone screen, and a herd of alpacas stampeded through her mind.
She had just dozed off during her lunch break, so how did she end up in such a ridiculous… no, utterly infuriating transmigration?
And it wasn’t even a regular one. Who goes from male to female and ends up as such a little loli?
Gu Qianqian had to admit the face in the dormitory mirror was adorable. With those big, sparkling eyes, those luscious little red lips, that delicate oval face…
But she was a guy, damn it!
Fine, maybe this kind of plot wasn’t uncommon these days.
They said that out of ten lolis, nine were rich, and one owned a seaside villa.
If she could transmigrate and enjoy the life of a wealthy woman, that wouldn’t be too bad, right?
But why did it have to be her that ended up as a nobody on the roadside?
From what the dog system said, this body had no background, no connections. Not to mention money, she didn’t even have a single coin except what she extorted from the female lead.
Why would a little girl extort money?
Of course, because Gu Qianqian was set as a brainless evil female villain, and a minor one at that. Her entire purpose was to be kicked to death by the female lead later on, giving the lead a satisfying revenge.
As for the female lead, in the early stages she was a pitiable pure white flower. Even someone like Gu Qianqian, who had nothing and couldn’t even beat the lead in a hair-pulling fight, could trample on her.
And if a teacher caught them, the lead would even help Gu Qianqian with a pitiful plea.
If that was the case, to avoid being kicked to death by the awakened dark lead in the future, she should stay away from the lead immediately, or at least show goodwill, to possibly avoid the tragic ending.
But the problem was… that kind of lead seemed to have been long buried in the past.
“You said it again, what’s the plot now?”
“The female lead Lin Feiyu has already turned dark and been reborn.”
“With memories from her previous life?”
“Yeah.”
“So why did she turn dark?”
“Everyone around her was evil. She suffered countless betrayals, deceptions, harms, slanders… It’s amazing she held out until the final stages before snapping, don’t you think?”
“Dog system, are you feeling sorry for her?”
“Not really. I’m just saying, seeing a pure white flower get stained black… hehe, it’s so satisfying, so exciting, you know? It’s like the joy of staining a white paper black.”
“Damn it, you get your kicks, but the price is chopping villains like me into mincemeat!”
“Oh, sorry, host. I almost forgot you’re one of the targets of her revenge, and the nobody kind at that.”
Her fists clenched.
Her fists were hard!
Gu Qianqian thought that if the system had a physical body, she’d punch it to pieces right now, and beat the crap out of it.
What? Does a system even have a digestive system?
Gu Qianqian said if it didn’t, then how could it spew so much shit?
The female lead turning dark meant what?
It meant she was settling accounts. It meant she’d started her hunt, and it was one that wouldn’t stop until death.
Everyone who had bullied her, deceived her, betrayed her…
All of them were doomed.
Villains like Gu Qianqian, without power or backing, would be the first to get kicked to death.
Now Lin Feiyu was reborn, likely with her previous life’s advantages to take revenge.
Then what about her? Wasn’t she about to die soon?
That dog system was still here spouting such self-satisfied comments. Gu Qianqian rushed to ask, “Stop being so glib, dog system. Show me the upcoming plot!”
“I need to find a loophole in the female lead and find a safe place to hide!”
This was a failed transmigration, Gu Qianqian thought.
Other people might have golden fingers, but at least they knew the plot. She was completely in the dark, and she didn’t even have time to lament turning into a girl. Now, survival was the top priority.
It was like cramming, and she’d never been good at that, but reading the plot might still give her a way out.
Then…
“Sorry, host. The plot I have is only about the female lead’s previous life. For this life, there is none.”
Gu Qianqian was taken aback, then furious: “Are you kidding me? You’re screwing me, screwing your host…”
What a useless system.
But then she thought, previous life was still better than nothing.
After her rebirth, Lin Feiyu certainly wouldn’t act like a pure white flower and slowly wait until later to turn dark, so many of the plot points would change…
But if she could know some in advance, she might still find a way to avoid things, especially anything about herself.
“Fine, previous life it is. Hurry up and generate the report!”
“Sorry, host, you need favorability points to unlock each segment.”
Gu Qianqian took a deep breath, truly laughing in anger.
She wiped her mouth and asked the question of the hour: “Dog system, I want to ask you something.”
“Ask away, but why do you keep calling me dog system? If you keep it up, I’m going to get mad. (▼へ▼メ)”
“Stop being cute! Dog system, dog system, dog system, dog system!!!”
Gu Qianqian cursed internally: “Look into my eyes and tell me, what’s in it for you if I die?!”
The system’s voice suddenly weakened: “No, nothing. Without a host, I’d have to drift in the void, searching for a new suitable host over a long time.”
“And if my performance quota isn’t met, I’ll be punished.”
“Then hurry up and generate the plot document for me, you idiot!” Gu Qianqian had no other options, wondering how she’d ended up with such an unreliable thing. “Do I need to teach you what to do? And you’re charging me favorability points? What even is that?”
“Favorability points are generated when the female lead Lin Feiyu shows favor toward you. You can use them to exchange for lots of good things,” the system explained.
Then it weakly added, “It’s not like I want to charge you. It’s the rule.”
“If I break the rules and get caught, at worst I’ll lose my intelligence, which I paid a huge price to keep. At worst…”
At worst, you’ll die a horrible death, right?
Gu Qianqian: (# ̄~ ̄#)
What a waste!
“Then just don’t get caught.”
“It’s not that easy…”
“Then I might as well end myself for some peace.”
“Don’t, don’t, don’t, host… I… I… Ah, forget it! I’ll apply for a newcomer gift for you and give you 5 favorability points!”
“Is that all? That’s like giving scraps to a beggar! Without some superpower blood, I won’t have any will to live.”
“Damn host, don’t push it. Take it or leave it! o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)”
Fine, it seemed she couldn’t squeeze anything more out of it.
This dog system had nothing whatsoever, but it was the best at screwing over its own host.
Soon, Gu Qianqian used the 5 favorability points from the newcomer gift to unlock a segment of the female lead’s previous life involving herself during the current time period.
But after a quick read, she was completely shaken and nearly jumped up.
“What do you mean, in the previous life, the academy organized an off-campus practice this afternoon, and at night they were attacked by monsters, and the female lead only saved half the people after getting hurt herself?”
“Now that Lin Feiyu has been reborn with her dark self, does that mean tonight, except for herself, all of us are going to die?!”
Oh no… This was really bad.
Gu Qianqian was genuinely panicking now.
She’d thought she still had time to prepare, but the shadow of death was already looming over her head.
It really was death knocking at death’s door, and it had come home?
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