Chapter 35: My Sister is a Siscon

Without explanation, Su Xiao Zi simply picked up Su Xiaoxiao and walked straight to the bathroom.

Su Xiaoxiao’s body was light and soft, like a marshmallow floating in the sky. With just a slight effort, Su Xiao Zi could lift her entire body.

Su Xiaoxiao was only wearing a thin T-shirt, and when her skin pressed against her sister’s, she could feel her body temperature, which was unexpectedly embarrassing.

‘So the sister I always thought was short is actually so… boyfriend-like?’

‘No, that’s not right, it’s just because I’ve become even shorter than her.’

“Xiao Zi.” Su Xiaoxiao uttered a helpless and powerless sound.

“Hmm?”

“For bathing, I can completely—do it by myself, right?”

“No, you’re too dirty, like you just came from moving bricks at a construction site. The way you usually just quickly wash yourself won’t get you clean at all; I’ll help you.”

‘Is it that exaggerated…?’

‘Although, after a battle with the Bloodkin on campus, it’s possible I got some dust on me.’

‘But “coming from moving bricks at a factory” is too much.’

Su Xiao Zi’s tone was perfectly natural, but Su Xiaoxiao’s expression had already turned to stone.

‘—This whole situation just feels so weird, no matter how you look at it!?’

“Hehe, Big Brother, if you sweetly call me Jiejie one more time, I’ll let you off.”

Su Xiao Zi playfully stuck out her little pink tongue.

“I refuse, Su Xiao Zi. I’m clearly your brother, why would I call you Jiejie?”

“Hmph, then I’m your dad.”

“I really can only be your brother.”

“I really can only be your dad.”

“Here we go again…”

While Su Xiaoxiao was clutching her head, feeling a bit depressed, she had already been led to the bathroom door.

Su Xiao Zi freed one hand and gently twisted the doorknob, pushing the bathroom door open. A cool, damp air wafted out, even mixed with a faint scent of her sister’s shower gel from last night.

Su Xiaoxiao resisted fiercely at the doorway for a while.

Finally, the two siblings made a pact, reluctantly reaching an agreement: Su Xiaoxiao only needed to shower with her back to her.

Su Xiao Zi gently placed her on a small stool in the bathroom, letting her sit there and wait. Precious items handled with care; Su Xiaoxiao felt her sister was exceptionally meticulous and gentle today.

“Click.” Afterward, Su Xiao Zi turned and locked the bathroom door.

Su Xiaoxiao’s heart also suddenly thumped.

“After a good bath, I’ll find some girl’s clothes for you to wear. It looks like your old clothes won’t fit anymore… Hmm, does this mean I’ll have to buy you some?”

“Then, why did you lock the door…?”

“Eek, Big Brother, you really are a pervert. You’re the only one who doesn’t lock the door when you shower, aren’t you?”

“O-oh, that’s how it is, ahaha, y-yes, you’re right…”

Su Xiaoxiao chuckled, scratching her cheek with her finger.

Still at a stalemate, Su Xiaoxiao wanted to put up a last stand, but Su Xiao Zi had already pinched the hem of her T-shirt.

“Be good~ Raise your arms, and take this shirt off first.”

“Hold on! Th-this, already time to take it off!?”

Su Xiaoxiao panicked, quickly grabbing the hem of her shirt with both hands, not letting Su Xiao Zi pull it up.

Su Xiao Zi’s eyes showed innocence and confusion, and she strangely retorted: “Yes, otherwise, how would you shower? Do you want to shower with your clothes on?”

“No, can’t I…?”

“No, it’s not a matter of showering with or without clothes. Does it have to be you helping me bathe? Even though my body is small now and my gender has changed to female, I’m perfectly capable of showering by myself.”

“Don’t treat me like a three-year-old!”

Su Xiao Zi’s eyelashes twitched slightly, and she puffed out her little mouth. As if ignoring her words, she said to herself: “Take it off now, Jiejie doesn’t like dirty naughty children.”

‘What, she’s already fully embodying the Jiejie role?’

“Splash—”

Su Xiao Zi’s eyes were sharp. In the instant Su Xiaoxiao relaxed, she pulled the T-shirt up. Because it was very oversized, the white T-shirt was already thrown into the laundry basket almost before Su Xiaoxiao could even react.

And so, in the bathroom.

A high-pitched female scream piercing through the ceiling suddenly echoed throughout the entire house…