Chapter 131: I’ll Make You Meow Like Crazy!

“I’ll X you until you’re meowing like crazy!”

One quick thrust — and she let out a single “meow”.

“Grab the ears, come on, meow faster!”

Su Xiaoxiao spoke in the greasy tone of a perverted old uncle,
even mimicking the motions herself.

“Like this?”

“Ahem… um… Big Brother, the things you’re imagining are a bit off.
It’s not that kind of shop… it’s just a normal milk tea shop, really.”

“A normal milk tea shop has underage little maids meowing at the entrance on the street?!
They probably haven’t even sold a few cups before the manager gets hauled away by the police uncle.”

Su Xiao Zi propped her head on her hand.
After thinking it over carefully… yeah, it actually made sense.
As a maid mascot, Su Xiaoxiao still looked way too young.

Su Xiaoxiao stood up from the floor and started walking back toward her room.

“See? It won’t work.
And anyway, I’m not going to meow.”

“Then… then how about when you’re changing clothes,
that super sweet Japanese line —
‘Welcome home, Master~’”

“!? When did you hear that?!”

“Oh, Evran told me.
I actually didn’t quite believe it at first…
but it’s real, huh?
Big Brother, you’re surprisingly girly.
You’ve got real potential to become a little maid~”

“Evran————”

A pitch-black emotion roiled inside Su Xiaoxiao’s heart.
She quietly clenched her fist.

At this point, to prevent her shameful secret from being publicly executed…
it seemed the only option left was murder to silence the witness!

“And since the punishment is gone…
there’s no helping it.
Don’t even think about running away.”

Su Xiaoxiao, who had been stealthily trying to slip away while Su Xiao Zi was distracted,
suddenly felt the back of her neck gripped by fate itself.

Only two little feet clad in white stockings remained, flailing helplessly in the air.

“Aaaahhhh! I don’t want to look at my own body!
This is a crime! I’ll get arrested!”

“Looking at your own body won’t get you arrested!”

“It will! It will!
I can already feel the police cuffs on my heart!
A powerful sense of guilt has been born!”

Su Xiao Zi and Su Xiaoxiao tugged and pulled at each other,
starting an intense tug-of-war right at the bathroom door.

“I just put this maid outfit on!
I’m not taking it off again!
This is my last shred of dignity!”

“Ding-dong, ding-dong.”

At that moment, the doorbell rang from the direction of the front door.

Both of them froze instantly.
They exchanged a glance,
then simultaneously turned their eyes toward the entrance.

“Big Brother, did you order a delivery?”

“No, I thought you ordered takeout.”

“Then who could it be?”

“Maybe your bestie?”

“Xiao Qian didn’t say she was coming over today.
She’s probably helping out as a server at her family’s milk tea shop.
Should be busy, right?”

Su Xiao Zi finally let go of Su Xiaoxiao’s hand.
Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly dashed back to her room,
grabbed a large black coat,
and wrapped herself up tightly from head to toe.

The maid outfit was strictly limited to being seen by Su Xiao Zi, Tina, and Evran.
She absolutely did not want anyone else to witness her in this state.

However… Su Xiaoxiao was a bit of an airhead.
She was so focused on covering her body with the coat
that she completely forgot to take off the cat ears on her head.

Evran stared blankly at Su Xiaoxiao for a second,
then burst out laughing at how ridiculous she looked.

“Hahahaha! Is it really that cold?
Do you need me to hug you and warm you up?”

“No thanks, Flat Board.
You’d just poke me.”

Hearing Su Xiaoxiao’s teasing-yet-disgusted jab,
Evran’s eyes widened in shock.
She straightened her back,
looking ready to argue for her life.

“HAH!? Flat Board!?
Sure, I’m not as stacked as your little sister,
but I’ve still got something, okay?!
Ah~ I get it now.
You’ve already fallen for your sister’s chest muscles,
you filthy necrophile siscon!”

“Don’t talk nonsense!
I don’t!
She’s my actual little sister —
how could I possibly have those kinds of thoughts?!”

“You totally are!
You’re a dead-little-sister-con!”

“Aaaaah! Enough talk!
I’m fighting you!
We’ll settle this with our fists!”

“Bring it!
I won’t hold back either!”

The two of them traded barbs back and forth,
swords clashing with tongues.
When they said fight, they meant fight —
they leaned forward, foreheads pressed together,
glaring at each other with murder in their eyes.

At the same time, the ahoge hairs on their heads began to dance wildly.
One silver ahoge and one pink ahoge started dueling back and forth.

The two ahoge hairs fought with heaven-shaking fury —
sword flashes, blade shadows,
moving so fast afterimages appeared.

Their momentum was overwhelming, sweeping up terrifying gusts of wind all around them.

“Aaaaahhh!”

“Yayayayaya!”

Tina, standing off to the side eating ice cream,
watched them with the expression of someone looking at two giant idiots.

Even the two ahoge hairs seemed to be thinking:
This is too much.
Just a moment ago they were cuddling and flirting,
and now they’re suddenly trying to kill each other again.

“Stop. No more fighting.”

Evran called a halt first.
Her pink ahoge stopped moving,
then gently wrapped itself around the silver one in a hug.

“Hmph. What, giving up already?”

“Because fighting hurts feelings.
Our bond is so precious —
I don’t want to damage it.
Not even the tiniest crack.”

“Even if you say cringy stuff like that, it won’t work!
I’m gonna Ora Ora Ora you!”

“Then I’ll just keep hugging your ahoge and never let go!”

“Wah! You’re so cheeky!
Aaaahhh it’s tangled! Tangled tangled tangled!
It hurts hurts hurts hurts…”

“Hehehe, serves you right —
that’s what you get for being naughty—”

While the two of them were bickering on the surface but actually flirting like crazy underneath,
suddenly — like a computer losing power —
Evran’s words cut off mid-sentence.

Her expression turned unusually serious.

Su Xiaoxiao looked at her suspiciously,
wondering if she was plotting something sneaky.

“An Exterminator is here.”

“Hm? Extermina—”

The moment after Evran finished speaking,
Su Xiaoxiao also sensed it through pure instinct:
a considerably powerful Exterminator force was burning nearby.

And the direction it was coming from…
was right outside the door!

“Whatever the situation is, let’s hide first.”

With that, Evran scooped Su Xiaoxiao up in her arms
and sprinted toward the bedroom like a bridegroom on the wedding night who couldn’t wait to carry his bride over the threshold.

Evran moved like lightning.
By the time Su Xiaoxiao reacted, everything had gone dark —
she’d already been stuffed under the covers,
with Evran pressed tightly against her side.
They could feel each other’s body heat clearly.

A scent unique to Evran drifted gently around Su Xiaoxiao’s nose…

At the front door, Su Xiao Zi opened it.

Standing there was a slender-limbed youth wearing a blue baseball cap and short-sleeved casual clothes,
a large cello case strapped to his back.

He had a pair of very beautiful azure eyes.
His face looked fair, delicate, and soft —
almost like a girl’s.

And indeed, she was a girl.
She’d simply tied all her hair up and tucked it behind her head,
then put on the cap, making her look like a boy from a distance.

She gave off a clean, refreshing, and somewhat handsome vibe —
the cool, pretty-girl type.

“Excuse me… may I ask who you are?”

“Hello. Nice to meet you.
I’m the Exterminator codenamed Butterfly Night.
You can just call me Little Night.
May I ask if this is Sister Yao’s —
I mean, Miss Su Yuyao’s residence?”