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Join the ServerInside the bright conference room, Xiao Xi, Mi Ya, and Shi Meng sat upright on the sofa, while Senior Sister Gao Meiyou stood in front of the desk, slapping it with a stern expression.
“Bang!”
The serious atmosphere immediately made Xiao Xi breathless. Th-this power… could it be…
Senior Sister… she… spoke!
“The amusement park! Throughout history, there have been over fifty major dates here. Right and wrong are hard to argue.”
Senior Sister pushed up her glasses, then suddenly slammed the blackboard and rolled her tongue as she raised her voice:
“But historians always note that it was right here, in this ancient dating venue, that the rise and fall of countless romances were decided! Thus it has been called a holy land of love since ancient times.”
Shaking her head, she sighed at the vicissitudes of history. How many beautiful loves had this amusement park witnessed? How many couples had failed to make it to the end? As she spoke, she lifted her head, and her eyes involuntarily betrayed a trace of nostalgia for her own past life.
“…That year, Senpai Sento Isuzu led thousands of doujinshi, split into three routes to converge on Amagi Brilliant Park. On the second day of saving the park with their Mausers drawn, Kanie Seiya saw the inevitable and announced his retreat. In April of the 16th year of the Love Calendar, it was here at this amusement park that I had the honor of personally leading tens of thousands of soft girl currency to conquer campus beauties Xizhu and Yudouzi, achieving a great victory!”
Sigh… what distant memories those were. By the way… what were those names? Ahem, never mind! Then Senior Sister slapped the blackboard once more and roared at the trembling trio:
“I don’t understand why everyone is talking about Makoto meeting the kitchen knife, as if this amusement park battlefield is doomed to end badly for us!”
“Two years ago, I set out from this amusement park on my campaign, beginning my second date, and the Turnip Pack Volunteer Club was unified. Everywhere I went in this club, the beauties welcomed me wholeheartedly. It was truly the perfect time, that vibrant, competitive state, still vivid before my eyes.”
“And now, just twenty years later, has this place become my grave?”
“No matter what you say, the volunteer club number this time compared to Sister Yuan’s side is four to one. The advantage is ours!”
Senior Sister slammed the table, and the three people below clapped. Amazing! They had no idea what Senior Sister was talking about. But… wasn’t this speech… a bit familiar?
Hmm…
The last person who spoke like that… seemed to… have already kicked the bucket.
“So… the operation location this time is the amusement park, right?” Xiao Xi quietly raised his hand to ask. Senior Sister nodded with satisfaction. “Very clever, Xiao Xi! The amusement park it is!”
“But…”
After the last failure, Xiao Xi was now on high alert. No, this time he had to make sure Senior Sister explained the operation plan clearly. Otherwise, something would definitely go wrong. Ever since the last date, his relationship with his sister had been warming up rapidly. He couldn’t let it continue!
This time, he had to succeed! So he had to be fully prepared. He couldn’t mess up like last time!
“Senior Sister, the amusement park… I feel it’s quite suitable for a date. Are you sure this can… lower affection?”
Xiao Xi was a bit timid when asking. Sure enough, Senior Sister shook her head helplessly and said, “Xiao Xi, I see you still don’t get it~”
“Do you really think that couples having fun at an amusement park is a happy thing?” Senior Sister walked up to Xiao Xi dramatically and sneered, “Accompanying a lover to an amusement park is extremely troublesome. Not only do you have to consider the other’s feelings at every turn, but you also have to wander aimlessly with them, play only games both can accept, and endure the torture of being watched by others at all times. This… this is simply the most terrifying trial in human history!”
“Is… is it that exaggerated?” Xiao Xi blinked.
Senior Sister pouted in exasperation and said, “Of course you don’t know, since you’ve never been with a girlfriend!”
“You…”
Uh…
What did Senior Sister mean by that…
She had… been with… a girlfriend?
Huh?
“Ahem, I haven’t either!” Senior Sister coughed twice, then said, “Don’t overthink it. Anyway, this gives us the operation plan for the amusement park!”
“What… is it?” Xiao Xi didn’t understand. Senior Sister shook her head in disappointment this time. Sigh, this Xiao Xi, still not sharp enough.
“I call it—the Mount Everest Plan! Xiao Xi, I heard from Xiao Meng earlier that Sister Yuan has acrophobia?”
“Uh… actually, I… I have a bit too…”
Just as Xiao Xi finished replying, his pupils suddenly contracted as he realized what Senior Sister intended to do.
“Hehe, that’s right!” Seeing Xiao Xi’s shocked and scared expression, Senior Sister proudly smiled. “Right, once we get to the amusement park, I’ll pick a few thrilling rides for you. You drag your sister onto them. If she’s unwilling, just force her unreasonably. Then… during the rides, act scared. Oh, right, you’re a bit afraid of heights too. Well, that works out. Just act naturally.”
Senior Sister analyzed confidently, “Girls absolutely dislike cowardly, unreasonable, and disrespectful guys. Rest assured, this time it’ll be a piece of cake! And, learning from last time, I’ve made more preparations!”
Senior Sister glanced at Mi Ya, who immediately nodded and raised a hand. Senior Sister said proudly, “After analyzing the last date, Xiao Meng and I were both off-stage supporters, with limited influence on the battle. So, this time, I’ve decided to send Mi Ya in a concealed animal costume, lurking in the amusement park and waiting for the chance to intervene actively!”
“The Witch of Flame, Mi Ya, joins the battle!” Mi Ya raised her hand excitedly. Xiao Xi blinked.
“But… will the amusement park allow us to do this?” Xiao Xi asked anxiously.
“No problem! Xiao Xi, this time we’re fighting on home turf!” Senior Sister raised an eyebrow.
Huh?
Home turf? What did that mean?
“Ahem, actually, the amusement park we’re going to this time is my family’s property!”
Senior Sister explained to the confused Xiao Xi. After hearing that, he laughed awkwardly, then…
He was stunned!
Indeed, the world of the wealthy was different.
“Ah… I’m still a bit nervous. Will… will this be bad? Will my sister hate me?”
“Isn’t that exactly our goal?” Senior Sister was dumbfounded, then patted Xiao Xi’s shoulder and said, “Xiao Xi, don’t you want to get rid of your sister? Think about it. Lately, has your life had any trace of a guy’s image? You… aren’t you embarrassed?”
Hmm…
These words instantly plunged Xiao Xi into emo mode. He held his head, stared at the floor, and silently thought about his experiences during this period.
In just a short time since being discharged from the hospital, he had gained a collar, a tattoo, called his sister ‘husband,’ called Sister Hua ‘mom,’ and… called Mi Ya ‘master’?
…
No, he couldn’t stay weak any longer!
He had to strike hard!
This time, I, Shi Xi, will not yield!
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