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[Unstoppable destructive strike detected!]
[Super-spec energy body detected!]
[Extreme danger!
Extreme danger!
Extreme danger!]
[Host is advised to flee immediately!
Flee immediately!]
[FLEE—]
The shrill alarm echoed frantically in Ning Qianfan’s mind, red warning cursors nearly filling his entire field of vision.
This was the first time his “Myriad Worlds Hunting and Plundering System” had ever made such a sound—carrying a desperation and panic it had never shown before.
Then the alarm abruptly cut off.
An invisible sword aura had already pierced through Ning Qianfan’s body.
No blood splattered.
No limbs were severed.
That sword aura had precisely avoided all his vitals, striking directly at his dantian sea of qi.
Crack.
Something shattered.
Ning Qianfan’s entire body convulsed violently, his eyes bulging with bloodshot veins.
The cultivation he had been so proud of leaked away in an instant, like a punctured ball.
“My cultivation… my spiritual power…”
He dropped to his knees with a thud, clutching his stomach.
His once-arrogant face was now twisted into a mess of anguish, tears and snot streaming uncontrollably down his cheeks.
“What… kind of April Fool’s joke is this?!
I’m the protagonist, aren’t I?!
System!
System, save me!”
He screamed like a madman in his mind.
But there was no response.
Faced with Bai Yue’s absolute overwhelming power, the system residing within him chose to cut its losses without hesitation—instantly severing its soul-binding connection with Ning Qianfan.
It transformed into an almost imperceptible stream of data, preparing to tear through space and make its escape.
As long as the core survived, it could find a new host and thrive again.
Unfortunately, it had run into Bai Yue.
“Trying to run?”
Bai Yue’s gaze was utterly unruffled.
[Ding—High-value illegal data stream detected attempting to escape!]
Bai Yue’s own system popped up a notification almost simultaneously.
[Initiating forced capture protocol!]
[Capturing…
Capture successful!]
The invisible stream of data had barely touched the spatial barrier when Bai Yue struck it down.
Then an invisible net, emanating from Bai Yue’s body, ensnared it tightly.
No matter how it struggled or flickered, it couldn’t break free.
It was roughly dragged into Bai Yue’s body.
[Analyzing target system core code…]
[Analysis complete.
Devouring successful.]
[Congratulations, Host!
This system has completed a minor version upgrade.
Test function module—Plunder—has been unlocked.]
[Ding!
Successfully cucked Ning Qianfan’s system!
Acquired System Points: 500.]
[Acquired: Plunder Destiny Chance x1.]
Hearing the string of notification chimes in her mind, Bai Yue, who understood the nature of the system, only raised an eyebrow slightly.
Then—
Thump.
With his cultivation lost and suffering the backlash of the system’s unbinding, Ning Qianfan rolled his eyes back and collapsed like a pile of mud, completely unconscious.
Complete silence.
Xiao Yueluo’s eyes were wide, her mouth slightly agape, staring in disbelief at the “expert” who had been flaunting his power just moments ago, now reduced to a dead dog on the ground.
That was… over?
One move?
No—not even a full move, just a casual gesture?!
Though Xiao Yueluo had mentally prepared herself, seeing this one-sided annihilation with her own eyes still made her eyelids twitch uncontrollably.
Too brutal.
Too unreasonable.
Thank goodness Bai Yue was on their side.
She couldn’t even imagine what a horrific end they would face if Bai Yue were their enemy.
Probably from the very moment they met her, they’d be devoured completely, without even the right to resist.
“So weak.”
Bai Yue withdrew her hand and dusted off her fingertips with a hint of disgust.
Sure enough, this kind of character—who didn’t even have a character portrait in the game—was just an elite mob.
***
At this moment.
In another unknown time and space.
On a blue planet, on a crowded, noisy modern city street.
A thug with cheaply dyed yellow hair stood frozen in the middle of a crosswalk.
A half-smoked cigarette hung from his fingers, ash falling to the ground.
Around him, cars honked impatiently, and passersby cast looks of disdain.
The yellow-haired thug suddenly shuddered, his dazed eyes slowly focusing.
What… just happened?
Cultivation world?
System?
“A dream…”
He muttered to himself, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
Just then, a voice—completely devoid of emotion, yet seeming to tower above all things—suddenly echoed deep within his mind.
“April Fool’s.”
The thug’s eyes flew wide open, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks.
That voice.
It was the voice of the god who had given him his system before he transmigrated!
This wasn’t a dream!
He opened his mouth to shout something—
BEEEEEP—!!!
A deafening air horn exploded beside his ear.
An out-of-control heavy dump truck, with immense inertia and blinding high beams, bore down on him like a steel beast.
BANG!
The thug didn’t even have time to scream before the truck sent him flying.
***
Back in the forest.
Bai Yue’s cool voice snapped Xiao Yueluo out of her swirling thoughts.
“B-Bai Yue…”
She finally found her voice, trotted over to Bai Yue, and peeked cautiously at Ning Qianfan on the ground.
“Is he… dead?”
“Not dead.”
Bai Yue lowered her hand and turned to face her.
“Just crippled.
His dantian is shattered—he’s a mortal now.
Probably won’t even be able to get out of bed.”
“Serves him right!”
Xiao Yueluo kicked the unconscious Ning Qianfan angrily.
“Serves him right for running his mouth and trying to mess with us.”
Su Qingyan walked over more slowly.
Compared to Xiao Yueluo’s straightforwardness, her gaze lingered briefly on Ning Qianfan’s torn robes and the broken sword lying in the distance.
Her delicate brows furrowed slightly.
“Bai Yue, this man dared to act so arrogantly on Du Xian Sect grounds, even attacking us in broad daylight.
Could he… have some major backing?”
Su Qingyan’s concern wasn’t unfounded.
Anyone bold enough to cause trouble at an important event like the Ascension Assembly was either a peerless powerhouse or had some colossal force behind them that even the Du Xian Sect had to tread carefully around.
The classic “beat the junior, the senior shows up” routine was practically a staple of the cultivation world.
Bai Yue merely let out a light chuckle.
“What backing could he have?
Just an idiot.”
She brushed it off casually.
“As for you two.”
Bai Yue shifted the topic, her gaze sweeping over them.
“Not even half a day apart, and you’ve already attracted this kind of trouble.
Do you come with built-in disaster magnets or something?”
Xiao Yueluo shrank her neck, retorting with a hint of guilt: “How can you blame us?!
He came to us on his own!
Who knows where that mad dog came from!”
“Exactly.”
Su Qingyan gave a helpless smile.
“That man acted without any logic—truly impossible to guard against.”
Bai Yue shrugged noncommittally.
Fair enough.
It was the destined heroine’s passive skill, after all—trouble followed her everywhere.
Best to get used to it.
Just as Bai Yue was about to continue teasing them—
Xiao Yueluo’s eyes suddenly darted around.
“Wait!”
She lunged forward, her face nearly pressed against Bai Yue’s nose.
“What about you!
Aren’t you… supposed to be hosting the assembly?
Why are you here?”
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