Chapter 50: Bro, I Really Am Tang Yunle!

Tang Yunle never expected Qin Liang to be such an extremist at heart.

Wasn’t she just trying to play the innocent flower for a while, to test his character and morals, and then consider revealing her identity?

But he, on the other hand, had just blurted everything out. And when she didn’t react, he was ready to send her to jail.

‘Dude, you’re too extreme!!’

The beautiful bunny girl quickly put down her skewer, pounced forward, and grabbed the edge of the electronic tablet, shouting with a sob in her voice.

“Bro, I was wrong!”

“I’m Tang Yunle, I was just teasing you!!”

“Don’t click that! I just transmigrated to this parallel world. Although I’ve been gender-bent into a female pet with no human rights, I don’t want to get sued!!”

Her slender fingers dug into the edge of the tablet. Tang Yunle was using all her strength, but unfortunately, all the attribute points of this gender-bent body had been allocated to being fair-skinned and beautiful, and she really had no strength.

After a futile struggle, Qin Liang easily took back the tablet. He sat on the edge of the hospital bed, looking down at the girl who had collapsed on the floor.

Just as Tang Yunle thought he was about to deliver the final blow, he suddenly spoke, “You said you’re Ah Le?”

“Yes, yes, yes! The one and only Tang Yunle! I just transmigrated this morning!” Tang Yunle stared at the damn electronic tablet, her throat tight, and she swallowed hard. “Calm down, we can talk about this! We can discuss this!”

“Prove it to me. That you’re the Tang Yunle in my memory, and not a female pet who’s afraid of death and is pretending to be him.”

“I…”

Tang Yunle swallowed, wanting to say something, but nothing came out.

Now she wished she could just slap herself. Why did she have to play around? Now she had pushed Qin Liang to the brink.

If she couldn’t explain this, she could just wait to be sued.

“Um… if you’re worried that I’m pretending, I can prove it myself. For example, I can tell you something that only the male version of Tang Yunle and you know.”

“Go on.”

“You have a girlfriend named Kele, a beautiful girl in a black-stockinged JK uniform.”

“The whole dorm knows that.”

“You’re a rich kid from Wanqing City, you like spicy food, and after you came to our dorm, we went out for beef hot pot together. You like it extra spicy.”

“Old Lin and Old Li also know that. I’ll give you a few more chances. If you can’t say anything, just wait to be slaughtered.”

Qin Liang waved the electronic tablet in front of Tang Yunle, letting her see the lawyer’s application on it. The few large, scarlet characters made her pupils constrict.

Although he had a bit of trust in his heart, for the sake of caution, he still threatened, “Little female pet, if you can’t say anything more, intentional assault starts at three years, with the death penalty as the maximum!”

The bunny girl’s pretty face turned pale, and she was on the verge of tears.

It’s over. She was in a self-proving crisis.

Trust is like that. If you don’t maintain it from the beginning, it’s even harder now.

“That’s right!”

As if she had thought of something, her eyes suddenly lit up, as if she had grabbed the last life-saving straw. “You came to our college for the first time, and I was the one who helped you with your luggage. If I were a female pet in this parallel world, I wouldn’t possibly have that kind of strength, let alone that kind of memory.”

The air was stagnant for a few seconds.

Qin Liang looked down in thought. The tablet “clattered” and fell onto the edge of the bed. He extended his hand to the limp Tang Yunle, pulled the bunny girl up, half with emotion, half with relief.

“It really is you, Ah Le.”

“Who else could it be? You almost scared me to death,” Tang Yunle staggered to her feet, patted her chest, and glared at the young man. “I’ve only been here for a day, and I’m already facing the threat of being sued and going to jail.”

“If you hadn’t refused to acknowledge me, my emotions wouldn’t have been so agitated.”

“Nonsense. I’m a female pet now. I don’t have any human rights. If I had just blurted everything out, what if you had turned around and sold me?”

“I’m not that kind of person.”

“But I can’t afford to take that risk.”

The two of them bickered back and forth, and then suddenly, they both burst out laughing.

To be a stranger in a strange land.

Coming from the same world, with similar worldviews, getting along with a fellow countryman always felt exceptionally warm.

Qin Liang patted the empty space beside him. Tang Yunle didn’t dally and deftly moved over to sit beside the young man, crossing her legs.

The black fishnet stockings were faintly visible under the warm yellow light, and they shimmered with the movement.

“By the way, why were you so agitated? I always thought you were the kind of refined and easygoing guy,” she said, tilting her head, the bunny ears brushing against Qin Liang’s cheek.

“The more restrained and calm a person is, the more extreme and terrifying they become when they go crazy.”

Qin Liang said softly, “When I first got here, I thought I was crazy and went to a doctor for help. But the doctor said my brain was normal, but my worldview was problematic—I actually thought men and women should have equal rights?”

“I didn’t believe it and wanted to go to the police. They just held me down and gave me a tranquilizer. When I woke up again, I thought I was in an incredibly absurd dream, so I was going to try the method from ‘Inception’ and wake myself up by jumping off a building, until I saw you.”

“If I hadn’t heard Old Lin and Old Li talk about it, I might not have realized you had transmigrated too.”

“I’m sorry for scaring you just now. I really needed to find a fellow countryman, an anchor to prove that I wasn’t crazy, but that this world was crazy.”

He sighed again.

“Ah Le, now I’m sure.”

“We’ve transmigrated, to this absurd world.”

“The only normal ones in this world are you and me.”

“But why did I transmigrate into a female pet?” Tang Yunle said resentfully.

“Perhaps the you in this parallel world is a female?” Qin Liang tried to explain with his shallow knowledge of parallel world theory.

“Do you think we can transmigrate back?”

“I don’t know.”

“Then what should we do next?”

“I don’t know.”

“Do you think I can change my gender back? Being a female pet really has no human rights.”

“I don’t know.”

For a moment, the two of them fell silent. Only the wind howled outside the window.

They had transmigrated, to such an absurd parallel world.

Could they transmigrate back in the future?

They didn’t know.

Would they spend the rest of their lives in this strange world?

Perhaps.

Could they adapt to this world?

Maybe.

After a long time, it was Qin Liang who broke the silence, trying to liven up the atmosphere. “Think on the bright side. At least this world and our world, apart from some details, are more or less the same. The college is still the same college, the roommates are still those two clowns, and even the customs and tastes haven’t changed.”

“But I’ve been gender-bent, and I’m a female pet, a female pet with no human rights,” Tang Yunle retorted angrily, her bunny ears even trembling.

“Don’t be afraid, I’ll protect you.”

“You can start by moving your gaze away from my black fishnet stockings, you leg-fetishist old perv!!”

“Ahem, you know I’m a leg fetishist. Sometimes I just can’t help it. It’s human nature. But don’t worry, I have a girlfriend. I’m definitely not a playboy.”

After this exchange, the two of them also exchanged their respective information and finally reached a three-point consensus.

First, although they didn’t know if they could transmigrate back in the future, since they had come to this H-anime world, they couldn’t be too abnormal. They would first pretend to be normal residents and live on.

Second, as fellow countrymen, the two of them had to help each other, support each other, stick together for warmth, and look out for each other.

Third, this was a point that Tang Yunle had strongly requested. Qin Liang had to abide by the bro code and absolutely could not have any indescribable thoughts about him just because he had been gender-bent into her.

Violators will be killed by their brother.