Chapter 47: Qin Liang Goes Crazy

After lunch, Tang Yunle slipped away and ran to a secluded grove in the college park, calling out in a low voice.

“Tang Yunke, Tang Yunke, come out quickly!”

“Is this a dream, or have I transmigrated to a parallel world!”

“If it’s a dream, then get me out of here quickly. If it’s a parallel world, then take me back.”

“I know you have the ability to do it. You’re a little devil!!”

However, no matter how much she shouted, apart from the occasional chirping of insects and birds, there was not a single person in sight, as if Tang Yunke had never existed.

Rustle, rustle, rustle.

The sound of footsteps suddenly came from behind.

“Tang Yunke, I knew it was you. Quickly take me…”

Tang Yunle turned around in surprise, but before she could finish her sentence, the smile on her face froze.

A beautiful girl wearing round-rimmed glasses, a light blue t-shirt, and white shorts was standing not far away.

The beautiful girl was sweet-looking. When she saw Tang Yunle’s gaze, she immediately greeted her enthusiastically, “Sister Tang, hello!”

“My name is Li Kongkong. I’m a female pet in the same year as you. My rating is B+.”

She quickly walked up to Tang Yunle, extended her fair little hand, and smiled.

“Please take care of me in the future.”

“Okay, let’s work hard together in the future.”

Faced with such an enthusiastic beautiful girl, Tang Yunle couldn’t refuse her enthusiasm and gently shook her hand.

“Sister Tang, are you looking for someone?” Li Kongkong was very friendly. As she asked, she looked around curiously.

“Yes, but I didn’t find them.”

“Oh, I see.” Li Kongkong suddenly tilted her head and leaned forward, her gaze falling on Tang Yunle’s slender, jade-like arms, her expression full of admiration.

“Sister Tang, your figure is really good. No wonder your rating can reach A-.”

“Haha, it’s okay. There are many in our college with higher ratings than me.”

Tang Yunle replied with a smile, but she couldn’t help but complain in her heart.

‘Why are there so many beautiful girls in this damn H-anime world?’

“That’s different! The senior sisters are about to graduate and be sold off. Sister Tang, you’re only a freshman. You still have four whole years! You can improve your figure, you can improve your skills, you can do so many things.”

Li Kongkong cupped her face in her hands, her eyes full of longing. “Maybe you can even reach S- by graduation. If you’re lucky, you can even reach S+! If you go to a university for a doctorate, you even have a chance to reach SS-grade before you’re twenty-five!”

“That’s SS-grade!”

“The ceiling that countless female pets can’t reach in their lifetime!”

Tang Yunle opened her mouth, but in the end, she didn’t say anything in rebuttal.

“By the way, Sister Tang!” Li Kongkong suddenly leaned closer, her sparkling eyes full of anticipation. “Do you have any secrets to managing your figure? Can you teach me?”

“Read more books, read more newspapers, eat fewer snacks, and sleep more.”

“By the way, I still have something to do, so I’ll be leaving first.”

Tang Yunle forced a smile and turned to leave.

She really didn’t want to chat with her. Their worldviews were too different.

It was like a modern person trying to communicate with a s*ave from the Shang Dynasty. When the Shang Dynasty s*ave boasted about the nobility of their master and was proud of it, although she knew the limitations of the era, it was still so absurd that it sent a chill down her spine.

She hurried out of the grove, and before she could even catch her breath, she saw the round Li Wei running towards her from not far away, his chubby body bouncing, his face flushed. “I finally found you! Where did you go, Ah Le?”

“Cut the crap, let’s go back to the dorm and change!” Li Wei threw her a package. “We’re going to see Old Qin.”

Tang Yunle unfolded the package. Inside was a sequined bunny girl outfit, the pink and white fur and lace trim so bright in the sunlight that it hurt her eyes. “What is this?”

“A rented bunny girl outfit. It cost me a few hundred yuan!” Li Wei said, panting, his hands on his knees.

“We have to be a little more formal when we go to see Old Qin. You can just change into this for now. Look like a proper get-well gift.”

“Don’t complain that it’s cheap. We men aren’t like you female pets, who are provided for by the state. You can exchange the points the college gives you every month. We either have to rent or buy, and we even have to pay taxes.”

After hearing him finish, Tang Yunle looked at the soft and lewd bunny girl outfit, her delicate eyebrows furrowing slightly.

She looked at Li Wei and hesitated for a moment before saying, “Um… how about I just wear this? Ah Liang probably won’t mind.”

“My dear girl, if you keep this up, I’m really going to write a complaint letter. I’ve felt that something’s been off with you since this morning, and now you’re not even willing to change into a bunny girl outfit.”

“A female pet is actually refusing. How on earth did you get an A- rating? And how did you pass the obedience assessment?” Li Wei rolled his eyes. “It couldn’t have been just based on your figure, could it?”

“Old Qin is our roommate after all. You’re not even willing to do this much. How did you learn your female pet classes in elementary and high school? I really suspect your college entrance exam scores are fake.”

“Honestly, Old Lin and I are considering whether to notify the school to arrange a hypnotist for you to see if you have any psychological problems.”

At the mention of “hypnotist,” Tang Yunle immediately shivered.

She was a girl now, as weak as a chicken. If she was really pressed in front of a hypnotist, who knows if they would be able to get the information that she was a transmigrator from her hypnotized self.

Damn it! This world really doesn’t know how to appreciate beauty!

She cursed in her heart, but on the surface, Tang Yunle laughed it off and said that she had just been joking. They were all roommates, so changing into a bunny girl outfit was absolutely no problem.

A get-well gift, she was determined to be one!

Blue Sky Hospital, first floor.

Li Wei and Lin Haiyu walked side-by-side on the cold, glowing corridor, followed by Tang Yunle, who was wrapped in a large trench coat.

The coat, which barely covered her bunny girl outfit, swayed with her steps, and the lace trim and fluffy tail would peek out from time to time, attracting frequent glances from the passing nurses and doctors.

“By the way, Ah Le, you’ve been really strange today. Just think back to the beginning of our freshman year, when the senior sisters from the female pet major even performed a striptease and a nude show for us. Who was it back then who arrogantly declared that ‘I can replace them’?”

“Indeed. Why do I feel like you’ve become so conservative? Just think, a hundred years ago, nude female pets were popular for half a century. It’s even become an elective course in the female pet major now. There are many senior female pet students in our college who advocate for nudism.”

Tang Yunle pulled at the collar of her trench coat, which was about to slip, and readjusted the bunny girl ear ornament on her head. She bit the bullet and retorted, “What do you guys know? This is called ascetic seduction!”

She patted the hem of her clothes and deliberately put on a professional air. “I’m a top student in the female pet major. I know more about this than you.”

Hearing this, Li Wei and Lin Haiyu were first stunned, then they nodded in deep agreement and closed their mouths.

Indeed, they weren’t from the female pet major. They really shouldn’t be giving pointers on such “advanced seduction techniques.”

Outsiders shouldn’t be guiding the experts.

The moment the elevator doors opened on the third floor, a sharp scream pierced the air. There was chaos outside the hospital room at the end of the corridor, a complete mess.

“Oh no! Patient 9527 is acting up again!”

“Damn it! His medical records don’t have any history of mental illness!”

“Someone, quick! He’s going to jump off the building!!!”