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Join the ServerWhen Ye Xingchen used spatial teleportation to return to his dormitory bathroom, the first person startled was Liu Yuxuan.
“Holy crap! Xingchen Ge?!” Liu Yuxuan, who was brushing his teeth, nearly sprayed toothpaste foam onto the mirror.
“Weren’t you just charging out? How did you pop out of the bathroom? Is that a trick from our magic textbook?”
Ye Xingchen stripped off his wet clothes and quickly changed into a clean uniform, cursing his own recklessness. He could have easily resolved the situation using spatial power, but his mind had been clouded by menstrual pain, driving him to barge straight into the girls’ dormitory.
If not for activating spatial teleportation at the last moment, he would probably be hanging on the dorm matron’s bulletin board by now as a public example.
Especially thinking about how, while bathing his female body earlier, he had spitefully pinched that slender waist in retaliation.
The revenge came swiftly—the menstrual pain in his female form immediately doubled in backlash, hurting so much he nearly kowtowed to his own body and called it mom.
“Don’t mention this to anyone. Let it be something only you know.”
Liu Yuxuan nodded repeatedly upon hearing this.
“I saw nothing! Today, only me and my toothbrush are in this bathroom!” He then mimed zipping his lips.
“Good. Let’s go. Today’s elective classes—no need to rush to morning lessons like before.”
Liu Yuxuan suddenly leaned in gossipily. “By the way, Xingchen Ge, what elective did you pick? Don’t tell me you chose the same one as your little moon?”
“Little moon? When did you give Su Liyue such a mushy nickname?” He casually tossed the wet towel into the laundry basket.
“She’s on leave today. As for classes… with her freakish talent, definitely attack magic. Me? Same old alchemy. I’m just a culture student, far behind.”
“On leave? No wonder you were on fire this morning! Wait…” Liu Yuxuan’s eyes widened. “You’re not taking classes with your genius girlfriend? Won’t you miss watching her every day?”
Listening to this idiot, Ye Xingchen nearly rolled his eyes.
‘Why would I stare at her every day?’
She was him. Staring at himself every day—how boring would that be?
“And being the bottom-of-the-class scum, forcing myself into attack magic would just be asking for trouble. So alchemy suits me better.”
“No way, Xingchen Ge! What about the comeback script? Su Liyue is the century’s prodigy all-element beautiful genius of Star Dome Academy! And you… you’re the only one who knocked her down during the familiar summoning class and she admitted she couldn’t fight back! The whole school knows you’re her rumored boyfriend!”
“Me… rumored your face! Who spread this damn rumor?!”
“No need to spread it! The incident where you tackled Su big school beauty in summoning class—even the cafeteria auntie can reconstruct the crime scene! Do you know what the academy forum calls you now? ‘Public Enemy Number One,’ ‘Moon Bandit,’ ‘Star Dome’s First Bulldozer’…” Liu Yuxuan listed them one by one.
Ye Xingchen’s hand, which was supporting his forehead, trembled. ‘These little brats have too much hormones, don’t they? Instead of studying magic, they spend all day scheming how to conquer my female body’s harem?’ Fortunately, his magic gun was already developed…
But thinking about it, having those annoying flies’ attention drawn to him here was good. It kept them from harassing his female form and wasting his study time.
And since he chose alchemy, which was basically a culture class, those guys wouldn’t be so bored as to follow him for a duel, right? Would they compete on who memorized more alchemy formulas? Ye Xingchen’s mind conjured the ridiculous image of an opponent hurling the “Complete Alchemy Manual” at him.
Ye Xingchen sighed, hand on forehead. “You little rascals, instead of properly studying magic, you’re hung up on gossip?”
He patted the magic gun on his pant leg. If those hormone-overloaded guys knew that the Goddess Su they longed for was actually him, they’d probably collectively suffer a dao heart collapse.
Liu Yuxuan was still exuberant. “Xingchen Ge, you don’t know—since the summoning class incident, your fan club and the anti-Ye alliance have been fighting on the forum! Someone even started a pool betting on how many rounds you can last against those freaks on the Star Dome combat rankings.”
Beaten? The little brats? Ye Xingchen almost rolled his eyes internally. ‘Even if you add them all up, they can’t compare to a single finger of mine, right?’ These youngsters, not knowing the immensity of heaven and earth, always mistaking chuunibyou for combat power.
“Whatever combat rankings, I’m taking alchemy. What does their practical class have to do with me?”
“Xingchen Ge, are you going for the brains? A strategic retreat?”
Brains? Not at all. He was worried he might lose control and turn those little brats to dust.
The two gradually walked to the classroom.
From the end of the corridor came whispers from girls:
“Look! That’s Ye Xingchen from the alchemy department… I heard he barged into the girls’ dorm this morning with sanitary pads…”
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