Chapter 45: Pet Food for a Woman’s Pet? A Nutritious Meal!

Nanchang Jiaoyuan College, male dormitory.

Dorm room 812.

After repeated explanations from Lin Haiyu and Li Wei, Tang Yunle, who had learned some of the information, collapsed onto a chair, her eyes vacant as she stared at the ceiling, in disbelief, unable to come to her senses for a long time.

She, Tang Yunle, 18 years old, female.

She was currently a student in the female pet major at Nanchang Jiaoyuan College. Not long ago, her body rating had reached A-, making her the talk of the freshmen class.

At the same time, she was also the only female pet in dorm room 812.

After a long while, she finally came to her senses. She looked at the two before her and pointed to herself. “I’m a female pet?”

“What else? My dear girl,” Li Wei, who was listless from waking up early, said weakly.

“I’m a girl?”

“Isn’t that obvious?”

Lin Haiyu picked up the conversation, yawned, and gestured towards Tang Yunle’s chest.

Tang Yunle saw a flaw and clung to the last glimmer of hope, pressing on, “Since I’m a girl, why am I in the male dormitory? And living with you guys?”

“Shouldn’t girls have their own dormitories? Aren’t you afraid of problems with co-ed living?”

“What girls’ dormitory? We’ve never heard of such a thing.”

“Our college has always had co-ed dormitories. I heard from a senior in the female pet major that this is also included in your rating assessment.”

“As for the problems you mentioned with co-ed living.”

Lin Haiyu glanced sideways at Tang Yunle and inconspicuously shifted his position back a little. “My dear girl, you’re an A- grade female pet. You have the potential to reach S-grade or SS-grade in the future. You’re a heavily protected government property. How could we possibly have any improper thoughts about you?”

“Old Lin is right. We wouldn’t dare to touch you,” Li Wei echoed. “As a high-value state property, if we were to touch you, we would have to pay at least a few million, and we might even end up in jail for life.”

“We’re still saving up to buy an A-grade female pet as a wife in the future. We don’t want to break the law.”

“Of course, if you want to keep acting up like you did this morning, we have the right to write a complaint letter to lower your rating.”

Tang Yunle: …

She seemed to understand, but she also seemed not to understand.

Had she transmigrated? Or was this a dream created by Tang Yunke to tease her?

“After all this commotion you’ve caused, I’m not sleepy anymore.”

Lin Haiyu propped himself up, got out of bed, and gestured to Tang Yunle with his chin. “After I’ve washed up, let’s go for breakfast together.”

“Count me in.”

Saying that, Li Wei also got up.

The two walked to the balcony and started their morning routine, everything as usual.

Tang Yunle was stunned for a moment. She looked down at the women’s t-shirt and hip-hugging short skirt she was wearing. After thinking for a moment, she walked to her own closet.

Although she didn’t understand what was going on, for now, she would change into a more conservative outfit first.

As a university, each person naturally has their own locker for personal belongings. As a poor student, Tang Yunle usually only had a few sets of men’s clothing, and even those were cheap goods that cost 9.9 yuan with free shipping. Her closet was surprisingly empty.

However, this time, as she opened the closet, the girl’s pupils constricted.

Hanging inside was a uniform collection of women’s clothing. Not only that, but there were also several exquisite and luxurious dresses that looked very expensive.

Tang Yunle rummaged through the closet for a long time. Forget about men’s clothing, she couldn’t even find a slightly more conservative style. It was all camisoles, crop tops, and see-through summer wear.

“Don’t I have any other clothes?” Tang Yunle looked at her two roommates. She pointed to her own closet, full of self-doubt. “Are all these women’s clothes mine?”

“My dear girl, what kind of amnesia game are you playing?”

Lin Haiyu, who was spraying hairspray in front of the mirror, sneered. “How could these women’s clothes possibly be yours? Only ‘citizens’ are qualified to own private property.”

Although she didn’t understand what “only citizens are qualified to own private property” meant, she was still relieved to hear that these women’s clothes weren’t hers. But before she could even finish her sigh of relief, she heard Lin Haiyu say again.

“These women’s clothes all belong to the college. You only have the right to use them. After all, you yourself are government property. What private property can you talk about?”

“That’s something only ‘people’ can have.”

Tang Yunle: ???

‘Am I not a person?’

She wanted to ask more, but Lin Haiyu and Li Wei had already finished their morning routine. They waved at her, signaling her to hurry up and go for breakfast.

Looking down at the short skirt that almost reached the base of her thighs, Tang Yunle gritted her teeth, opened her roommate’s closet, pulled out a large jacket, and threw it on. She then hurriedly followed them out of the dorm.

The sun was high in the sky, and everything on campus was as usual.

But on the cobblestone path leading to the cafeteria, there was suddenly a girl wrapped in a large men’s jacket, her head lowered, her face flushed. The loose hem of the jacket almost covered her short skirt. Her appearance was shy and strange, attracting frequent glances from passersby.

“Holy cow, are you playing a men’s clothing cosplay?” Lin Haiyu turned back and couldn’t help but tease her when he saw her appearance.

Li Wei, on the other hand, frowned, his gaze fixed on the jacket she was wearing. “Ah Le, why did you take out Old Qin’s jacket? Don’t you know that’s an infringement of private property?”

Wrapped in the jacket with the faint scent of cedar, Tang Yunle was bewildered again.

She had just borrowed a piece of clothing. How did that become an infringement of private property?

They were roommates in the same dorm. Why all the fuss?

“Haha, we’re all in the same room. Ah Liang definitely won’t mind!” She tried to get away with a dry laugh.

But Li Wei shook his head.

“I don’t know if Old Qin will mind, but you did indeed infringe on his private property without his consent. Don’t you know that’s against the school rules?”

Tang Yunle had already lost count of how many times she had been bewildered today. But thinking that she might have transmigrated to a parallel world or was in a prank dream created by Tang Yunke, she simply lowered her head and pretended to be a well-behaved girl who “knew she was wrong.”

Li Wei glanced at her and finally didn’t say any more.

The group continued to walk towards the cafeteria.

The three of them walked into the cafeteria and slowly moved forward with the line.

After Lin Haiyu and Li Wei had deftly grabbed a bun in one hand and a cup of soy milk in the other and left, it was finally Tang Yunle’s turn to order.

But just as she was about to speak, the part-time female university student unceremoniously handed her a tray, stuffed it into her hands, and then gestured for her to move aside.

She didn’t even charge for the breakfast.

And so, the bewildered Tang Yunle carried her tray and sat down at the table with Lin Haiyu and Li Wei.

The tray wasn’t large, but the breakfast it held was exceptionally rich: a bowl of golden millet porridge, two exquisite fresh meat buns, half a green cucumber, and a neatly cut third of a peeled orange.

“Has the school started giving out free ‘love breakfasts’ to the girls?” Tang Yunle asked, staring at the exquisite meal.

“What love breakfast? The school is as stingy as an iron rooster,” Lin Haiyu said, sipping his soy milk.

“This is your nutritional meal. Of course, I’ve heard from some of the senior girls that you guys prefer to call it ‘female pet feed’ internally.”

‘Feed?’

Tang Yunle stared at the appetizing breakfast, hesitated for a moment, and then scooped up a spoonful of millet porridge and put it in her mouth.

It was sweet but not cloying, with a faint wheat fragrance, and the texture was just right.

She then took a bite of the large meat bun.

The skin was thin and the meat was plentiful, with a savory juice.

It was delicious.

However, this only made Tang Yunle even more confused.

Why would such a high-quality breakfast be called “feed”?

What was wrong with this world?

Why had it become so strange overnight?