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“First bow to heaven and earth!”
“Second bow to the parents.”
The wedding had reached its second step. Tang Yunle was a little flustered. Why hadn’t Qin Liang arrived yet?
She wasn’t really going to marry this foolish woman with a red veil over her head, was she?
She didn’t want any of this lesbian stuff!
And a cuckold was even worse!!!
“The couple bows to each other!”
The foolish woman bowed, but Tang Yunle didn’t move.
“Bow!” a burly man beside her said in a low voice, pressing his hand on the back of her neck, forcing her to lean forward.
Tang Yunle stubbornly struggled.
At this moment, a man in a black suit immediately walked over with a bowl of cloudy water. Without a word, he forced her to drink the water, which had obviously been drugged.
“Cough, cough, cough…” she coughed violently, feeling the strange taste slide down her throat and into her stomach. In a moment, a wave of heat shot up from her lower abdomen, as if countless ants were crawling on her, a ticklish and itchy feeling.
“After drinking this bowl, and after the couple bows to each other, we’ll send him and our daughter to the bridal chamber,” Mr. Li said faintly.
Tang Yunle’s consciousness began to drift. Her body was so hot it was as if it were on fire, but the panic in her heart grew clearer and clearer.
No, I can’t bow!
She already belonged to her boyfriend! Her life and her heart already belonged to that person!
“The couple bows to each other—”
The host’s voice seemed to be coming from very far away.
The red veil in front of her moved, as if it were also being pushed forward.
Tang Yunle gritted her teeth and struggled back, but the force holding her down was astonishingly strong. The hand on the back of her neck suddenly pressed down—
Just then, a loud “bang” shook the lanterns on the roof.
The old wooden door was kicked open. Amidst the flying wood chips, a tall and straight figure stood against the light at the door. “Stop, let go of my girlfriend!”
Tang Yunle abruptly looked up. In her blurry vision, Qin Liang’s face was infinitely magnified before her eyes.
She opened her mouth, wanting to say something, but her throat was too dry to speak.
“Oh yeah, I’m here!”
Tang Yunke, holding a Ragdoll cat, jumped out from behind Qin Liang. Seeing Mr. Li and the few burly bodyguards at the wedding, she pointed her finger.
“Little black men, attack!”
Suddenly, a group of little black men rushed out from behind her. Literally, little black men, and just like in “Detective Conan,” they had no facial features, were completely black, and had only a pair of bright eyes.
Seeing such a tragic scene, Mr. Li and the others collapsed to the ground, forgetting to resist, and were ganged up on by a group of little black men.
Tang Yunke, holding the Ragdoll cat, had a smug look on her little face. She looked at Mr. Li and the others, who were being beaten left and right by the little black men, and then she waved her arms hard. “Hit them! Hit them hard! Let’s see if they still dare to bully my sister!”
Qin Liang didn’t look back at the chaos behind him. He quickly walked up to Tang Yunle and held her. The next second, his brows furrowed. “Your body is very hot, Ah Le. What did they feed you?”
Tang Yunle’s whole body was weak. She leaned against him, her voice thick with a nasal tone. “It’s obviously something like an aphrodisiac.”
“Wait, don’t waste this state of mine.”
She looked at Qin Liang’s tense jawline, suddenly stood on her tiptoes, and her warm breath brushed against his ear, with a hint of a sly smile. “After the hero has saved the beauty, the beauty should at least give the hero a reward.”
Her voice was soft and light, like a feather stroking the tip of his heart.
“My hero, do you want me?”
The last few words were almost whispered into his ear, with a scorching temperature that instantly dispelled the malice around Qin Liang, leaving only a sudden wave of heat.
He held her slender neck, lowered his head, and met her eyes, which were like rippling spring water.
He held Qin Liang’s hand and paused. The moment he lowered his head, he happened to meet the slyness in her eyes. He was serious, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Without too many words, the two of them understood everything in each other’s hearts.
Tang Yunle turned her head and called out.
“I understand!”
“Remember to give me an extra ten thousand yuan afterwards!”
“Tang Yunke! Mr. Qin, just as he was about to make a move, he heard Qin Liang say, “I’ll give you a million afterwards. Make it grand. Ah Le’s first time has to be solemn.”
“Hiss! A million! Brother-in-law, don’t say grand. For a million, my sister and I would marry you on the spot!”
Tang Yunle’s eyes were practically shining.
She said, and she glanced at the foolish and dazed bride next to her, who didn’t understand the situation.
She then clapped her hands, and the surrounding scenery began to shake violently.
The simple courtyard walls faded away like water, revealing carved and painted vermilion beams and pillars. Gilded lanterns were hung from the roof, and the cement floor was replaced with red-carpeted green bricks. Even the air was filled with a rich floral fragrance.
The originally simple wedding hall was instantly transformed into a real Chinese-style wedding scene. Red silk filled the sky, and happy music could be faintly heard. It was a hundred times more magnificent than the farcical ceremony just now.
Tang Yunle’s ill-fitting groom’s clothes also changed. The fabric rustled and transformed, and in the blink of an eye, she was wearing a phoenix crown and a cloud-like cape. The embroidered phoenix was lifelike, and the hem of her skirt swept over the ground with a fine golden glow.
She looked down at her full chest, and when she looked up, she met Qin Liang’s gaze. His casual clothes had been replaced at some point by a large red groom’s wedding robe. A jade belt was tied around his waist, and his dark hair was tied up with a jade crown. The sharpness in his eyebrows was softened, but it made him look even more noble and imposing.
“I have to say, Chinese-style weddings are quite beautiful. As expected of our ancestors’ aesthetics,” Tang Yunle said with a smile, the pearls and jade on her phoenix crown swaying gently with her movements. “And Ah Liang, you look so handsome in this.”
Qin Liang walked up, leaned down, his eyes smiling, and pinched the girl’s cheek. “Wife, are you still calling me ‘Ah Liang’?”
Tang Yunle’s face turned red, half-shy and half-happy. “Hu-husband.”
“What?”
“Husband.”
“Louder!”
“Husband!”
Now, the girl’s face was so red that it could have bled.
“Hey! Stop showing off your love and sprinkling dog food!
Tang Yunle’s mumble came from the distance. “Hurry up and get down to business. It hurts my single noble heart to have to watch you sprinkle dog food all the time.”
“Hurry up and bow to heaven and earth, to the parents, and the couple bows to each other and enters the bridal chamber. The cat and I will be your witnesses!”
Yanhuo was held up to her chest and meowed in response.
Hearing this, Qin Liang let out a low laugh, held Tang Yunle’s hand tightly, and turned to face the red silk that filled the sky.
Tang Yunke stood in the corner with Yanhuo, acting as a temporary master of ceremonies. She cleared her throat and shouted in the tone of a professional host, “First bow to heaven and earth—”
The two of them bent down side by side. The corners of their red robes and cloud-like capes overlapped on the red carpet, like two burning flames. The sunlight shone in through the carved window, stretching their shadows long.
“Second bow to the parents!”
“The couple bows to each other!”
“Enter the bridal chamber!”
As her words fell, Qin Liang picked up Tang Yunle in his arms. She let out a cry of surprise and subconsciously wrapped her arms around his neck, but he held her even tighter.
“Brother-in-law, your impotence has only just recovered. Do you want me to send you some potent little pills?”
Tang Yunke came over at this time and said with a grin, “They’re not expensive, 5,000 a pill. I support payment after the fact.”
But Qin Liang didn’t pay any attention to her. He held Tang Yunle and walked into the small boudoir.
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