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Join the ServerOf course, none of that was the real reason for my excitement. The real reason was that I could take a shower!
There was a restroom in the left corridor on the fourth floor.
That was the only useful information my roommates had gathered in the past seven days.
“To the right of a blue landscape painting, the second door,” I muttered to myself.
Now, I was already at the first door.
The Goblin had just been here, so he probably wouldn’t be back for a while.
So I dashed into the restroom in one go.
I had brought a bucket and a rag with me, so even if I ran into someone, I’d have an excuse.
Just as the others had said, the restroom was elegant, with gold and diamond decorations everywhere.
The windows were frosted, also gleaming gold.
Even the squat toilet was inlaid with gold and silver…
“So this is what it means to be filthy rich?! MDFK!”
I tiptoed around the restroom, checking every corner to make sure no one was inside.
Then I approached the super-large sink made of black jade. A mirror framed with gold trim hung above it.
And the moment I glanced at the mirror, I saw myself in it…
(Since the sink was very high, I could barely see my own head.) A head of long silver hair, lively orange eyes, long eyelashes. A small, milky-white face like egg white. And because of malnutrition, my lips were a little pale.
Holy crap! A beautiful girl! This girl is so cute!
Wait! That’s me!
I looked at myself in the mirror, and my face actually flushed red.
It was the first time I’d seen myself blush… I thought blushing was only a thing in anime, but it actually happens in real life!
But I had no time. I quickly took off my linen clothes.
Then, using my arms, I struggled to climb into the sink, which was like a small bath for me.
Ah! The moment I climbed up, I saw my snow-white body in the mirror…
Silver hair brushed against my waist, still dotted with sweat. Silver-white and milky-white reflected off each other, making my body look so…
“Wow! Too lewd! Don’t explain, you pervert who gets excited at your own body!” Some personality’s words made my face completely red.
A cherry-pink complexion… it was almost like…
“Alright, hentai, level 10! Terminal! Just hurry up and wash! You’re not here to jerk off to yourself, are you?”
“I know! You, you, you—stop talking!”
I panted heavily, turned over, and didn’t want to look at myself in the mirror anymore.
To be precise, I didn’t dare to look…
I used the mysterious hand soap beside the sink and quickly washed myself with the faucet.
“Hmm… I can kind of understand why Fang Changjie wants to do me…”
“After all, I’m this cute now, and I’ve been going commando every damn day…”
I reluctantly thought, because I was too excited and couldn’t stop my mind from chattering.
“My appearance is really far from what I initially imagined… I thought I was just a bit effeminate…”
But in reality, it wasn’t just a bit effeminate… I was already a full-on beautiful girl!
Using the soap, I also washed my hair.
Hmm! Good—no dandruff in my hair… Although it was long, it was smooth and didn’t tangle at all.
Washing long hair wasn’t as troublesome as the girls in my class said!
Wait, why was there no dandruff at all?! My body didn’t have any either, not even a speck!
As I thought this, I started scrubbing my calves. I rubbed them back and forth twenty times until the skin turned red, but no dirt came off.
“Meow meow meow? I’ve sweated so much these days, why is there no waste at all?”
The otherworldly sink couldn’t hold my entire body, but it was still a decent-sized pool.
And this pool was made of black jade, a sparkling, translucent black crystal!
To be honest, I’d never enjoyed such a high-end bath in my original world, not even seen a sink this luxurious.
Suddenly, my gaze drifted and I saw my slender, pinkish-white legs in the mirror.
My face, which had just calmed down, instantly flushed red again.
“So when your face burns, it really does feel swollen…” I thought, and quickly averted my eyes.
I washed myself quickly. A quick shower like this would take me 2 minutes and 50 seconds at home.
But now, with this childlike body, I figured it would take at most one minute, or two including washing my hair…
After all, I was directly soaking my hair in water… so it was definitely faster.
Done washing, I planned to climb out of the sink, but…
As a teenage boy, I couldn’t help but want to stand up and take a look at myself.
Thinking it, I did it.
But after only two seconds, I couldn’t handle it.
This was completely… a standard girl, except for the almost nonexistent d*ck at the crotch…
Blushing deeply, I quickly climbed down from the sink, put on my clothes and shoes, and used the rag I’d brought to wipe all the water stains from the sink and floor.
I backed out while wiping, until I left the restroom.
Over these days, I found that the linen clothes the Golden Earring Goblin gave me and the linen shoes the Tall Goblin gave me both had special magic like the bucket.
They automatically dried and cleaned themselves.
I’d been wearing them for a week! And yet there wasn’t a single stain, sweat mark, or even any smell!
And the shoes’ auto-cleaning function was even more powerful. A few times, I accidentally stepped in feces in the servants’ room.
Then, as I walked out and wondered what to do, the dirt on the soles disappeared on its own.
The clothes cleaned slowly, but that didn’t matter! I looked at the sun outside the corridor window—at least three hours until sunset. Definitely dry!
Honestly, I could already feel that my body wasn’t dripping anymore…
Feeling happy, I worked faster.
I seemed to return to the servants’ room an hour earlier than usual.
Because I was back so early, I didn’t see anyone else.
By then, my hair was already dry.
As the Goblin had instructed, I put all the cleaning tools into a ‘storage room’ in the servants’ quarters.
I lay down on the bed in a big ‘X’ shape, satisfied.
All this time, because I was going commando, I hadn’t dared to lie down like this, but today I finally got my wish!
“Showered, work done! And I’m the first back!”
“Hahaha…”
As I laughed, I suddenly recalled my reflection in the mirror.
My face reddened again.
But precisely because I saw the mirror, I could figure out how tall this body actually was.
Having recorded useless data since elementary school, today it finally came in handy!
“Based on my self-check memories from elementary school, this body is about the height of a third grader…”
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