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Chapter 7: The Nine-Tailed Hacker’s Predicament

Though I had mentally prepared myself, after logging into the game and feeling the weighty presence on my chest, coupled with the disconcerting emptiness below, and as my silken, smoothly flowing hair brushed gently against my cheek, I still couldn’t help but feel a degree of discomfort and shame.

It was true that in my previous life, I had been the world’s foremost assassin…

Yet, precisely because of this, not a single soul knew my true identity…

All who knew were dead.

Consequently, in the eyes of others, I was merely an aged, unmarried *diaosi* (TL Note: A Chinese slang term, often self-deprecating, referring to a loser, describing someone who is poor, unattractive, and socially awkward.) man…

Right up until my death, I had never even touched the hand of a living woman!

I had certainly seen many beautiful women… but they were all dead!

Thus, for me, now transformed into a girl… the situation was incredibly awkward!

“Am I truly going to use this body to cause trouble?” I questioned myself once more, ultimately sighing with resignation.

I had no other choice.

Software, by its very nature, is a system where one small change can affect the whole; if I wished to reclaim my original player identity, it was far from a simple matter of tapping out a line or two of authorization code. Honestly, even I was stunned when I beheld the chaotic mess of the server backend.

The jumbled program languages gave me a migraine unlike any I had experienced before. I truly couldn’t fathom why the server backend data had devolved into such a state of disarray… until I recalled the ‘good deed’ I had performed half a month prior.

–Yingning loves this game so much, I should send her a little gift!

–If such a powerful gift were discovered by the officials, it would cause Yingning a lot of trouble, wouldn’t it?

–Mess it up! Let the data be so chaotic that the officials can’t trace it!

Speaking of which, I felt a little smug about it.

My personal touch! Truly extraordinary! Look! Even I couldn’t fix it!

I proudly patted my chest, but the soft, yielding sensation that met my palm made my expression stiffen.

I really am, truly amazing, aren’t I…

While I couldn’t reclaim my original identity, nor could I transform this nine-tailed fox into a cute girl with a massive penis, I still did my utmost to secure certain benefits for myself, enabling me to achieve feats that ordinary pets could never accomplish.

First, I slightly modified the one-way summoning skill, ‘Pet Summon,’ enabling me to actively teleport to my master, Ning Beibei.

Next, I maximized the integration of my lost player identity with my new pet identity, so that while I couldn’t regain my original body, I still acquired most player privileges. At this point, I was essentially a bug-like entity within the game—neither a player nor an ordinary summoned beast.

Most of the player privileges I gained were social functions, such as sending and receiving mail, remote communication, accepting NPC quests exclusive to players, and joining player guilds. However, I was still restricted to pet attire and remained subject to my master.

To my pleasant surprise, I could equip some player gear. This gear didn’t occupy the pet equipment slots; instead, it expanded into a player equipment interface that felt like a system bug. Though it only included accessory and weapon slots, it already severely disrupted the game’s balance.

Ha? You’re saying you’ve never encountered such a shameless, overtly cheating player who truly lives up to the name?

Are you kidding? Hacking is a hacker’s dignity, alright!

What’s the difference between a hacker who doesn’t cheat and a salted fish (TL Note: A Chinese slang term, ‘xianyu,’ literally ‘salted fish,’ used to describe someone who is lazy, unmotivated, or has given up on life.)!

If the server hadn’t been such a chaotic mess, I’d already be decked out in level 999 divine gear, slaughtering everyone in my path!

What? What if I get banned for cheating?

Tsk, how can you compare me to those pathetic scrubs who get banned just for cheating!

A true hacker can unban themselves even if they get banned for cheating!

A notification box suddenly popped up before me, startling me.

[Your master, Ning Beibei, has come online]

It was time!

Fully prepared, it was time to unleash the signature skills from my previous life!

I wondered if my skills had grown rusty after so long… but regardless, they would be more than enough to deal with these small fries!

I instinctively narrowed my long, foxy eyes, a dangerous glint sparkling within them, striving to suppress the weakness and unease brought on by this female body. My nine tails unfurled freely, and the oppressive aura of a superior race surged forth from me like a tsunami, engulfing everything, as if a king had descended upon the world!

And this king, muscles tensed, was now poised to unleash a massacre!

–That was my imagination.

In reality, I did indeed narrow my eyes and abruptly stretched my body, fully unleashing my majestic presence!

“Augh~”

Tears, much to my chagrin, welled up in my eyes. I clutched my tail plaintively, huffing ‘Hoo—’ ‘Hoo—’ and carefully blew on its tip.

“Hiss— Ow, ow, ow, ow, my tail’s pulled, it hurts so much, so much, so much…”

Being a fox is truly troublesome!


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