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Join the ServerThis seemingly tribulation-like phenomenon is just child’s play…
Just how terrifying are the real side effects?!
I crouched on the ground, utterly devoid of hope. Not far away, Aksiya and Shermi had their broadcasting crystals set up, and Yingning was maintaining a video call with me. So the process of me laying an egg would be watched by three women… Normally, giving birth is also watched during delivery, and since they’re all women, it’s no big deal… Wait, I’m not a woman!
But it’s too late to say anything now.
“What exactly are the side effects! You can tell me now, right! Even if I wanted an abortion, it’s too late!” I made one last desperate struggle.
“No!” Shermi’s stance was firm.
Helpless, I could only maintain a deep squat like a hen, bracing myself.
The pregnancy BUFF had 15 seconds left.
Boom.
A thunderclap tore across the sky, announcing that five seconds had passed. 10 seconds left.
Tears streaming down my face, I squatted and removed my panties.
I already felt a strong urge to pee; it seemed it was about to start.
At that moment, Shermi, outside the video, actually began shamelessly counting down loudly!
“10!”
“9!”
“8!”
“7!”
“6!”
“5!”
The countdown pounded on my heart like a sledgehammer.
“4!”
“3!”
“2!”
“1!”
“0!”
“Fire!”
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Fire???
Only when a terrifying propulsive force came from below did I realize it wasn’t just the egg being fired, but me too… That’s right, the scene was just like the launch of Shenzhou X, except mine was instantaneous. If I had to describe it, it was like setting off a double-kick firecracker during New Year’s…
According to Newton’s third law, as I applied force to launch the egg, an equal and opposite reaction force acted on me…
But the force was a bit too strong…
Bang!
A transparent shockwave that distorted space spread from the moment of my birth! A small white egg shot straight out from between my legs at a speed indistinguishable to the naked eye!
Meanwhile, due to my posture, I went spinning and tumbling towards the azure sky…
The sky was filled with my hopeless screams…
To put it simply, the energy affected the egg’s production speed because the accumulated Mother-Child Water energy inside my body was pushing the egg out. Shermi’s voice finally came through, adding insult to injury.
Normally, one bottle of Mother-Child Water slowly squeezes the egg out, two bottles slide it out with a whoosh, three bottles shoot it out like a bullet… Twenty-eight bottles with ten times the energy is… haha, haha, haha! Boom~~~
I felt like my sanity was being crushed by something.
“This energy was originally meant to aid childbirth. Who knew you’d drink so much at once… But it’s okay. During the egg-laying process, you’ll be protected by the will of the universe. You won’t feel any pain, and both you and the egg will enter an invincible state. You won’t break. I told you to use a thick quilt so that when the egg shoots into the ground, you can find it with a bit of cushioning. Hahahaha! But clearly I underestimated this energy!” On the other side of the video, Shermi let out an irresponsible laugh.
No, I will break. The egg and I will both break!
I clearly saw that on the ground, the quilt was instantly pierced with irresistible force, providing no cushioning at all. Then a terrifying shockwave erupted from under the quilt, sending it flying everywhere. Finally, a mushroom cloud slowly rose…
Am I laying an egg???
This is clearly a nuclear test, damn it!!!
I was still ascending, now shoulder to shoulder with the dark clouds…
If not for the invincibility granted by the will of the universe, I would have been blown to dust by that blast…
Then, I passed through the tribulation clouds filled with lightning, looking dumbfounded, and kept rising.
Perhaps the universe’s protection had its flaws. My tears might have been damaged by the explosion, gushing out like a faucet, leaving a gorgeous rainbow above the dark clouds.
Wait… What’s this urge to pee?
In an instant, I seemed to hear that line from the classic TV drama “Bright Sword” that had spread across the internet.
What hurt more was that Shermi excitedly shouted it out.
“Fire!!!”
Bang!!!
Accompanied by my heart-wrenching scream, a shockwave appeared in the sky, spreading out and instantly dispersing the dark clouds!
This time, it happened to be when my head was facing up when the ‘cannon’ fired… I was almost shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
I saw the egg, like an asteroid, dragging a long fiery tail as it crashed towards the ground. The space around the egg was crushed into glass-like cracks…
Damn, even space shattered!
Is this laying an egg?
“Fire!!!”
The egg hit the ground, raising another mushroom cloud.
And this time, the energy was clearly even more exaggerated because I flew faster and higher…
Wait, what’s that round, white thing up ahead?
The sunlight was too strong earlier, so I didn’t see it… This thing, it looks like the moon?
So the moon I’ve been looking for is like this? Not a cratered planet, but a big white ball. It’s not far from the ground, and it looks kind of cute?
Wait… this urge to pee…
“Fire!!!”
Bang—
A familiar shockwave.
Wait… this direction…
I shot diagonally downwards, head first, in a nosedive.
But that’s not the point! The point is my egg!!! My egg! My daughter! Where are you going!
I watched in despair as my daughter flew towards the moon… As the third shot, this one was inexplicably carrying even more energy than before!
No! If you fly to the moon, how will I get up there? Am I supposed to be the Armstrong of this story? Did Armstrong land on the moon to retrieve his daughter?
No!
Boom—
What I feared most still happened.
And it turned out I was overthinking; I wouldn’t need to go to the moon.
Here’s what happened.
My daughter flew to… no, crashed into the moon.
At first, a small crimson arc rose from the lunar surface, but it quickly spread. That was a scorching shockwave from the immense energy.
Then I covered my face, not daring to look anymore… The moon cracked.
Yes, starting from the impact point, cracks spread with a cracking sound that echoed throughout the pet space. Finally, these cracks spread across the entire pristine white moon!
In the end, I mustered the courage to look at the moon.
For no other reason than to see it off on its final journey.
During the tens of thousands of years it hung in the sky, it illuminated the continent of Ader, dispelled the cold darkness, and accumulated boundless merit. But now it was time for its curtain call… Though the way it ended was unexpected.
This was the most thrilling fireworks I had ever seen… My daughter blew up the moon before she was even born.
Rumble rumble rumble—
The deafening roar and blinding flames illuminated the continent of Ader for the last time. Under the terrified gaze of the entire continent, the moon exploded.
Yes, I wouldn’t need to go to the moon because it no longer existed. It exploded…
To summarize:
My eldest daughter nearly leveled the pet space.
My second daughter almost blasted through the pet space.
My third daughter caused the continent of Ader to lose its moon…
That’s right, the pet space and the continent of Ader shared the same moon…
The moon exploded.
And me? I was now plummeting straight down in a nosedive.
Is this what they call laying an egg???
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