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Join the Server“Take it. This is the growable class artifact that you adventurers dream of!”
[World Announcement: Congratulations to a certain player for gaining the favor of the Moon Goddess Luyah, obtaining the unique growable class exclusive artifact—Luyah’s Light!]
A god is still a god. Although this god had a fragile heart and was a bit unlucky, ultimately she was the legendary ancestor of holy light, the deity who saves all beings. Even if she resorted to some shameless tricks to win, she didn’t shortchange me on the rewards I deserved.
“A living damage dealer is a damage dealer, and they can only live if they have a healer… At the same time, a living healer is a healer. You survive, and the damage dealer can deal damage… Though it sounds a bit convoluted, do you understand? This time I’m serious!” said the Moon Goddess.
I nodded… so you’re admitting you weren’t serious earlier?
“Take it. The next assessment is when you reach level 80, which is still a long way off. Come back here at level 80 for the second assessment.”
[Luyah’s Light (Golden Artifact)]
[Slot: Necklace]
[LV40 Growable (Next stage at level 50, click here to view growth materials.)]
[Magic Attack: +30]
[Intelligence: +50]
[Spirit: +50]
[HP: +1000]
[MP: +2000]
[Special Effect “Source of Holy Light”: Restores 15 MP every 3 seconds]
[Special Effect “Divine Protection”: Damage taken in a single hit cannot exceed 50% of max HP.]
[Ultimate Effect “Bloom! Healer’s Heart!”: When at death’s door, retain 1 HP and knock back all hostile targets within 10 meters, entering a 10-second invincible state. While invincible, you cannot move, but you restore 5000 HP every second to all friendly targets within a 100-meter radius.]
Let me just say… holy crap!
This equipment is incredibly strong! So strong it’s explosive! It completely breaks the balance!
Calling it the second strongest equipment on the entire server right now—no one would dare claim first place!
Probably only exclusive artifacts of other classes could rival it!
This single piece perfectly realizes the three lifelong pursuits of a priest: survival, healing, and sustainability!
Moreover, the very design of this equipment is not for small-scale 1v1 battles, but for large-scale group battles! Especially the last ultimate effect—it’s practically a super bug skill that grants a 10-second invincibility to all allies within a 100-meter radius!
I had been complaining that the rewards from the main quest were all just levels and nothing substantial. Who would have thought that just this one substantial reward would make me admit defeat!
I need to go configure the moon. If the sky gets any darker, I’ll be scolded to death…
It’s a pity, though: if the moon hadn’t exploded, I wouldn’t have been allowed by the will of the universe to descend from the moon. Sometimes I feel that the moon exploding isn’t necessarily a bad thing, provided that after the previous explosion, I don’t have to make a new one.
The Moon Goddess Luyah sighed: “The moon is so boring. I have to maintain the energy balance and listen to the complaints of every believer on the continent… They can’t have children? Why not look for the reason in themselves? Why do they have to tell me all day! If I give them a child, whose child would it be anyway? And then there are those whose wives run off with rich handsome men… If they run, they run! If you can’t keep a woman, why blame others? What’s the use of praying to me? You spend all day scratching yourself, drinking, and fighting, then blame your wife! Meow, a bunch of idiots!”
“It’s really tough…” I silently mourned for the working people in the divine profession for three seconds.
One, two, three—okay, mourning over.
“I just barely wrote an auto-processing program, but before I could back it up, some bastard blew it up. This time, going back, I wonder how many more centuries I’ll have to write… Ah, so frustrating…”
“Programming a program? Using what language? Divine language?” My ears perked up, and my eyes lit up.
I sensed the scent of a hidden quest!
And a hidden quest specially prepared for code farmers!
“What divine language? It’s the B-language that mages use to write magic skills.” The Moon Goddess Luyah grabbed her hair in distress. “I hate this verbose and tedious programming language!”
“Leave me a contact. Once I study the B-language, I’ll help you write it… I promise you won’t have headaches anymore!” I patted my chest and smiled.
After all, what’s my specialty? Whether it’s computer offense and defense or program writing, they all use similar programming languages. The fundamentals remain the same. Once I memorize the operation of the B-language, I can at least reduce a lot of Luyah’s workload!
“Really? But… there’s only one communication crystal that can connect to a god… and it’s with the Light Pope…” Luyah’s expression was troubled.
“Just return it after using it!”
“Eh!!!” Luyah’s eyes lit up. She reached into the void and pulled out a milky-white rhombic crystal. “That makes sense! Take it! You’d better research quickly! If you don’t figure it out within ten days, I won’t just take back the crystal—I’ll take back that equipment too!”
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Two seconds earlier.
The Holy Church of Light was holding a routine grand prayer of a thousand people.
The Light Pope raised the crystal high…
“The crystal is our hope! The god will guide the lost lambs of the world! The hand of the god will caress…
“Let me borrow the crystal!”
A carbon-black little hand reached out from the void, utterly unreasonable, and plucked the crystal from the pope’s palm.
“…caress…”
Light Pope: ???
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It seemed that programming language had driven Luyah to the point of utter frustration, making her ask nothing and immediately disarm the Light Pope without a second thought.
What a capricious god…
[Congratulations, you have accepted the S-rank hidden quest: The Moon Goddess’s Great Troubles!]
[Quest Objective: Use the B-language to help the Moon Goddess Luyah write an auto-processing program for the moon.]
[Quest Phase One—Thoroughly research the B-language within ten days.]
“I’m going back to launch a backup moon. Hurry up! The sooner, the better!”
With that, Luyah patted the carbon ash off her clothes and vanished instantly.
The temple rumbled and slowly sank. Lights flashed, and the snow automatically filled the big pit, burying me as well.
My boss really is too careless.
Helpless, I teleported directly from the snow back to the pet space.
The little ones were whining softly on the bed, seemingly hungry.
Alright, alright, let’s feed them!
A bunch of troublesome little ones.
According to Shirley, when the little ones advance to A-rank, they can transform into human form. The advancement method is similar to mine—I drink the Mother-Child River Water, while they need to be fed some rare treasures.
As for which treasures, Shirley didn’t say. But after this carnival, since buying the album gives pets and pets become widespread, the game company will release a lot of pet-related information. Then I’ll know.
Speaking of which, the day after tomorrow is the carnival… Finally, I’ll have to crossdress, huh?
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