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Does this bastard ever stop?
Feeling the waves of shame and humiliation radiating from his rear end, Huo Jinjin was on the verge of exploding.
But then he remembered that he was in the middle of an ultra-rare main quest related to the Saint rank, and his tolerance instantly multiplied by dozens of times.
Everyone knew how important the Pursuit was to this era. He had finally stumbled onto a chance to turn his luck around in the Pursuit—there was no way he was going to let it slip away!
He endured.
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Endured.
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Just you wait…
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Can’t take it anymore!
“I…”
“We’re here.”
Bai Li Mie Tian said, stopping in front of the cell door, but his hand on Huo Jinjin’s rear remained unmoved.
“Tsk tsk, losers, someone’s come to see you!” Bai Li Mie Tian sneered at me. “How’s life in the cell? Never thought you’d end up like this, did you? Surprised? Shocked? Excited?”
As he spoke, while Huo Jinjin was still stunned, Bai Li Mie Tian laughed grimly and forcefully pulled Huo Jinjin into his arms. The human mage beauty Huo Jinjin, nestled in Bai Li Mie Tian’s embrace, formed a perfect picture of a delicate bird clinging to a man—pleasing to the eye.
Huo Jinjin instantly exploded, struggling: “You son of a…”
Bai Li Mie Tian was a divine-blood warrior with attributes focused on Strength, so of course he was much stronger than Huo Jinjin. With a wave of his arm, he once again pulled Huo Jinjin into his embrace.
“This young lady came to see you, but you never expected this! I’m Bai Li Mie Tian! The boss of this prison now! You walking right into the tiger’s den! How does it feel to be groped by me without being able to fight back? Painful? Wronged? Want to cry? Hahaha, hahahaha!”
Since it was his first time doing something so thrilling as groping a young lady, Bai Li Mie Tian’s mind was hot, and he didn’t realize why the system wasn’t punishing him for harassing a female player. He was just enjoying himself.
Huo Jinjin’s face was red as if steam would rise from it, his teeth grinding audibly. Seeing this only fueled Bai Li Mie Tian’s excitement and interest. His hand slowly moved upward, starting to touch Huo Jinjin’s chest!
Yining, Qingyu, and I watched Huo Jinjin with great sympathy.
“Hahaha! Feels good, doesn’t it? Never thought this would happen, did you! Never thought!”
Bai Li Mie Tian kneaded Huo Jinjin’s chest, laughing to the heavens.
“Alright,” I said, looking at Bai Li Mie Tian with pity, then spoke to Huo Jinjin. “Go ahead. Let him have some fun too. Give him a thrill.”
Hearing my words, Bai Li Mie Tian froze, a sense of dread creeping in.
—Hmm? Why does this feel a bit off?
—How come it seems… getting smaller?
Bai Li Mie Tian looked down in confusion.
He saw a stubbly-faced man lying blissfully in his arms, while his hand rested on the man’s shrinking chest. Then a hoarse, deep voice came from within his embrace.
“Surprised? Shocked? Feel good? Excited?” Huo Jinjin let out a twisted laugh. He didn’t use any skills; instead, he put all his strength into his staff and slammed it into Bai Li Mie Tian’s face. “Screw your grandpa!”
At the same time, Qingyu chuckled and transformed back to his original form.
“Surprised? Shocked? Feel good? Excited?”
Qingyu pulled out a crystal. It flashed, and with a clink, the cell door unlocked.
I walked out and patted Bai Li Mie Tian’s dog head. “Surprised? Shocked? Feel good? Excited?”
Bai Li Mie Tian’s face cycled through shades of red and green, like a Hollywood special effect. We calmly munched on sunflower seeds and watched him for a while. After a bit, a system notice appeared in the local channel.
[System Message: Bai Li Mie Tian has left the game.]
Staring at the sudden logout notification, we exchanged glances.
The leader of a notorious red-name guild, the most heinous criminal in the entire game, had been bullied by us to the point of shamefully logging off… How satisfying!
Mandatory Pursuit exam question—Find the area of Bai Li Mie Tian’s psychological shadow that day.
Answer: ∞
****
Black Mirror Healer watched the scene with a twitching mouth, then silently sent a message to Jiangu.
[Black Mirror Healer: Boss, no need to come over. Bai Li Mie Tian is already gg.]
[Jiangu: ?! Who did it?]
[Black Mirror Healer: Well… let’s say it was Oleander.]
[Jiangu: She could beat Bai Li Mie Tian?]
[Black Mirror Healer: No, I mean… Bai Li Mie Tian isn’t dead, but it’s worse than death… His heart is dead… From now on, he’ll probably never be able to look at a beautiful woman the same way again…]
After finally having the chance to molest an innocent girl, how could he have known that the ‘girl’ was actually a man bigger than himself? All done for… he’ll never get hard again in this life.
Poor Bai Li Mie Tian… After years of ruthless schemes and evil deeds, had he finally met with a tragic and painful retribution?
Black Mirror Healer sent the video he recorded to Jiangu.
On the other end of the communication, Jiangu was silent for a long time after watching.
Finally, a message came through.
[Jiangu: I hope I never become their enemy.]
Black Mirror Healer was stunned—had the boss chickened out?
In a sense, becoming the enemy of such people was truly terrifying!
The items that Aksiya and Sherry gave us were powerful. They could disable all magical devices within a few meters without triggering alarms.
With this crystal, we could open any door in the dungeon without setting off alarms that would summon guards.
However, it couldn’t affect the surveillance equipment, since they were too far away for the crystal’s range. If we disabled the magical surveillance cameras first, that would alert the monitoring room.
But strangely, the monitoring room, the only place that could know our situation, hadn’t sounded the alarm. We were ready for a fight, but the alarm never went off.
“Ladies, please take care of me from now on.” I bowed deeply to Huo Jinjin and Qingyu, showing my schadenfreude.
Their mouths twitched, but then Huo Jinjin’s face showed a contemplative expression. “So this is what it feels like to have your butt and chest groped… How fascinating!”
“Don’t worry, there’ll be plenty more chances! All future infiltration missions like this will be in your hands!” I bowed again.
For some reason, I thought I saw a look of anticipation on Huo Jinjin’s face.
As for Qingyu, he kept muttering: “So touching a woman’s chest makes it soft… I only knew that after touching my own… Next time I’ll try it. That way I can confirm her gender… A few more touches might help her rediscover the feeling of being a woman… In that case… Anyway, may heaven bless my love life!”
Huh? Strange. We’re in a dungeon where there’s no wind, but I felt a chill blow across my chest…
Only one update today, sorry! I’ll make it up tomorrow!
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