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Chapter 161: The Moon’s Wrath and a Cracking Egg

[Important Alliance Announcement!]

Dear adventurers, due to an irresistible force causing the moon to explode, energy output has been interrupted. All moon-related skills are temporarily unavailable.

Sure enough, my Moon Goddess blessing and all healing skills have gone dark…

Those of you currently in dungeons or raids must be cursing…

The Moon Goddess is the Goddess of Life.

She is the same deity worshipped by every healing class across the world—my big boss, the big boss of all healers…

I wonder if she sensed me using my priest staff to steal kills earlier… That might have already put me on her bad side…

If she finds out about this, would she fly down and smash me with a moon?

I feel strangely guilty…

[Important Alliance Announcement 2!]

The Moon Goddess, who was sleeping on the moon, has been scared into a psychological shadow and is still crying. She vows to find the culprit! Therefore, we hope the perpetrator will surrender, and we encourage witnesses to report! The Moon Goddess will richly reward those who come forward!

I slunk back, hugging my tail and egg, hiding in my blanket, not daring to make a sound…

“I’ll call you Egg Superman from now on,” Shirley said while writing her report, teasing mercilessly. “There’s nothing in this world that a single kid can’t solve. If there is, have a few more.”

I didn’t respond to Shirley’s teasing. I just lay quietly in the center of the crater my kid had blasted.

“Are you going to report me?” I asked.

Theoretically, the Moon Goddess should be far more powerful than a Saint-level being, right? As Saint-level members of the Alliance, Shirley and the others have a duty to report such a major incident, don’t they?

“Do I look that disloyal to you?” Shirley glared at me angrily. “Don’t worry, neither I nor A Cai will snitch. The Alliance’s situation is unclear right now. I can’t be sure who else has betrayed us like Sher did. It’s better to keep our distance. Besides, blowing up the moon is a serious crime. If you get caught, who’s going to blow up the sun for me to watch?”

That last part was the real point… This woman just wants to see chaos…

Blow up the sun… My god…

A dull ache seemed to come from beneath me…

“Besides, I’m an accomplice too…” Shirley muttered, shivering.

******

After Jiangu left Minos City, he walked side by side with Black Mirror Healer.

“Old Black, did you finish your quest?” Jiangu asked.

“Yeah, finished. The reward was a new skill.” Black Mirror Healer raised an eyebrow smugly. “Let me show you… I need someone to practice on!”

A random guild member passed by. Black Mirror Healer didn’t even ask his name.

“Hit me first! Get my health down a bit!” Black Mirror Healer said confidently.

His newly acquired inheritance skill was special—it could drain enemy health to restore his own proportionally. A very powerful skill!

He wanted to show off its strength to annoy Jiangu, because everyone in the guild knew Jiangu had the worst luck, like a black pot bottom, and never got hidden quests.

“Is that okay…” The random member hesitated, apparently afraid to hit his superior.

“It’s fine! I can absorb it back! Just do it!”

“Well… okay…”

The random member took a deep breath, hesitated, and then threw a tentative, light punch.

Boom—

[Guild System Notification: Elder Black Mirror Healer has been eliminated.]

Only after the smoke cleared and the corpse turned into white light did a strange cross-shaped symbol appear beneath Black Mirror Healer’s body.

Jiangu’s face turned grim. It was the symbol of Ta… that…

Seeing the mark, his expression darkened. “It’s him? The legendary number one assassin in the world?”

“Are you calling me? Say my full name! I am ‘World’s Number One Beautiful Girl Assassin’! Anyway… Eeeeeee! Dog thief Jiangu, die!” The loli raised her dagger over her head and stabbed it into Jiangu’s lower back.

“Return Xiao Hua’s life…” Jiangu’s mouth twitched as he sighed, finishing the loli’s line for her: “I wasn’t calling you. I meant the real number one, the legendary ‘Cross Jing Ke.’ And why are you here again… Aren’t you annoying…”

“Anyway, dog thief Jiangu, die! Take this! One cut to the throat!” The loli leaped up with a shout, but unfortunately, even after jumping, she still couldn’t reach Jiangu’s throat.

[Finisher—Faraday’s Arc Railgun!]

“Ya—I will definitely come back!”

“You guys have been acting weird since earlier… Always talking about eggs, laying eggs, hatching eggs… and laughing strangely… Can someone tell me what happened?”

During a quest break, Huo Jinjin complained to Yingning.

“Just a strange quest. We need to help a hen that can’t lay eggs give birth.” Yingning replied calmly.

“Alright, alright. Where did Ya Shen go? He didn’t abandon us, did he?” Huo Jinjin pressed.

“Why so many questions? Just do your work! Ya Shen won’t abandon us… Right, girl?” As she spoke, Fairy Sister also looked at Yingning with some guilt.

They really loved this feeling of riding on someone strong. If Ya Shen left, they would be lost and at a loss.

“Ya Ya has her own mission and is away for now. While we rest, let’s discuss tomorrow’s guild elite tournament.”

As soon as Yingning finished, a guild system announcement popped up in the world chat.

[Sword Sweeping the World has abandoned the guild conquest against Gunfire Rose.]

[Due to the opponent’s forfeit, Gunfire Rose wins!]

[Guild resources have been automatically sent to the opposing guild!]

That world announcement was visible to everyone. Next came a system prompt only Yingning could see.

[Gunfire Rose gained guild experience 982001.]

[Gunfire Rose guild level increased by 2…3…4…5. Congratulations, Gunfire Rose has reached level 5.]

Since Sword Sweeping the World was level 15, even seizing only 10% allowed us to reach level 5?

[Gunfire Rose gained minerals 102234, wood 27710, funds 210000222.]

Truly a behemoth dripping with wealth. Even 10% easily exceeded 90% of the server’s total guild resources!

“But… why? Why did they surrender?” Fairy Sister asked in surprise.

“Could it be because they were scared of Xiao Ya’s bug skill?” Qingyu frowned.

Qingyu’s speculation wasn’t impossible. With the power of that skill, unleashing it in a 5v5 elite match would undeniably wipe out the entire enemy team!

“There are no invincible skills. Sister Ya’s skill focuses on burst, but its cast time is long, making it easy to prepare defenses. Jiangu and his group could just use a short invincibility skill to tank it. Sword Sweeping the World is loaded; they can definitely get equipment or items for that…” Yingning fell into deep thought.

“Then why did they surrender? Could it really be out of fear of Ya Shen’s might?” Huo Jinjin was also unusually serious.

Having suddenly obtained a massive amount of guild resources, they should have been happy. And they were indeed happy and excited, but more than that, they were full of doubt.

Jiangu wouldn’t just take a huge loss lying down. What was Sword Sweeping the World planning?

Unable to figure it out, they felt that these resources in hand were far from reassuring.

—But none of that concerns me. I’m only responsible for hatching eggs! Until the little ones break out of their shells, I’m not going anywhere!

******

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