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Join the ServerWhen I woke up again, my stomach churned violently. I scrambled out of Yingning’s arms and retched, but nothing came up—just dry heaves.
“Morning sickness is normal. It’ll pass in two days.” Snowberry’s voice was full of schadenfreude.
Morning… morning sickness?!
Those two words had once seemed so distant and terrifying to me!
But now… ugh—
“For the next two days, remember to take folic acid, eat plenty of vegetables, and avoid strenuous exercise. Once the egg is laid, focus on incubating it…”
Egg?!
I’ve read a lot, don’t fool me! Foxes are canids, placental mammals, okay? Even if a fox spirit is a fusion of fox and human, there’s no way they could be oviparous!
“These two days of holding the egg are the most painful. You’ll experience dizziness, morning sickness, heartburn, acid reflux, stomach pain, constipation, shortness of breath, mood swings, cramps, back pain, bone pain… Although a fox’s belly doesn’t swell when laying an egg, the suffering is the same. So, baby, as her master, you must take good care of her and be considerate these two days. After all, she became a mother because of you…” Snowberry put on a stern face, pretending to be serious as she looked at Yingning.
“I’ll take responsibility,” Yingning replied earnestly.
Such terrible lines…
I leaned lifelessly against Yingning’s chest… ugh—
“Every mother, during pregnancy, literally tears her soul apart to share it with her child. The pain is unimaginable… Twenty-eight bottles… *pfft*… cough!” A smirk flickered across Snowberry’s face before she coughed to hide her embarrassment. “What I mean is, when labor comes in two days, you should return early to the [Heavenly Relic]—what you call the [Pet Space]. With the cumulative effect of twenty-eight bottles of Zi Mu River water, you won’t produce twenty-eight eggs, but you definitely won’t produce just one either. The specifics depend on your condition… So be prepared early. Build a nest that’s large and enclosed—you don’t want spectators when you’re nursing, do you?”
Nur… nursing?
Say that again?
The wind is too strong; I really can’t hear clearly!
“Of course, to ensure the little ones are well-fed, besides supplements like folic acid, you’ll need to increase your protein intake. Drink plenty of Magikarp Soup, Mamoswine Trotter Soup, Tauros Bone Broth, and Slowpoke Tail Soup. These foods help stimulate milk production…”
Stimulate… milk production?!
Those two words struck me like thunder, leaving me charred and crisp.
“And you, as the master, can’t just sit idle.” Snowberry patted Yingning’s shoulder heavily, as if entrusting a mission. “Milk stimulation isn’t just about food; physical stimulation is also very important!”
With that, Snowberry formed her hands into claws and made a serious kneading motion. “If you need to learn lactation techniques, feel free to contact me anytime… *slurp*!”
Hey, you just drooled, didn’t you! You definitely drooled! No matter how serious your expression, it can’t hide your dirty thoughts!
“Anyway, just follow my advice these two days! I’ve been through it all!” Snowberry puffed out her chest proudly, her ample bosom swaying dizzyingly.
But unexpectedly, Alessia chimed in with a faint, mocking smile. “You sure know a lot…”
Snowberry shuddered! I saw it clearly! She suddenly shuddered!
“Cough! So what if I know a lot?! As if realizing her lapse, Snowberry blushed. “Alright! Next is about incubation. The egg will be safe in the Heavenly Relic, but you need to wrap it with your tail for at least six hours a day. Do this for a week, and the little ones will hatch on their own~”
Incubate… again?!
Like a hen sitting on eggs?
Today just keeps getting worse… ugh—
“Um… is it possible… not to give birth… an abortion or something…” I asked weakly.
“Sure,” Snowberry shrugged nonchalantly. “But you’ll be stuck at tier one forever, never able to level up again. The fox clan is a maternal collective. A cold, heartless person who kills their own children will be deemed by the universe’s will as devoid of motherhood, unworthy of the fox identity. So once you abort, you can never advance!”
Damn universe’s will… ugh—
“Alright, enough personal matters. Let’s talk about business!” Snowberry turned serious. “About the time you almost broke Baridros’s seal.”
Yingning and I also straightened up. I forced myself to be alert. Though I lacked the strength to escape Yingning’s embrace, I tried to sit up straighter.
Snowberry nodded solemnly. “Baridros… twenty-eight bottles, pfft hahahahaha—cough! I mean Baridros! That demon general of the 109th!”
“Cough!” Snowberry composed herself. “Ba—hahaha twenty-eight bottles pfft hahahaha!”
Can we stop mentioning the twenty-eight bottles?
I rolled my dead fish eyes and shrunk back into Yingning’s arms—I felt cold.
Damn it, my reputation as the cold-blooded, peerless assassin who takes heads from a thousand miles away… all ruined by the number twenty-eight!
“Is twenty-eight bottles of Zi Mu River water really that hilarious?” Alessia glanced disdainfully at Snowberry. “Let me take over.”
“Fine, fine, you talk… twenty-eight times hahahaha.” Snowberry laughed breathlessly, uttering words I couldn’t understand.
“First, about the two swords you acquired last time. Those were once our swords. They’re [Treasure] items, not main-hand weapons. So even though you can’t equip them, you can both use them. For now, you can’t unleash their power. Once you reach tier nine (level 90), they’ll become powerful aids.” With a wave of Alessia’s hand, the swords jumped out of our backpacks and landed in our hands.
“Twenty-eight bottles… twenty-eight bottles hahaha…” Snowberry dropped to her knees, laughing and pounding the ground in the Orz pose.
Alessia frowned, a vein bulging on her forehead, but she ignored Snowberry and turned to Yingning. “Also, you obtained a war manual from Baridros, right?”
“Yes!” Yingning pulled out the war manual and nodded.
The war manual allows players to automatically advance before tier six (level 60) without advancement quests. After tier six, it leads to the Swordmaster branch of the Warrior class.
Swordmaster—a profession we’d never heard of. There was no information on the official website. It was probably a hidden profession, like Eastlord’s Shadow Priest.
Alessia gently stroked the war manual, finally fixing her gaze on the lower right corner of the title page. There, in the common language of the Nine Hua Alliance, was the author’s name—Alessia.
Alessia returned the manual to Yingning, a faint smile spreading across her cold face. “After tier six, come find me with the manual. From today, I am your class instructor…”
“Ahahaha twenty-eight bottles haha… so strong… hahahaha… can’t wait… haha… admire…” Snowberry was completely lying on the ground, pounding it so hard the earth shook.
Alessia glanced at Snowberry impatiently. “Keep it up, and you’ll taste twenty-eight bottles too!”
“Ahaha twenty-eight bottles, twenty-eight bottles haha—” Snowberry hiccupped and jumped up in fright, like someone stepping on a cat’s tail. “Ha?!”
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