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Join the Server“Haha” my ass! “Haha” your sister’s husband… I shot a furious glare at the cackling Shirley.
[Quest: Monster Siege Completed]
[Reward: Level 5]!
What an exaggerated reward!
My level instantly shot up to 47, while Yingning at 46 ranked second on the global level leaderboard!
Second in the world! First in Asia!
The top player globally was also level 47, just one level above Yingning.
Huo Jinjin and the others also instantly surged into the top fifty on the Asia server leaderboard!
Huo Jinjin used a crying-laughing emoji and raised his arms to shout: “Long live Ya Shen! Long live the Guild Master!”
Fairy Fortress and Qingyu didn’t follow the crowd, but they were also so excited they were in tears—this time, they’d really turned their luck around!
“Tomorrow’s guild elite tournament, we’ll show those Sword Sweeping the World bastards! Finally get our revenge!” Fairy Fortress clenched her little fist.
Yingning was equally thrilled. She looked at me with gratitude and hugged me tighter.
“What’s there to get excited about at just the fourth rank?” Shirley said dismissively. “Your adventurer competition is just the warm-up period now. Even if you’ve gained a few levels, if your luck turns bad in the next few days, others will surpass you.”
“But I am lucky~ My nickname is ‘Queen of Luck’!” I proudly stuck my tongue out at Shirley. “And I have you two big shots to rely on!”
But Shirley was stunned, then said in surprise: “Your nickname is ‘Queen of Luck’? I thought it was ‘Ice Reaper’ or something…”
What?
Another deductive scenario instantly popped into my mind.
∴ Sit in the frosty sky, Ice Reaper!
I sat in the frosty sky.
∴ I = Ice Reaper
From this, I could continue deducing.
∴ Heaven descends justice!
What descended from heaven was peas.
∴ Peas = Justice
As I was deducing, a system prompt suddenly popped up in front of me, startling me.
Startled!
[System Prompt: Heaven-sent blessing! The mainframe has heard your devout wish! And mercifully granted your wish!]
What?
Did I just make a wish?
Could this be the legendary wish fulfillment?
They say that if you pray devoutly, sometimes the mainframe will fulfill a player’s wish! Such an opportunity is extremely rare! It only triggers once a year for the entire server!
Whoa! Am I really the chosen one?
What wish did the system hear from me? Level up to 200? Advance without laying eggs? Or fill my inventory with divine artifacts?
[System Prompt: The server-wide noun ‘peas’ has been replaced with the noun ‘justice’.]
“…”
I pulled out a handful of peas and carefully read the system prompt.
[System Prompt: You have taken out a handful of justice.]
Throw.
[System Prompt: You have thrown a handful of justice.]
Eat.
[System Prompt: Eating raw justice can easily cause diarrhea. Not recommended.]
“…”
“Huh? Suddenly a weird system prompt popped up, saying the mainframe granted someone’s wish… replaced ‘peas’ with ‘justice’…” Yingning looked at her system prompt in confusion. “Who has a hole in their head to make such a wish…”
“Yeah, yeah, that person must be sick!” Fairy Fortress added.
“Crazy people come every year, but this year there are especially many~” Huo Jinjin shrugged.
“I’m really curious who made such a bizarre wish…” Fairy Fortress muttered.
“…”
Forget it, let’s put the ‘justice’ thing aside for now.
After sorting out the quest rewards, the top priority was laying the egg!
“Really, just a little hint… what exactly are the side effects of laying an egg?” I pleaded, looking at Shirley.
“No time to explain to you. We just conquered Minos City. We have to seriously write an event report to the Alliance and have them send someone to take over Minos City. Pfft… cough! Anyway, I’m busy now, no time for you. But when you give birth, we’ll watch through the communication crystal and give you pointers!” Shirley said, turning her head as if suppressing a laugh.
This kind of shameless Saint-rank big shot really makes one’s teeth itch with annoyance.
…
“You should go buy some cotton mattresses and stuff now. Pile them up thick, at least ten meters thick, otherwise the egg-laying process might hurt you…” the kind-hearted Aksiya said.
“Ten meters isn’t enough? Fifty meters!” Shirley interrupted gleefully.
.
“…”
What kind of egg needs a fifty-meter-thick cushion? An asteroid?
I planned to pile a hundred meters.
“Alright, enough nonsense. Go prepare now. Aksiya and I really have a lot to do… Your next commission you can let your friends handle. You go do prenatal preparations. You won’t miss out on the reward!” Shirley said.
[Quest automatically accepted: Clean up Minos City.]
“You’ve seen it. Minos City is disgusting to look at now. Go use your skills to kill as many bugs as possible, gather the bones and burn them… Don’t look so reluctant! Our commissions can’t always be world-saving events! What you’re about to do may seem small and tedious, but for the survivors of Minos City and the lives that will immigrate here in the future, it’s no different from saving their world. Understand?” Shirley commanded.
“Understood…” The group reluctantly agreed… Can’t they just leave this to other players! Why waste our time!
With slight reluctance, they left the resurrection point and began their tasks.
I returned to the pet space, then rushed from the pet space to the Zhenxin Village household goods store.
I cleared out all the mattresses and quilts from Zhenxin Village’s store, then dashed to another village.
Back and forth like this, until my inventory was full, then I transported everything back to the pet space, and continued shopping.
Move.
Buy.
Move.
Finally, I cleared out all the household goods stores in the surrounding villages with one sweep!
After moving everything back to the pet space, I began the arduous construction work.
With full fatigue and a pregnancy buff, running so many trips in a row made me feel like I was about to miscarry from exhaustion.
A few hours later, the job was done. I wiped my sweat.
With the help of some household magic items, this 100-meter long, 100-meter wide, 100-meter high super fox egg-laying nest was finally born!
Hah, bring it on!
There’s nothing in this world that can stump me!
It’s just laying an egg! What’s there to… fear!
I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, climbed panting to the top of this skyscraper-like nest, lay spread-eagled, staring at the blazing sun in the pet space, quietly waiting for the disaster to come.
—You little bastards, just wait till you’re born. I’ll stew you!
Thinking with that spite, I touched my belly, and strangely felt a bit of anticipation and warmth.
—I’ll raise you first, then stew you. You’ll be a few pounds heavier.
Time slowly passed. The countdown under the pregnancy buff was only a few minutes left.
Boom—
For some reason, a thunderclap illogically streaked across the clear sky! In the next instant, the clouds at the horizon spread across the sky at an astonishing visible speed!
What’s this? Just laying an egg… No way!
This weather looks like the legendary heavenly tribulation!
Could this be the side effect of laying an egg that Shirley mentioned?
[Oh? An abnormal phenomenon? But this is just small potatoes… The real show is yet to come~]
In the communication crystal, Shirley smiled mysteriously.
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